AshMat Posted December 8, 2007 Posted December 8, 2007 !Bastard, always gotta be the centre of attention!!
ipaul Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 I'll pick a winner for this soon, I think the situation is starting to wear thin.
MoogleViper Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 "He always has to upstage me. I got a new car so he got a bigger one, I built a conservatory so he built a bigger one, I broke my leg... Well I'm having nothing more to do with him."
ipaul Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 Think I'm gonna give this to Ellmeister, because that one made me lol the most, although fine efforts all round, especially you Moogleviper.
MoogleViper Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 Think I'm gonna give this to Ellmeister, because that one made me lol the most, although fine efforts all round, especially you Moogleviper. Always the birdesmaid never the bride. Although Ell(e)'s "you're next" one was great. Just out of interest did anybody get the Lee Evans referance?
Ellmeister Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 I won :| I actually won?!?! ZOMGZ So erm situation.. You've just been caught out cheating on your wife/gf with someone else (I'll leave it open for some gay jokes if you want :p) Gogogo.
ShadowV7 Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 Honey, I thought this was you... I was just checking your sisters teeth, there all good, just like her breathe I'm acting out a scene in my new movie...yes it's a porno...
MoogleViper Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 "I slipped on a bar of soap and all of my clothes fell off, I then landed inside your sister."
Roostophe Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 "Well, you said I was rubbish at shagging. So, I thought I'd get some practice in. Your father was only too keen to give me lessons."
MoogleViper Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 "Well, you said I was rubbish at shagging. So, I thought I'd get some practice in. Your father was only too keen to give me lessons." "He knew what you liked."
EchoDesiato Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 "Uhm... wanna do a threesome...?" EDIT: Damn you Stefkov!
EEVILMURRAY Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 "It isn't what it looked like, the dog jumped me!"
ShadowV7 Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 "I know what your thinking, I should get punished for this, and I already have. Honey, I have AIDs."
Ellmeister Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 "I know what your thinking, I should get punished for this, and I already have. Honey, I have AIDs." What is your obsession with honey? :p The aids comment has put this one in the lead so far :p
EchoDesiato Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 "If it makes you feel any better, this woman's actually a man."
MoogleViper Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 "This isn't what it looks like, It's much worse." "Don't worry she's not enjoying it."
ShadowV7 Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 I didn't think I used 'Honey' that much I'll try and use it less now.
EchoDesiato Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 *Guy sees girlfriend coming in* *Guy looks at girl that he's nailing* "Hey, wait! You're not my girlfriend!"
MoogleViper Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 "HOW DARE YOU GET UNDERNEATH ME AND MAKE ME GO INSIDE YOU WITHOUT MY REALISING!!!"
ShadowV7 Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 "I got tricked into doing this, honest. If I didn't then she said the cat would die and who am I to let a life go to waste." "You know how naive I am, we both wondered what our reproductive parts was used for, it was like an adult jigsaw puzzle, we just want to see if they would fit in with each other."
ipaul Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 I did tell you from the start I was an animal lover.
MoogleViper Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 "What am I doing here? Oh man I must have blacked out again."
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