Fierce_LiNk Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 To my housemates, I'm the one who keeps asking things...then asking again. "Are you alright?" "Yes, I'm fine, Jim." 5 Seconds pass. "You ok?" "Fine thank you." A few more seconds. "Are you sure you're alright?" "I'M FINE, JIM!" During a taxi ride home, one of my housemates told me that when girls say no, they actually mean yes. So when you ask them something and they say no, ask them again (just to be sure), because they might change their mind. A week later this happened. "Would you like a cup of tea?" "No, thank you." "Ok." *dum de dum de dum* "Are you sure you wouldn't like a cuppa?" "I'm fine ta" "Ok!" *huuuuum* "I'm making a cup of tea, would you like one?" "Jim..." So, my sayings are: "Would you like <insert something here>" or "You ok?" and then repeating it five seconds later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 when girls say no, they actually mean yes. I would just like to point out that this excuse won't hold up in a court of law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 "You know how things go." "Schmuck." And the answer to just about every question asking how you are or how good something is - "Not bad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konfucius Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I actually use that one regularly among friends: "... I'll set you on fire. You just wait." When someone asks me why I know that/can do that I reply: "Because I eat a big bowl of 1337 Flakes every morning. ... ... ... Do you know 1337 Flakes?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Its easier to get forgiveness, than it is to get permission. Actually heard this one for the first time recently... can't help but think it's bullshit, at least in my case. I'll give permission to anyone for anything that doesn't bother me, but if it's something I wouldn't have given permission for in the first place, then they're never getting my full forgiveness for doing it, especially without asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 "she kicked the bucket after dropping her teeth init" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 "Could be funny, has the potential to be hilarious" is now my only phrase I say regularly (I assume "fucking awesome" is a bit too generic?) You strike me as a closet evil genius planning to take over the world through the means of comedy situations, weighing up the actual funny value of a given situation. As for myself, I don't know if I have favourite sayings. I have words, I like putting tings on the ends of words. I like your mum and I like your face. I do like pointing out that people are inherently selfish with such things as 'There's no such thing as a selfless deed' and also pointing out how 'The best laid plans of mice and men, often go awry' generally cos alot of things have gone to the shitter lately, no matter how hard I plan or try to avoid it, and cos they made me do that stupid book for gcse english! I have google quotes on my google page, sometimes they have brilliant ones which are like tiny wordplays, really like those one, but I'm currently totally braindead to any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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