Murr Posted June 28, 2010 Posted June 28, 2010 i finish work at 3pm today.... girlfriend finishes at 8pm. when i went to bed last night i was actually thinking about the amount of time i've got to grub one out before she gets home. then i'll dupe her into tugging me anyway, and it'll last longer due to emptying out prior to her being there... and i'll be all like.. Yeah im a pornstar! worked like a charm!
martinist Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 I could use some of that tbh. >__> i'm so alone....
mr_bogus Posted July 13, 2010 Posted July 13, 2010 Which actually can lead to a bigger problem, because if you don't need to pee then it'll just create a vacuum inside your urine reserve and it'll actually explode. It happen to my friend once. ...or that was just the story he told you, when he was actually experimenting with tom thumb crackers.
Hamishmash Posted July 13, 2010 Posted July 13, 2010 My boyfriend lives in Australia and I live in the UK. Need I say more?
mr_bogus Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 My boyfriend lives in Australia and I live in the UK. Need I say more? Lots of SkypeWanks then?
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