Posted September 10, 2007 Why can't you eat soup in the matrix. ...because there is no spoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 10, 2007 That is one of the most confusing things I have ever seen. What the hell is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 10, 2007 Assuming that "the Garda" are the police, thats pretty funny. If not, I don't get it. Yeah they are lawl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 10, 2007 That is one of the most confusing things I have ever seen. What the hell is it? We have made roundtables to try and figure out and come to the conclusion that it's... hell we don't know. The raptor is a reference to certain meme though: Raptor Jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 10, 2007 It's kids attending a Jesus Camp thing during a preaching session. Dunno if you saw the video/TV show, it's horrible, but this is what they end up doing, crying at their enlightenment and how shit their lives are and how great Jesus is. Thus the Raptor Jesus thing wins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 10, 2007 Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would see it. I laughed so hard. I've never heard that one. Awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 10, 2007 That looks alarmingly like a friend's boyfriend... A joke that made a friend laugh a little to much: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 10, 2007 whats black and blue and scared of the dark? the 5 year old in my basement what do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you racist! what do you call a japanise peadophile fuk em yung Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2007 The smash bros photo earlier reminded me of this one I took a while ago: My dad also burst out with this song in the middle of dinner: "Red and yellow and pink and green, orange and purple and blue. I've been in a car crash..." Almost made me spit up my food... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2007 I've always thought that my Dad didn't like me that much... One day, he took me fishing. And I remember swimming back to the shore, thinking: "Dad doesn't like me that much." And, another day, me and him went hang gliding. And I remember swimming back to the shore, thinking: "Dad doesn't like me that much." But then, another day, he took me down to Villa Park to watch a football match. And I remember swimming back to the shore, thinking: "Dad doesn't like me that much." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2007 LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! Haha, what a arse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2007 LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! I'm always fascinated that there are people who post things like that in an attempt to actually make people think... and always end up being mocked. Now I wonder was that a man or a woman? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2007 I'm always fascinated that there are people who post things like that in an attempt to actually make people think... and always end up being mocked. Now I wonder was that a man or a woman? If they did it in a way that wasn't in any way like that video, maybe I'd listen to them. Also, it was a guy, right?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2007 not sure britney is a bitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2007 Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would see it. That's Tommy Cooper right? He's was a great comedian Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2007 I'm fairly sure it was once a bloke, slight bit of tache growing it looks like, and just certain tones of his voice when blubbering vagina mode wanes a little. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2007 Why did all the girls like Jesus? Cos he was hung like this (Extends arms) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2007 http://youtube.com/watch?v=M7oLf-8lDjQ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2007 Hilarious. You know I was gonna post that very video. Looks like you beat me to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2007 You know I was gonna post that very video. Looks like you beat me to it. Same here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2007 http://forums.penny-arcade.com/image.php?u=17679&type=sigpic&dateline=1189520298 Gob is the man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
