Murr Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 i finish work at 3pm today.... girlfriend finishes at 8pm. when i went to bed last night i was actually thinking about the amount of time i've got to grub one out before she gets home. then i'll dupe her into tugging me anyway, and it'll last longer due to emptying out prior to her being there... and i'll be all like.. Yeah im a pornstar! worked like a charm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I could use some of that tbh. >__> i'm so alone.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bogus Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Which actually can lead to a bigger problem, because if you don't need to pee then it'll just create a vacuum inside your urine reserve and it'll actually explode. It happen to my friend once. ...or that was just the story he told you, when he was actually experimenting with tom thumb crackers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Just went for a week without. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I've gone about 7 hours. Wank Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamishmash Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 My boyfriend lives in Australia and I live in the UK. Need I say more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bogus Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 My boyfriend lives in Australia and I live in the UK. Need I say more? Lots of SkypeWanks then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamishmash Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Lots of SkypeWanks then? Too right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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