Posted November 22, 2007 From yahoo.com: Wii grasses up cheating wife! A US soldier discovered his missus had been playing away at home after spotting a suspicious "Mii" on his Nintendo Wii, the Evening Standard reports. The man, known only as Tony, returned from a year in Iraq to reports from chums that his wife had been cheating on him. He'd had the Wii for company while on service in Iraq, but had mailed it back to the States prior to his return. His other half claimed she'd only kissed the suspect, a professional bowler, once, but the Wii said otherwise. Tony emailed a Nintendo messageboard admitting he'd was "confused about his wife's denials of any indiscretion". However, he continued: "All that changed when I plug in my Nintendo Wii for some Wii Sports. I flip through the Wii menu and visit the Mii channel so I can peruse the many friends that I have created with the guys that I played with in Iraq. As I go through the characters I see there is a Mii that I have not created." Tony concluded: "I went into the Wii message board and click on the calendar option. Through this menu I was able to identify the many nights my wife's Mii and this other Mii character played Wii bowling." And for good measure, the offending Mii was apparently "strikingly similar" to the bowling philanderer. The end result? "Tony has separated from his wife and filed for divorce," the Standard notes. ® Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 22, 2007 What's next, Wii Play Away? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 22, 2007 Best news story of the year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 22, 2007 lmao for once, the games console has proven its worth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 22, 2007 Bowling is the new slang for having sex. Also, taken from Neogaf: Today's Accomplishments Caught the Bastard 00:04 Wrung His Fucking Neck 00:12 SUPER MARIO GALAXY 04:33 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 22, 2007 To be honest if the wife is stupid enough to make a Mii of the guy she would have been caught anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 22, 2007 Wait a second.....Playing videogames counts as cheating now?!!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 22, 2007 What's next, Wii Play Away? Ba-dum tch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 22, 2007 Ah-ah. This shit is fucking hillarious. Brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 22, 2007 Well, now it can be said "Wii know everything". That is pure brilliance and hilarious at the same time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 23, 2007 From yahoo.com: Wii grasses up cheating wife! A US soldier discovered his missus had been playing away at home after spotting a suspicious "Mii" on his Nintendo Wii, the Evening Standard reports. The man, known only as Tony, returned from a year in Iraq to reports from chums that his wife had been cheating on him. He'd had the Wii for company while on service in Iraq, but had mailed it back to the States prior to his return. His other half claimed she'd only kissed the suspect, a professional bowler, once, but the Wii said otherwise. Tony emailed a Nintendo messageboard admitting he'd was "confused about his wife's denials of any indiscretion". However, he continued: "All that changed when I plug in my Nintendo Wii for some Wii Sports. I flip through the Wii menu and visit the Mii channel so I can peruse the many friends that I have created with the guys that I played with in Iraq. As I go through the characters I see there is a Mii that I have not created." Tony concluded: "I went into the Wii message board and click on the calendar option. Through this menu I was able to identify the many nights my wife's Mii and this other Mii character played Wii bowling." And for good measure, the offending Mii was apparently "strikingly similar" to the bowling philanderer. The end result? "Tony has separated from his wife and filed for divorce," the Standard notes. ® added bold to point out how this is clearly PR. There's no real news story, but tonnes of wii facts planted throughout. And a pro bowler in a wii sports story? ridiculous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 23, 2007 added bold to point out how this is clearly PR. There's no real news story, but tonnes of wii facts planted throughout. And a pro bowler in a wii sports story? ridiculous. Spoilsport. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
