Posted February 9, 2006 We used to do it like other animals. Today it is known as doggy style. There was some program on a few years ago that studied human sex. The put a couple in an xray machine thing while they were doing it (missionary) and the penis has to bend quite alot. Looks painful but it isnt for some reason. And I mean with a girl, dont try to bend your cocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2006 Slanderous, defamatory, false, obscene, indecent, lewd, pornographic, abusive, insulting, threatening, harassing or obnoxious comments are not appropriate in the R-E Forum community and the inclusion of them in posts or signatures and avatars will result in punishment. This includes excessive discussion of masturbation and similar sexual activities. While you may enjoy doing these activities we do not necessarily wish to know. Insulting others by stating they do something similar, or something even lewder, is not acceptable and rather childish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2006 If anything Odwin, this is a laughable conversation. Theres no need to pull the rules into this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2006 If anything Odwin, this is a laughable conversation. Theres no need to pull the rules into this. They don't like having laughs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2006 They don't like having laughs We do like having laughs. In the past, many decent or funny threads started off well, but then descended into a "wank-fest." It would be a shame for another funny and good hearted thread to turn into a masturbation frenzy, no? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2006 I can't imagine the vast amount of jizz needed to warrant use of Mr Muscle sink & plughole unblocker. Plus it's normally kinda fluidy [Well my swimmers are] so I again cannae imagine how it blocked. Perhaps fused with the hair to make some form of beast. Would love to know what sort of test they ran which concluded it was the baby batter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2006 From my A level/GCSE biology I seem to remember that proteins, when heated above 30 degrees become vulnerable to denaturing. this is what turns for example, the fairly liquid egg white into a far more solid substance after cooking. perhaps an experiment is due Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2006 Perhaps fused with the hair to make some form of beast. [17:40:14] Guy: I can just imagine some guy all showering and bam, this clot of hair and semen bursts from the tiles beneath and just coats him in filth. [17:40:22] Guy: Then slithers away to eat some children. [17:41:16] Mike: that's a good premise for a horror movie [17:41:23] Guy: Yes, it is. I'll give one million cool points to anyone who can create a poster for said movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2006 the poster would be a deserted shower, with the drain pipe, and a white + brown monster hand grabbing it. The title would be "What lies beneath" :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2006 Here's my attempt. Lame but oh well. Just keep the thread clean. Don't post anything too dirty or rude, keep it for the humour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2006 Maybe they stopped the wanking 'cos valentines day is COMING up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2006 From my A level/GCSE biology I seem to remember that proteins, when heated above 30 degrees become vulnerable to denaturing. this is what turns for example, the fairly liquid egg white into a far more solid substance after cooking. perhaps an experiment is due Actually for most proteins (ie. those in humans) the tempearture is about 40 degrees. They're fully denatured by 60. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
