BeerMonkey Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 The last time I did it was on the path that runs by the church. I used my right hand and my nob funnily enough. My village is quiet so you don't get disturbed. I've done it in school before. Once in a tech lesson. I found a way to wank without taking your trousers off. It's not as good though. And you get sticky boxers. Which was made worse as I had P.E that day. Had to get changed in a corner. awesome lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haver Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 The last time I did it was on the path that runs by the church. I used my right hand and my nob funnily enough. My village is quiet so you don't get disturbed. I've done it in school before. Once in a tech lesson. I found a way to wank without taking your trousers off. It's not as good though. And you get sticky boxers. Which was made worse as I had P.E that day. Had to get changed in a corner. Oh jeez, he's that kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 My english teacher's favourite story is about the time she caught someone wanking in class. Apparently his table kept on moving up and down. He got suspended... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMonkey Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 would love to be a fly on the wall when he had to tell his folks the reason why he was suspended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Haha, this sure is probably the most quotes i've ever seen a post have. I probably wouldn't want to wank at scchool, if someone saw you they'd think you liked the teachers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonmike04 Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 Moogleviper man, thats fuckin dirty but bloody hell i've never laughed so hard. You're a true legend m8! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Haha, this sure is probably the most quotes i've ever seen a post have. I probably wouldn't want to wank at scchool, if someone saw you they'd think you liked the teachers. Either that or the hot girl in front of you whose thong is showing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 i cheated on both my girlfriends last night :C is it worrying i dont feel guilty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I probably wouldn't want to wank at scchool, if someone saw you they'd think you liked the teachers. Yeah that's what the Twilighter kept saying to me today. EDIT: That's a lie. I would do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 BLIMEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiemetriX Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 i cheated on both my girlfriends last night :C is it worrying i dont feel guilty? haha. on both your Girlfriends ^^ -- I was once invited to my girl friends sleep over. ( me and 4 girls ) Before going to bed I fondled their tits.. Strange to thing back on that. Even stranger that I'm still good friends with all 4 of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Man have you checked the dates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonmike04 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 haha. on both your Girlfriends ^^ -- I was once invited to my girl friends sleep over. ( me and 4 girls ) Before going to bed I fondled their tits.. Strange to thing back on that. Even stranger that I'm still good friends with all 4 of them. Wait..your girlfriends tits or your girlfriends friends tits? Whatever the answer is, it'l be along the lines of 'So what?' or 'Woah man, you iz crazy unfaithful!' Man...this thread is le old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Wait..your girlfriends tits or your girlfriends friends tits? Whatever the answer is, it'l be along the lines of 'So what?' or 'Woah man, you iz crazy unfaithful!' Man...this thread is le old. I think he meant his girl friend as in female friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platty Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 hmmm 4 months old.... [lock] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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