Paj! Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 I was christian once. Then I realised the painfully obvious truth. *leaves* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamba Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 I agree with Haden. As a Christian it's difficult not to get silently annoyed when people make assumptions on your beliefs based on their experiences of somebody else's dogma, particularly on attitudes to sex. What else do you expect? The definition of being Christian means that you follow the Christian teachings. Everyone knows that each person has their slightly different views on all of the issues to do with their faith personally but no one can tell what your personal pic'n'mix of what you choose to believe is. Therefore I think its a fairly reasonable assumption. If anything aren't you getting pissed because someone is treating you as something that you call yourself, eventhough in reality you actually aren't? I'm not saying that you don't believe in God n all, I just think that the label of Christianity is so amazingly loose now that you can't blame people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 So you guys are Christians eh? Hmmmm. So you beleive that a god made us, and all that crazy crazy stuff? Ermm that has nothing to do with this thread does it. God at least try to fill one of the things in your sig in one of your posts just post some pic of hillary clinton for epic lulz in the next one you do. What else do you expect? The definition of being Christian means that you follow the Christian teachings. Everyone knows that each person has their slightly different views on all of the issues to do with their faith personally but no one can tell what your personal pic'n'mix of what you choose to believe is. Therefore I think its a fairly reasonable assumption. If anything aren't you getting pissed because someone is treating you as something that you call yourself, eventhough in reality you actually aren't? I'm not saying that you don't believe in God n all, I just think that the label of Christianity is so amazingly loose now that you can't blame people. Well the two main teachings are love god and love your neighbour. I agree with what your saying though but its kinda funny how people crucify (bad pun) christians when they do anything outside of general moral code but let everyone else go. I do see your point though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Ermm that has nothing to do with this thread does it. God at least try to fill one of the things in your sig in one of your posts just post some pic of hillary clinton for epic lulz in the next one you do. Well the two main teachings are love god and love your neighbour. I agree with what your saying though but its kinda funny how people crucify (bad pun) christians when they do anything outside of general moral code but let everyone else go. I do see your point though. I word argue it had insight skillz, but aye it is off-topic, so ; As requested. And I personally dont find putting condomns on a problem/turn off. Tap dat shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 I word argue it had insight skillz, but aye it is off-topic, so ; As requested. And I personally dont find putting condomns on a problem/turn off. Tap dat shit. haha well played hope theres no hard feelings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 hope theres no hard feelings Huh? I said I dont have any problems keeping it up when applying a condomn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Huh? I said I dont have any problems keeping it up when applying a condomn. Oh man thats very good I take it all back genunie lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamba Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Must admit there are no hard feeling when looking at that photo! Eeeeugh. Ok, another topic. Sex and old people. Having sex with older people and so on... your though if you pls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Must admit there are no hard feeling when looking at that photo! Eeeeugh. Ok, another topic. Sex and old people. Having sex with older people and so on... your though if you pls. People should be able to have sex as long as they wish to do so, even though the idea of somebody else having sex at 50+ isn't appealling to me, I should hope I'm getting action at that age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamba Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 But what about that gap between 30 and 50? It's weird, I just can't even mentally imagine it. Every depiction that you see of sex is with people in the prime of their lives really. Find the idea of having sex with someone in say the around 30 mark quite interesting but only as a one off if you see what I mean. If it were to happen though, I'll probably find out that there's nothing to make such a big fuss about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 If god wanted us to have sex after marriage, why didn't he make it so are sexual organs didn't grow until we got married. Ok so that doesn't sound too realisitic, but then to me god doesn't sound realistic either. You just rose to the level of god with that one. I agree with Haden. As a Christian it's difficult not to get silently annoyed when people make assumptions on your beliefs based on their experiences of somebody else's dogma, particularly on attitudes to sex. Maybe it's just me, but religious=stupid. If you're religious, I'm not even gonna try. That simple... Religion=shit. Just the bare idea that you believe in a higher purpose makes me think of you as a loony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Advima Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 aaaaanyhoo When I am 60 I'll be having sex with my eye's closed, because as beautiful as my lovely girlfriend is now...stick 40 years on her and she's just an old woman...don't get me wrong, for an old woman she'd be hot! but still, I'd be doinking a granny *looks over shoulder* I feel obliged to tell you my girlfriend is asleep right now and looks so beautiful and innocent....now I feel bad! FINE! I'll keep my eyes open! But I won't be feeling her breasts...I'll put my crooked back out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluey Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 has anyone ever seen the film "venus" ? this old....old guy ends up looking after his friends chavvy niece, and the two gradually become.. uhm... friends. by that i mean, they like each other - but he's also really attracted to her... it's not a bad film... but when i saw it at the cinema i did so because it was on the "silver screen club" day... for OAP's at the cinema... (it's like, £1 to get in and you get FREE tea and biscuits O__o just try and keep me out!) sitting with my cuppa and my bourbon while a sea of permed and blue-rinsed heads ebbed and flowed in shock at this old man dirty-talking a teenage girl (there was nearly a mexican wave of shock when he said the "c" word - for the first of many many many times) ...well, it was an awkward atmosphere... > _ < i dont have a problem with it at all - i just can't mentally imagine it either... a couple who live near me are 50 and 70 (he's 50, she's 70~) the guy looks a lot older than he really is though, so i don't really register it half the time. so bluey's official standpoint on old-people sex = "meh! will cross that bridge when i get to it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 You just rose to the level of god with that one. Maybe it's just me, but religious=stupid. If you're religious, I'm not even gonna try. That simple... Religion=shit. Just the bare idea that you believe in a higher purpose makes me think of you as a loony. haha thanks. It reminds me of a joke, I can't remember who said it, but its something along the line of ''you choose your god, then you get to the white pearly gates only to find you picked the wrong one, gutted'' It just shows that even with religion you may end up finding that your story is the wrong path to be following. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bogus Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Guys cut the religious bashing in this topic. My parents have only ever had sex once and they didnt like it. I can't believe my parents could possibly have had sex as many times as there are children in our family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamba Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 don't get me wrong, for an old woman she'd be hot! but still, I'd be doinking a granny *looks over shoulder* You don't know how much trouble I'm having not texting that to her right now. Ah bless... yeah you would put your back out. I mean, I can hardly touch my toes now and I'm in my 20s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 aaaaanyhoo When I am 60 I'll be having sex with my eye's closed, because as beautiful as my lovely girlfriend is now...stick 40 years on her and she's just an old woman...don't get me wrong, for an old woman she'd be hot! but still, I'd be doinking a granny *looks over shoulder* I feel obliged to tell you my girlfriend is asleep right now and looks so beautiful and innocent....now I feel bad! FINE! I'll keep my eyes open! But I won't be feeling her breasts...I'll put my crooked back out I could be so disgusting right now haha, but anyway, you've got to think your mindset will change as you get older and it won't seem as weird as it does now, not to mention she'll be having sex with you, who by that time will be a grandad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamba Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 I could be so disgusting right now haha, but anyway, you've got to think your mindset will change as you get older and it won't seem as weird as it does now, not to mention she'll be having sex with you, who by that time will be a grandad! There are somethings that don't go south on a guy... and if they do then there's always viagra. In short, everything stays where is should apart from your hips apparently :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 There are somethings that don't go south on a guy... and if they do then there's always viagra. In short, everything stays where is should apart from your hips apparently :p Pssh, you don't just use that jamba dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamba Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Pssh, you don't just use that jamba dear. There's a pill to stop your boobs sagging?! Pray tell.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 I meant men xD God I wish, I never want these to drop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Saggy boobs FTL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 exactly! *shudder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Well don't worry, I think everyone doesn't want yours or anyone else to drop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Well don't worry, I think everyone doesn't want yours or anyone else to drop haha oo aye it's what a bra is for. deary me. My friend really needs to start wearing proper bras I shudder everytime I see her and she has a boyfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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