Gaijin von Snikbah Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 POST OFFICE MAN Evil Eye Makes you feel unwelcome at the post office. Reduces your chance of mailing a letter. Sour Service A severe case of negative attitude. Reduces happiness and grants the post office +1 to crappy atmosphere. Super Yell Attack Utilizes the power of the north wind to blow you out of the office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haver Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 It's funny you should mention it, actually, because I found this under my bed just the other day: I went looking for it because I found a short epilogue at the flea market a couple days previous, which gets into The Human Brain's fall from grace. As regards to the comic book, Neuberg managed to get one issue out before his company, the Neu Comic Press, went into liquidation. I'm led to believe there was one sole print run in the early 90s. I'll try to get scans from both #1 and the epilogue soonish. Page 1 scan: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Dr. Ducktopus! Back Story... Dr. Ducko Ducktavius was a brilliant scientist in his home world of Ducktopolis, until Count Hoofgah brought war to his land... The lord of the Chicken Age of Earth sent in men to the unarmed place and kidnapped the entire population to have their vital organs removed and put into robot-duck-clone shells to be used as soldiers. But five ducks were kept in their true form. He conducted horrible experiments on the ducks, and mutated them into unnatural beings. Dr. Ducktavius was given four more limbs. A blue solar cell panel was attached to his back, feeding power into the four mechanical arms that are said to be indestructible. Hoofgah also implanted a chip in his brain that would MAKE him do the bidding of his master. Ducko Ducktavius ceased to exist. There was only Dr. Ducktopus now. He and the other four ducks were brought to Earth to wipe out the Rebellion led by Reginald the Super Chicken. The mind-controlled duck is unstoppable. Or is he? I'll put up 'the four others' later on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haver Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Page 2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 haver.....i dont get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddage Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 GINGERMAN Flame thrower The ginger hair engulfs at will creating fire, this fire can be sent down to the hands ready to be thrown in order to vanquish the enemy. Temper Attack Using the legendary temper that all gingers posses (stereotypes FTW) he simply gets so mad the enemy cannot take being around him anymore and so commits suicide. Invisibility Can blend in and look just like everyone else (note. this power only works in areas where there are a lot of ginger people, i.e. Scotland, as such is mostly useless ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haver Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 haver.....i dont get it? Fucking Hell bob, he's The Human Brain, as in, the human brain. IT'S NOT DIFFICULT. FICTION, BOB. FICTION. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The3rdChildren Posted September 3, 2006 Author Share Posted September 3, 2006 When an unexplained fire at the Super City genetics lab accidentally freed an array of bizarre creatures, highschool student Pedro Jones thought he was freeing just a regular witless Daddy Long Legs from bouncing aimlessly around his room. How wrong he was. Escaped from the generics lab, this Super Daddy Long Legs fused with Pedro on touch. From then on life for Pedro would never be the same. He became... Daddy Long Legs Man. Super Abilities: Witless Bounce With the instinct of the Daddy Long Legs (and spring shoes), Daddy Long Legs Man can aimlessly bounce around for hours to confuse and frustrate his enemies. Power of No Other Powers Bitten by what is arguably nature's most useless creature, Daddy Long Legs Man has the power of no other super powers aside the Witless Bounce. Sidekick: Another byproduct of the generics lab fire, an escaped super potato found it's way into Danny Waterfields' potato sack. Danny was a short but hungry boy and consumed this potato, which then fused with him in a similar way as Pedro and the Super Daddy Long Legs. Danny inherited the potato's powers to become Daddy Long Legs Man's sidekick... Potato Boy! Together, using their lack of super powers, Pedro and Danny take to the Super City streets to tackle crime and the forces of evil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Fucking Hell bob, he's The Human Brain, as in, the human brain. IT'S NOT DIFFICULT. FICTION, BOB. FICTION. what a lovely word 'sprog' is.....anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haver Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Managed to get a scan of the third page, but the rest is in tatters. Frakking rats. Or very large ants. Page 3: I'll get my hands on the epilogue in a minute. Phor the Philistine: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Berners-Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 GINGERMAN Flame thrower The ginger hair engulfs at will creating fire, this fire can be sent down to the hands ready to be thrown in order to vanquish the enemy. Temper Attack Using the legendary temper that all gingers posses (stereotypes FTW) he simply gets so mad the enemy cannot take being around him anymore and so commits suicide. Invisibility Can blend in and look just like everyone else (note. this power only works in areas where there are a lot of ginger people, i.e. Scotland, as such is mostly useless ). Looks more like flameboy tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I've just drawn another picture of T3h_Hero because I was bored: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spirited away Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Mr. Dog The Hero. He is always ready to help a little puppy in need, or just to catch evil postmen. Hits: bones Misses: cats His normal attack is the Bite. He uses his teeth. His special attack is the Bone Throw, but he doesn't like to use this much (because he likes to keep his bones). Mrs. Cat The Villain. From the very start (the pet store), she and Mr. Dog have been arch enemies. She likes to taunt him by kidnapping puppies, stealing things or hiding Mr. Dog's bones. She also has a couple of minions to help her with her evil plans, named The Rats. Hits: pretty things Misses: dogs, water Her normal attack is the Claw. Her nails are sharp enough to rip your skin clear open. Her very special attack is the Boob Bounce, which can paralyze pretty much any enemy, giving her enough time to attack or if needed, to flee. Wow, wish i could draw like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaijin von Snikbah Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 GOLD GANGSTA TOOTH From the foul breath of a mean gangsta man, comes the meanest tooth of gold evar. Born from a round house kick to the face, this tooth had to cut its teeth early on, at the nogood streets of gangsta hood. He soon learned how to become the evilest tooth cleaner of them all. Brush Attack Pulls forth an oversized toothbrush and cleans your mouth from nasty bacteria. Forces you to flush with mouthwater. Bling Bling Directs sunlight into your eyes by using his oversized jewelry. Renders you blind for up to 10 seconds. Rap Attack Bustin his street rhymes on your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyBoy Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 The H5N1 Virus It'll kill ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Lightning (also known as Blitzen) Powers: Can electricute enemies in short range distances. Can transform into a lightning bolt and fly through the air in short distances. Can travel along metal when transformed into lightning. Is immune to electric. Story: Whilst working late at the nuclear power station, John Roe had to investigate a radioactive spillage. Whilst cleaning up John Roe was struck by a freak bolt of mega lightning. Thus destroying his protective suit and exposing him to the electrically charged radioactive waste, and transforming him into... LIGHTNING! I drew some pictures but I don't have a scanner so I quickly knocked up his suit on paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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