Posted December 21, 2010 "Gutted ReZourceman, I just punked you at Uncharted 2." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 22, 2010 This isn't "things you always hear". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 22, 2010 Can I have your friend code? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 29, 2010 "Haha! That teabagging you gave my dead body after knifing me from your camping position really underlined your obvious superiority over me! Well done!" Dannyboy-the-Dane is the Winzip! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 30, 2010 Lines That Would Really Ruin The Atmosphere At A Dinner Party Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 30, 2010 This wine tastes like my fathers semen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 30, 2010 Grandpa, get your salty nuts off the table! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 30, 2010 Who's up for some Comedy Rainbow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 1, 2011 I had hoped for some more entries. Also, I appreciate more creative ideas. Anyway, this one is the winner: "I invited Rez" You turn, Jimbo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 2, 2011 I win something. Anyway... Worst thing to hear over a Supermarket Tannoy system Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 2, 2011 Could Tracy please go to Aisle 3 to help an old man with his plums. That's Tracy to Aisle 3... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 2, 2011 Could a Mr Katona come to the pharmacist please, we have your wife. I don't know. Gimme some time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2011 Just noticed, it is in chelmsford they do this, my home town! Also LOL@ 24 hour store, press 1 to hear our hours :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2011 Just noticed, it is in chelmsford they do this, my home town! Also LOL@ 24 hour store, press 1 to hear our hours :p I was going to post the same thing, damn you Ellmeister! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2011 More entries required. I'll leave this open until a few more entries appear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2011 Customers are reminded that the store is now closing.. but none of you will be leaving! RELEASE THE HOUNDS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2011 Clean up in aisle sixty nine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2011 Sixty nine in the cleaning aisle.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2011 This is a customer announcement. We have just been informed that all our milk supplies in the last month have been contaminated by semen. We apologise for any inconvenience this has caused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2011 Oh yes! Yes! Ohhh...yes! Oh god! Ahhh! Oh god, oh god, yes! Ahhh...ooohh! Yes! Yes! Ah...wait! Oh shit, stop, I'm leaning on the, the PA syst... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2011 This is a customer announcement. We have just been informed that all our semen supplies in the last month have been contaminated by milk. We apologise for any inconvenience this has caused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
