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Cock or not?  

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  1. 1. Cock or not?

    • Cock
      26
    • Not
      4
    • I'm indifferent
      13


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Posted

Indifferent.

 

I know no ones perfect, but earlier this year I saw him on Gordon Ramsey, and after the obligatory bit of small talk old Gordon asked him to swear for him, and he did. As I said, no ones perfect by any means, but someone like Cliff shoulda atleast been able to remain strong in his beliefs when on TV.

Posted
I think we also feel a snip of sadness now that cliffy has anounced he wont be doing a christmas record. time for sadness

 

More like time to celebrate like you've never celebrated before.

Posted

I've got a book of his "You, Me and Jesus By Cliff Richard" which I got for 50p from a charity shop. Every now and again through the book there are cartoons. Every time there's an athiest, they're always drawn as a punk with mohawk and a safety pins through their nose who does nothing but swear, kick over bins and throw beer bottles at grannies.

Posted

I'm not a big fan, but...

I would rather masturbate with a cheese grater than listen to him.
I'd rather rip off my own cock than listen to the shit that spurts from his annoying mouth.
Now that's just downright silly. Why so quick to sacrifice your penors? Suspicious....
Posted

I read what Daft posted, as he would have a group masturbation....with a cheese grater. Dont know how a cheese grater masturbates though.

 

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Incidentally the correct answer is "Cock"

 

Congratulations to anyone who got it right.

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