Posted June 26, 2008 Some people hate it when people say "at the end of the day" or "First things first". What pearls of wisdom do you have, what sayings do you like? My personal one is: Its easier to get forgiveness, than it is to get permission. Served me well many a time Go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 "People are bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 ... and that's why the French don't wash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 Rape is never funny, unless it's a clown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 "Pardon my tits." - identify it and you win a non-existant prize. "Love is speaking in code, it's an inside joke. Love is coming home." "Snails see the benefits, the beauty in every inch." - Personal favourite, always makes me smile Oh and "mindhole" is my new favourite word. i.e. "Prepare to have your mindhole blown!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 "Pardon my tits." - identify it and you win a non-existant prize. *Sigh*. You're such a Dexter nerd :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 *Sigh*. You're such a Dexter nerd :P Watched that episode the other day. Its a legendary expression. I plan to use it a lot next (academic) year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 "Could be funny, has the potential to be hilarious" is now my only phrase I say regularly (I assume "fucking awesome" is a bit too generic?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 I'm surprised no one has mentioned "that's what she said" yet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 Its easier to get forgiveness, than it is to get permission. Especially useful for surprise sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 "You need to believe in luck to explain the success of people you don't like" ... and, I guess a bit nonsensical but, "Look! Listen! Vibrate! Smile!". I can't help but smile when I think of that, it's my happy place Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 "How come you're/it's/that's/she's/he's so solid gold!?" High volume, the pitch increasng towards the end of the phrase. Ends in a scream if you're chairdriver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 I say "it's all good" alot. Meaning something like "nevermind". "Yeah, x happened, but it's all good" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 FLAMING BEAR ATTACK! has to be the newest and my favourite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 I say "..The Hell?" Alot. Especially when i'm trying not to swear at other drivers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 Best comeback to an ex ever is, "yeah, well my cocks been in your mouth". Never fails to shut them up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 "You wanted equality, now deal with it." Great one to use against women when they expect you to do something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 "Do you know that 9/10 women prefer the athletic man?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 "Life is like a box of chocolates, expensive and unhealthy." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2008 "Yeah well, you're a specimin" - Heard a mate say it earlier and laughed hysterically. "Stop thought raping me!" or "You've just given the thought *insert std*" Then probably the usual like most people, generic sayings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
