pedrocasilva Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 One girl congratulated me on how long I could last, I congratulated her on giving a shit handjob.She probably was congratulating you on not moaning "Oh, Please! No More, Please!!" (not of pleasure, although she might have thought it was) like the previous guys. There has to be a pattern for her to be able to congratulate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Bit too strong tbh and I very much doubt u have had a handjob from a girl, like ever Always the wrong place, can hurt and they put all their energy in the wrong areas. One girl congratulated me on how long I could last, I congratulated her on giving a shit handjob. Dear lord you need to get yourself a better girl! I can understand first timers...I mean nobody tends to know what they are doing, I certainly didn't! Though I've heard stories of girls actually blowing when giving a blowjob...apprently quite painful? haha jordan that's something we didn't need to know, but of well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Bit too strong tbh and I very much doubt u have had a handjob from a girl, like ever Think again. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 My girlfriend wasn't brutal. Quite the opposite. She was scared of it. Pretty much just stroked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy Man Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Bit too strong tbh and I very much doubt u have had a handjob from a girl, like ever Hell yeah...! made me laugh:laughing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caris Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Wow your sig is huge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Wow your sig is huge. That's what she said. I lie she was very dissappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Though I've heard stories of girls actually blowing when giving a blowjob...apprently quite painful? Jesus Christ. I don't even want to imagine that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Ohhh dear XD. Blowjobs are quite difficult to do i'd imagine, i mean... making sure your teeth don't scrape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted February 24, 2008 Author Share Posted February 24, 2008 NEW WORD ALERT! NEW WORD ALERT!...Masturb-la Cool eh? XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluey Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Though I've heard stories of girls actually blowing when giving a blowjob...apprently quite painful? painful yes. deadly - no!! but if a guy were to do that to a girl - they could DIE!!!! Yes, it's a true but very rare occurrence. When air is blown or forced directly into a vagina — without allowing any air to escape — an air embolism (the abnormal presence of air in the cardiovascular system) could form, which can be fatal. Women who are more at risk for this unlikely possibility are those whose pelvic vessels are enlarged (meaning, increased blood supply to the vagina) due to a condition such as trauma and possibly pregnancy. So, if a very large amount of air were to be blown or forced into their vaginal canals, it's possible that the air could enter their bloodstream, causing a blockage in a blood vessel. As a result, some of these women, perhaps including the pregnant women's fetus, may experience complications. In extraordinary cases, some of these women (and the fetus) may die if the embolism travels to the heart or lungs.The answer, my friend, is not blowin' in the women. GAAAH!!!! @____@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy Man Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 painful yes. deadly - no!! but if a guy were to do that to a girl - they could DIE!!!! GAAAH!!!! @____@ What a fun sexy time for women all across the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedrocasilva Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 painful yes. deadly - no!! but if a guy were to do that to a girl - they could DIE!!!! The answer, my friend, is not blowin' in the women. GAAAH!!!! @____@ Who'd blow into a woman? only if the guy is too used to baloon sex doll's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intensity Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Who'd blow into a woman? only if the guy is too used to baloon sex doll's. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I see what your doing buddie!!! that was a subliminal to you oxigen waste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadKill Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Do we really need to know this? I did......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 painful yes. deadly - no!! but if a guy were to do that to a girl - they could DIE!!!! GAAAH!!!! @____@ HAHAH oh bluey you make me chuckle on a horrible monday morning! haha Jordan it's not that difficult! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokhed00 Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Who'd blow into a woman? only if the guy is too used to baloon sex doll's. I've done it, makes for some great fanny farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I see what your doing buddie!!! that was a subliminal to you oxigen waste Aye, I could tell. ^^ But now seriously... why blow?? It seems rather pointless, if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Aye, I could tell. ^^ But now seriously... why blow?? It seems rather pointless, if you ask me. haha for some reason girls seem to think blowjob should be taken literally...how they think this I don't know...there's enough sex ed and porn out there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluey Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 *wonders just why they call it that anyhoo...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 haha good point! I frankly have no idea.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 It's unexplainable... Gladly the opposite doesn't have such a dumb name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedrocasilva Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 But now seriously... why blow?? It seems rather pointless, if you ask me.I see, you have one of the newer self-inflating models? like those hitech tents.haha good point! I frankly have no idea.. because it eventually... blows up, from the inside? just a wild guess though, I agree it's quite stupid; I mean, even if it was due to this it would meant it was like... explosive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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