Guest Jordan Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Indeed, i have failed at life... Why oh why didn't I post a thread regarding my virginity Well... it wouldn't have been half as interesting to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_prOdigy Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Dude theres like 19 people currently viewing this thread! People should lose their virginity and post it on the internet more often. Yes... I don't know of any sites where I can see that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emasher Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Dude theres like 19 people currently viewing this thread! People should lose their virginity and post it on the internet more often. I wasn't really counting guests. Still you would think there would be alot more. I'll be sure to start a thread when the day comes. If this one isn't still around that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoDesiato Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Indeed, i have failed at life... Why oh why didn't I post a thread regarding my virginity Well... it wouldn't have been half as interesting to be honest. Yet we know everything about your jar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Also, Fresh. I believe...I BELIEVE...IBULIEVE! I don't actually laugh at that much online but that has tickled my pickle. Edit : Even more to laugh at, read the small print at the bottom of the box. "Penetrating gel". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 It's just a shame you can't physically import the exact second you lose your virginity into this thread. Like printscreen it or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Flinky: Like I said earlier, there's Twitter. Let's get some bets going. Fiver says he's gotten all shy and is messing about with the condom still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 We have 4 lurkers..how odd..O shi- FBI? We never asked the age of the girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Let's get some bets going.Fiver says he's gotten all shy and is messing about with the condom still. I bet he's exploded as soon as she's touched him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoDesiato Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Oh man... What if he comes back and says "We just ended up talking all night"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_prOdigy Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 *4 year old mode* I want to jump on the bed while he's doing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emasher Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 We have 4 lurkers..how odd..O shi- FBI? We never asked the age of the girl. Even worse, someone did and he failed to answer. Perhaps tomorrow NBC will have a special episode of "To Catch A Predator" where they go to the predator's own home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Oh man... What if he comes back and says "We just ended up talking all night"? Perma ban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Oh man... What if he comes back and says "We just ended up talking all night"? hopefully people will lol and leave him alone, I still don't get why people plan virginity loss though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 It's just a shame you can't physically import the exact second you lose your virginity into this thread. Like printscreen it or something. I'm sure you could take a video of it and then import that? And to everyone discussing her age, sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm sure he said she was 20 and he was 22? Or am I making things up again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_prOdigy Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 hopefully people will lol and leave him alone, I still don't get why people plan virginity loss though.. In this day and age, if it isn't planned it's usually rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 In this day and age, if it isn't planned it's usually rape. Rapes cool though. All the hip kids are doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 hopefully people will lol and leave him alone, I still don't get why people plan virginity loss though.. It makes it all that more romantic. Special, even. Planning it kinda reminds me of Prison Break. Except, rather than all that planning to break out of there, King Vagisil is planning to break in there! I'm sure you could take a video of it and then import that? And to everyone discussing her age, sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm sure he said she was 20 and he was 22? Or am I making things up again? Quick, get to da camera! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 In this day and age, if it isn't planned it's usually rape. If he'd shouted 'surprise' first though, it's a totally different matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoDesiato Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 It makes it all that more romantic. Special, even. Planning it kinda reminds me of Prison Break. Except, rather than all that planning to break out of there, King Vagisil is planning to break in there! I'm now imagining King V with a huge vagina tattoo all over his body. Amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I'm now imagining King V with a huge vagina tattoo all over his body. Amazing. LOL "So...are you ready?" "YES! *whips off t-shirt* And that's just the foreplay babes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Bloody hell guys, I just got this from the main man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 The N-europe Saturday Night Loser Roster Taken at 09:23PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Bloody hell guys, I just got this from the main man. You have way too much time on your hands. Still funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_prOdigy Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Oh my god, Rez. I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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