If you opened up a shop, What would it sell? and What would you call it?

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

I'd open a shop that sold swords, daggers, maces, armour helmets and the like. and books on them. its very hard to find decent books on swords.

 

I'd soon be your number one customer! Be sure to have a whole department of katanas!

[EchoDesiato]

 

 

 

Does Dr Tran run it?

 

He gives the Hot Dickings.

[Apple_NdiB]

I'd open a shop called "Rogers' and Sons Poultry", people would walk in and promptly get raped by six black men.

[gaggle64]

Pipe Stuffers - Newsagent and tobaccos specialist.

 

It can go next to my sandwich shop - Bun Spreaders

[Dyson]

I want cake

[The fish]

The Quik-Slim Shop

 

Sells food as being good for weight loss, and everything has a secret key ingredient in...

 

It's called lard.

[Shorty]

I would have a store called Eat My Lovely Buns which sells all kinds of yummy bread and cakes and rolls and sweets and those french sticks that you get at Greggs.

 

I want cake

You can't, it's a lie.

[Guest Jordan]

 

You can't, it's a lie.

 

I saw that coming from several miles off.

[Shorty]

Someone had to do it.