MoogleViper Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 "He was lucky really." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 !Bastard, always gotta be the centre of attention!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipaul Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I'll pick a winner for this soon, I think the situation is starting to wear thin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 "He always has to upstage me. I got a new car so he got a bigger one, I built a conservatory so he built a bigger one, I broke my leg... Well I'm having nothing more to do with him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipaul Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Think I'm gonna give this to Ellmeister, because that one made me lol the most, although fine efforts all round, especially you Moogleviper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Think I'm gonna give this to Ellmeister, because that one made me lol the most, although fine efforts all round, especially you Moogleviper. Always the birdesmaid never the bride. Although Ell(e)'s "you're next" one was great. Just out of interest did anybody get the Lee Evans referance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I won :| I actually won?!?! ZOMGZ So erm situation.. You've just been caught out cheating on your wife/gf with someone else (I'll leave it open for some gay jokes if you want :p) Gogogo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Honey, I thought this was you... I was just checking your sisters teeth, there all good, just like her breathe I'm acting out a scene in my new movie...yes it's a porno... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 "I slipped on a bar of soap and all of my clothes fell off, I then landed inside your sister." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 "Well, you said I was rubbish at shagging. So, I thought I'd get some practice in. Your father was only too keen to give me lessons." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 "Well, you said I was rubbish at shagging. So, I thought I'd get some practice in. Your father was only too keen to give me lessons." "He knew what you liked." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 'Wanna join in?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoDesiato Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 "Uhm... wanna do a threesome...?" EDIT: Damn you Stefkov! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 "It isn't what it looked like, the dog jumped me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 "I know what your thinking, I should get punished for this, and I already have. Honey, I have AIDs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 "I know what your thinking, I should get punished for this, and I already have. Honey, I have AIDs." What is your obsession with honey? :p The aids comment has put this one in the lead so far :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoDesiato Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 "If it makes you feel any better, this woman's actually a man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 "This isn't what it looks like, It's much worse." "Don't worry she's not enjoying it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I didn't think I used 'Honey' that much I'll try and use it less now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoDesiato Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 *Guy sees girlfriend coming in* *Guy looks at girl that he's nailing* "Hey, wait! You're not my girlfriend!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 "HOW DARE YOU GET UNDERNEATH ME AND MAKE ME GO INSIDE YOU WITHOUT MY REALISING!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 "I got tricked into doing this, honest. If I didn't then she said the cat would die and who am I to let a life go to waste." "You know how naive I am, we both wondered what our reproductive parts was used for, it was like an adult jigsaw puzzle, we just want to see if they would fit in with each other." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipaul Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I did tell you from the start I was an animal lover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 "What am I doing here? Oh man I must have blacked out again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 "I knew I should've locked the door..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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