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Revolution slogans!

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This weeks forum contribution from me, is the highly amusing "make a Revolution slogan" thread. Your goal here is to produce funny catch phrases for Revolution advertisement. Remember to keep it real.

 

"Revolution, bringing families together"

 

"Revolution, pwning grandma"

 

"Revolution, helping single nerds everywhere"

 

"Revolution, not just for the 1337"

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There was a video going round a while ago which had

 

"people say that a Revolution is a rotation around 360 degrees... but if you do that don't you just end up back in the same place?"

 

I loved that :)

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"First you could only touch.

Now you can thrust it in."

 

or

 

"Buy me you prick"

 

or

 

"Oh yay, bloody GTA 5"

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Fuck sony, buy this!

 

Or:

 

Enter the 4th dimension!

(just thinking about the 4D post)

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Revolution: "heads will roll (again)"

 

"move forward to start game"

 

"never trust specs"

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Alright

 

"The Nintendo Revolution, you don't need to buy another house to store the power supply"

 

or

 

"The Nintendo Revolution, alright maybe online was a good idea"

 

or

 

"The Real Revolution, not like that wannabe French crap"

 

or

 

"How about cats this time round"

 

or

 

"Its not purple"

 

and finally

 

"It's not a T.V. Remote, we're serious"

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How 'bout:

 

"In with the new, out with the old"

"People who own a PS3 can play with their friends, people who have Revolution can play with their GIRLfriends!"

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Or: "The only console to let you beat the crap out of some one, while playing super smash bro's"

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Nintendo Revolution: Get ready to waste your life playing games for hours.

 

Revolution: Universal tv remotes will not be able to operate this

 

Revoltuion: Shit that's small!

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Nintendo Revolution - Comes with a free remote!

 

Nintendo Revolution - Yeah, I know it's gimmick!

 

Nintendo Revolution - Less power more gimmick!

 

Nintendo Revolution - Ready to pwn the others?

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"The Revolution - because we at Nintendo believe that every family should own a set of nunchucks"

 

;)

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nintendo revolution - vibrating plastic sticks arent just for women :p

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