jayseven Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 (edited) Scoreboard 1110 - ReZ 0860 - MoogleViper 0410 - Nemi 0300 - Dannnyboy 0170 - Animal 0140 - Cube 0100 - Jimbob 0090 - Eenuh 0050 - MadDog 0000 - Diageo 0000 - Emma 0000 - Flink 0000 - jayseven (playing but not eligible for the prizes) 0000 - Peeps 0000 - Shorty 0000 - Ville Rules Start time and date is 07:00 GMT Friday 10th August 2012 End time and date is 10:00 Friday 31st August 2012 A successful BISH must include identifiable evidence that you are in the picture Please identify and label each picture with the included BISH, and the points value It is up to you to keep a personal running total. After the closing date, the GM will check the scoring You should upload your pictures to a suitible location - perhaps an imgur/imageshack.us album, or facebook if you are ok with that. You need to post the pictures direct in this thread, rather than simply a link Generally, the acceptibility of a BISH is down to the general consensus, however in some cases the GM may overrule, in favour of upholding the principles of the game Multiple BISHes in one picture are allowed, however you cannot re-use the exact same element for multiple BISHes e.g. "a big smile" and "sex face" must be noticeably different. If there are instances where this clash is sensible, then it may be debatable You are allowed to do your own BISHes on the list you submitted (has not always been the case in previous games) GM decision is final ... I think that covers it! There will be prizes for the top 3 First prize: Secret! Second prize: Postcard not filled with insults Third prize: Postcard filled with insults Names and addresses will be required by the winners. If they want the prize, of course :P Please put your photos in a spoiler tag! Easy (home) – 10pts each A Book by China Mieville Something that frustrates you everytime you have to use it Your latest 'injury' From Scratch; something you made from scratch that you are proud of Stick two different, non-pencil/pen items up your nose. Smile as massively as you can whilst giving me the middle finger (me being the camera). Seduce me. Mighty Max! Safety first BRITISH SUMMER SUNSHINE SUPREME TIME FLYING HIDING OUT ANYTHING (must be a stand alone BISH.) CONNECTION FAILURE A picture of the game you're most addicted to at the moment "Adrrriiannn - Do a Rocky pose on the top of some steps" "Usian Bolt a "friend" - Do a Usian Bolt-style pose to point at someone" A rather harrowing experience A Rubik's Cube Five pairs of scissors Your favourite book Swag Class The Doctor Your favourite Olympic Event - interpret as you wish "Your sex face" Three different clothes-pegs on three different parts of your face. Being disgusted - interpret as you wish 10 Disney films 5 different sized batteries 3 albums from the same artist/band from 3 different decades (e.g. 80s, 90s, 00s) “Caught red handed” Octagon (any object with this shape) An Eight-legged Creature of Doom Something that weighs exactly 80 grams / 8 ounces (this ok? not so sure about the ounces...) Cool as a cucumber Pose with an instrument (real or game controller) Take a picture of you with the last DVD you watched and the recent book you're reading Take a picture of you with your favourite thing at the moment A Nando's Restaurant Something that you equate to happiness A new view on life (handstand) You enjoying One Direction A picture of you playing hide and seek. In the rain A cow Regular (away) – 20pts each A love letter, to jayseven (yes, I'm lonely) The cheapest, strongest cider you can find (I'm feeling homesick) A tomato tower; a stack of 5 or more (!) tomato-based foods ReZ style pun or joke as your facebook status. Planking on a chair. Gel in my hair, more than I can bear, this is a nightmare. Breaking Bad. Paint yourself a different ethnicity. Who's a champ? Ninja time I wanna be in video game It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy Time for the old, switcharoo A RAINBOW PUMPING IRON Beer me - 5 different branded pint glasses in 1 picture Do something you've been putting off for a while A picture of a blue car nose-on to a red car. "The 5 coin/note challenge - 5 different coins/notes from around the world in one picture" "Don't do it!!!! - Picture of you standing on some train tracks (don't risk you're life, dis-used will count) Inception! (your take on it, rather than just a picture of the DVD, for example) More than meets the eye Ten candies of the same colour What is love? Red sky at night. Two birds with one stone. A retail worker who looks way too happy. Reading 50 Shades of Grey and enjoying it You drinking a hot chocolate with marshmellows and whipped cream (can be you just holding it) Receiving a phone-call from a telephone made out of paper cups and string Making a crisps sandwich - has to include a beginning and end picture Hula hooping whilst drinking a glass of water 7 cans stacked on top of each other with a cucumber balanced on top A pink car Octahedron (any object with this shape) Eight-spoked wheel / rim Blowing a gasket you in a dress famous landmark something you made as a child I'm going underground when I grow up I want to be .... you with someone elses pet a weird landmark Take a picture of you reenacting your favourite movie's poster/dvd cover 3 red cars in the same shot An Oak tree you can't reach your arms all the way around A 90s style skateboard A stack of 10 £1/€1/$1 where the top one is from 2012 Something you invented Less bishing, more alcohol. (Get really drunk and show the world. Don't drink alcohol? Well then fuck off out of my country!) Climb a tree! (Preferably a challenging one) PARKOUR YEAH! Cycling unconventionally. They see me rolling, they hatin'. Doing ungentlemanly things in gentlemanly attire. A picture of you buying a Big Issue 5 albums from the same artist Do the Mobot An NFL jersey. (can be any team) Somebody in mid air with their feet higher than their head. You and another person wearing exactly the same outfit. (t-shirt, trousers and shoes minimum) Playing a board game with friends Recreate an internet meme A crown A wedding An animal wearing clothes Fucking Stupid (effort +1) – 40pts each Your Own Personal Triathlon A sleeping baby/child. LEGO set...not made by LEGO. A cat in a hat. A pizza with beans , chips and a fried egg on top (all cooked) 8-course meal! a home-made mask A picture of a camera, which is taking a picture of you, where you are only approximately 50% in the shot, holding a sign into the shot with your forum name on. Also in the shot must be a mirror which shows the camera taking the main picture (the one you're submitting) is not being held by another person. Number 8, pick a mate, or 8. (You and 8 friends) a LIVE football game with the score at 3-3 *Animal has 4 more to add, and clearly doesn't read this thread, or his PMs. The sign-up thread is now the meta/discussion thread to avoid clogging this one with posts not entirely related to actually playing the game. E.G. if anyone has any qualms with the points attributed or if they feel there is not even weighting, or if they want to clarify rules or even enquire to join in, talk about it here. Edited October 1, 2012 by jayseven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 (edited) Ok let's start the ball rolling. Something that frustrates you everytime you have to use it - 10 (I can never get it in the right way) Mighty Max! - 10 An Eight-legged Creature of Doom - 10 A picture of the game you're most addicted to at the moment - 10 (the game of thrones of course) A Rubik's Cube - 10 (Rubik's Darth Maul) Your favourite book -10 (HGTTG) It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy - 20 ReZ style pun or joke as your facebook status. - 20 A sleeping baby/child. - 40 LEGO set...not made by LEGO. - 40 Sub total - 180 From Scratch; something you made from scratch that you are proud of (Subwoofer riser - 10pts Safety first (helmet) - 10pts A rather harrowing experience (that was the helmet I was wearing when I broke both of my arms) - 10pts Something that you equate to happiness (Red Dwarf) - 10pts something you made as a child (the wooden thing) - 20pts Something you invented (the wooden thing again, it has both English and French on the wheels, you rotate them to make a sentence in one language, and then the translated sentence will also show) - 20pts BRITISH SUMMER (rain on the window) - 10pts A cow - 10pts (I can take a clearer picture if needed) ANYTHING (must be a stand alone BISH.) - 10pts A love letter, to jayseven (yes, I'm lonely) - 20pts An animal wearing clothes - 20pts A cat in a hat. - 40pts Sub total - 190 Your latest 'injury' - 10 Take a picture of you with the last DVD you watched and the recent book you're reading - 10 Gel in my hair, more than I can bear, this is a nightmare. - 20 Seduce me. - 10 (looking at my seduction face, it's easy to see why I'm single) PUMPING IRON - 20 Pose with an instrument (real or game controller) - 10 (ocarina) I wanna be in video game - 20 (Zelda of course) Take a picture of you reenacting your favourite movie's poster/dvd cover - 20 (it's meant to be Frodo from LotR:RotK, here's a closer image of my Sting replica) Planking on a chair. - 20 Beer me - 5 different branded pint glasses in 1 picture - 20 (novelty counts as a brand) Five pairs of scissors - 10 5 different sized batteries - 10 "Your sex face" - 10 Recreate an internet meme - 20 (it's meant to be challenge accepted) Take a picture of you with your favourite thing at the moment - 10 (LUFC ticket) Sub-total - 220 Smile as massively as you can whilst giving me the middle finger (me being the camera). - 10 Who's a champ? - 20 Ninja time - 20 The cheapest, strongest cider you can find (I'm feeling homesick) - 20 (home-made apple and damson cider, doesn't get much cheaper than that) Less bishing, more alcohol. (Get really drunk and show the world. Don't drink alcohol? Well then fuck off out of my country!) - 20 Being disgusted - interpret as you wish - 10 (Carlsberg don't do cider, oh wait, yes they do, and it tastes disgusting) a home-made mask - 40 Time for the old, switcharoo - 20 Something that weighs exactly 80 grams / 8 ounces (this ok? not so sure about the ounces...) - 10 (this should be more than 10 points) Looks like an ordinary children's book... BAM! Another book inside. More than meets the eye - 20 (don't know why these are showing the wrong way around) Do the Mobot - 20 (really hard to take a picture of yourself doing the mobot) What is love? - 20 (A love letter I received at 16. Yes I have blurred out the words so that you can't read it.) Sub-total - 230 Total - 820 Edited September 27, 2012 by MoogleViper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 (edited) Awesome, i'l throw some up later. Edit: First batch of Bish's "The 5 coin/note challenge - 5 different coins/notes from around the world in one picture" - 20 points Take a picture of you with the last DVD you watched and the recent book you're reading - 10 points A picture of the game you're most addicted to at the moment - 10 points 3 albums from the same artist/band from 3 different decades (e.g. 80s, 90s, 00s) - 10 points Slippery When Wet - 1980's These Days - 1990's Lost Highway - 2000's Subtotal - 50 points Total so far - 50 points Edited August 11, 2012 by jayseven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted August 11, 2012 Author Share Posted August 11, 2012 Added BISHes from Diageo and Shorty at the ends of each difficulty section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted August 13, 2012 Author Share Posted August 13, 2012 Aaand added Emma's and MadDog's as well. @Animal still has to finish his list of 8... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Sent mine in. 20 points Something that frustrates you everytime you have to use it. The back door is really difficult to lock, it drives me crazy!!! Your latest 'injury' Owwwwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Your latest "injury" - 10 points From scratch, something you made you are proud of - 10 points (rules, characters and etc for a table top game) Smile as massively, whilst middle finger. - 10 points Game you are most addicted to - 10 points Your favourite book - 10 points "Your sex face" - 10 points Enjoying 1 Direction. - 10 points Total = 70 points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 "Usian Bolt a "friend" - Do a Usian Bolt-style pose to point at someone" - 10 points Reading 50 Shades of Grey and enjoying it - 20 points Stick two different, non-pencil/pen items up your nose - 10 points Smile as massively as you can whilst giving me the middle finger (me being the camera) - 10 points Subtotal - 50 points Points already achieved - 50 points New Total - 100 points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Game you're most addicted to at the moment (10 pts) Star Wars: The Old Republic Last DVD you watched and the recent book you're reading (10 pts) DS9 Season 2 Disc 3 (it's in case 2) and Michael Crichton - Micro Favourite thing (10pts) LEGO not made by LEGO (40pts). Character Builders TARDIS. 3 albums from 3 decades (20pts). Number of the Beast (1982), A Matter of Life and Death (2006) and The Final Frontier (2010) Cat in Hat (40pts) Latest injury (10pts) Points so far: 140 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I've really barely had any time away from work to even consider this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Same here. I will try my absolute best but this week, work has really taken over. I'm working almost 12 hours a day this week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted August 19, 2012 Author Share Posted August 19, 2012 I'll extend the deadline to the end of september? I've taken like 3, myself. Need a BISH day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 (edited) Existing total - 70 points 10 pointers = Stick two different, non-pencil/pen items up your nose. 10 Disney films 5 different sized batteries Pose with an instrument (real or game controller) Take a picture of you with the last DVD you watched and the recent book you're reading Something that you equate to happiness A picture of you playing hide and seek. 20 pointers = A love letter, to jayseven (yes, I'm lonely) A tomato tower; a stack of 5 or more (!) tomato-based foods ReZ style pun or joke as your facebook status. Planking on a chair. Ninja time Time for the old, switcharoo PUMPING IRON More than meets the eye Reading 50 Shades of Grey and enjoying it 7 cans stacked on top of each other with a cucumber balanced on top something you made as a child 3 red cars in the same shot Less bishing, more alcohol. (Get really drunk and show the world. Don't drink alcohol? Well then fuck off out of my country!) (and one posing) Do the Mobot 40 points = a home-made mask A picture of a camera, which is taking a picture of you, where you are only approximately 50% in the shot, holding a sign into the shot with your forum name on. Also in the shot must be a mirror which shows the camera taking the main picture (the one you're submitting) is not being held by another person. (Bloody complicated!!!!!!) Post total = 430 New total = 500 Edited August 25, 2012 by ReZourceman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Oh it's on, biatch. Or at least it will be, sometime next week, when I have a bish day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted August 26, 2012 Author Share Posted August 26, 2012 Nice! I think I worked out that I could get 560pts if I do all the 'easy' ones on the lists. Love the letter too ReZ :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 *Animal has 4 more to add' date=' and clearly doesn't read this thread, or his PMs. [/quote'] I haven't lately because of work, not had a day off in about two weeks or something. I did try and do a BISH and took a picture of me in the middle of a shopping centre doing a Usain Bolt pose next to a cutout but then I read I needed to point at someone! I'll try harder to do some though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Still planning to do a massive BISH haul one of these days. I'm not out yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 Animal's got 4 bish ideas he wants to add... Though I'm currently not sure if it's 'fair' to add them at this late stage - unless others think it's ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 I'm personally not bothered. I haven't done any, yet, so ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 From Scratch; something you made from scratch that you are proud of (Subwoofer riser - 10pts Safety first (helmet) - 10pts A rather harrowing experience (that was the helmet I was wearing when I broke both of my arms) - 10pts Something that you equate to happiness (Red Dwarf) - 10pts something you made as a child (the wooden thing) - 20pts Something you invented (the wooden thing again, it has both English and French on the wheels, you rotate them to make a sentence in one language, and then the translated sentence will also show) - 20pts BRITISH SUMMER (rain on the window) - 10pts A cow - 10pts (I can take a clearer picture if needed) ANYTHING (must be a stand alone BISH.) - 10pts A love letter, to jayseven (yes, I'm lonely) - 20pts An animal wearing clothes - 20pts A cat in a hat. - 40pts Love-letter transcript: Dear J7, I love you so much. I miss your sexy-drunkard, hobo-chic loveliness. When will you come back so we can make hot, ginger babies together. Lots of love Moogle xxx P.S. I have a massive erection Sub-total - 190 Total - 370 (Let me know if the cow picture is clear enough.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I managed to do some BISHes but it's not letting me upload them! FML! ¬_¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I managed to do some BISHes but it's not letting me upload them! FML! ¬_¬ What are you trying to upload them with? Have you tried http://photobucket.com/ ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 (edited) Yeah, that's what I tried. It's okay now, it's stopped playing up. Here are my BISHes! 10pts- Your latest injury I don't know whether you can see it on the shitty camera but it's a massive red bruise. I did it when I fell over in the stock room at work because I tripped over a box. Of course, I put my hand out and voila, blood red bruise. It's faded a bit now though but yesterday, it was clear. 10pts-Smile as massively as you can whilst giving me the middle finger (me being the camera). 10pts- Seduce Me Yes, this IS my best attempt at trying to get a woman into bed!...yup, you wonder why I'm single? :p 10pts- Safety First 10pts- Something that frustrates you everytime you use it This goddamn camera! I put new batteries into it and it died! I put fully charged batteries in it, it dies! The only thing that it doesn't die with straight away is Duracell and even then, I'd be lucky to get two hours worth of life. Instead, I took these pictures on my touch phone! 10pts- From Scratch; something you made from scratch that you are proud of My Deathly Hallows wristband. It's the first (and last) thing I'd knit. I wanted one in time for Deathly Hallows: Part 2 so I thought I'd try and knit one before it came out in cinemas. It took me about two or three days. However, my mom and my nan laughed because they told me it should have taken me about an hour if not less but considering it's the first thing I've ever knitted, I'm happy! lmao. 10pts- Time Flies 10pts- ANYTHING (must be a standalone BISH) I thought this meant you could make up your own so I thought of "Get something that resembles your forum name"...I got an Animal poster. 10pts- A picture of the game you're most addicted to at the moment At the moment, it's between Skyrim, Final Fantasy XIII and Splinter Cell but it's Skyrim! 10pts- Your Favourite Book Seriously...what were you expecting? :p 10pts- SEX FACE! 10pts- Being disgusted - interpret as you wish Sonic 2006 disgusts me at how bad it is! 10pts- Take a picture of you with the last DVD you watched and the recent book you're reading Last DVD was Scarface and the current book is Mockingjay 10pts- Take a picture of you with your favourite thing at the moment This HAS to be one of the best things I've ever tasted. It's Levi Roots' Reggae Reggae Ginger Beer. 2 for 99p at the 99p store. Couldn't be better (unless it's 3 for 99p obviously!) 10pts- Something you equate to happiness Books (and women (poster on the wall))...my book collection actually makes me smile a little when I see it. My Stephen King collection especially, I think I have something like 40 books (there's a few under my bed if the 40 ain't on the picture). 20pts- A Love Letter to Jayseven (yes he's lonely) "To Jayseven, Life is meaningless without you and your cider-ridden breath. I hate how you left for Australia, leaving me but I deserved it. Come back, your gingerness is awesomeness. I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall asleep because I miss you babe and I don't wanna miss a thing! People may ask what the method in the Magners is and not know but we do: It's love! COME BACK!!! ANIMAL!" Edited August 31, 2012 by jayseven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemi Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 (edited) My first few Playing a board game with friends 20pts Eight-legged Creature of Doom 10pts Animal wearing clothes 20pts Last DVD I watched and recent book I'm reading (Tangled and Expedition to the Mountains of the Moon by Mark Hodder) 10pts A book by China Mieville 10pts, 10 disney films 10pts, 5 albums by the same artist 20pts Class 10pts Swag 10pts My latest 'injury' 10pts Total: 130 points Edited August 31, 2012 by jayseven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted August 31, 2012 Author Share Posted August 31, 2012 Fixed Nemi's pics (mostly...) But @Animal yours aren't showing for me, not even if I paste the url in directly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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