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Christiano Ronaldo has asked for a transfer to Spurs. Apparently he heard their strikers are Bent and Keane.

 

That is soooo old..........:heh: :heh:

 

:smile:

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That is soooo old..........:heh: :heh:

 

:smile:

Aye, but the old ones are the best ones. : peace:

 

Anyone got any more, like? To brighten up my day?

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heres one joke, not funny, just ermm... i dont know....

 

Brazil to play scotland in world cup.

 

Ronaldo:Scotland are shite, i bet i can beat on my own.

Carlso: bullshit, i bet you cant.

 

Ronaldo enters feild on his own and takes on scotland.

 

final score 1-0 to brazil.

 

Carlos: what happened?

Ronaldo: i could only score one goal, i got sent off on 35 min.

 

 

*end of joke*

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It's a dangerous game being on top. You're expected to win. All the teams below you have nothing to lose, so they tend to go for things more. That's why its a pain in the arse playing teams like Boro or Reading, or Portsmouth.

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Maybe not many of you know, but even though there are only 9 days left to the start of the season, Leeds atill haven't announced a new shirt sponsor or details of their new kit.

 

This is the best one I've seen so far, but it's clearly another fake.

 

leedsshirtdg1.jpg

 

 

Also in other news re. Leeds:

Football League chairman Lord Mawhinney today warned that time is running out on Leeds' chances of starting the new season in Coca-Cola League One.

 

 

I'm beginning to think that we won't be playing at all this year :(

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Champions League 3rd Qualifying Round:

 

Spartak Moscow v CELTIC

RANGERS or FK Zeta v FK Crvena Zvezda or Levadia Tallinn

Toulouse v LIVERPOOL

Sparta Prague v ARSENAL

 

Tough draws for Celtic and Liverpool that. Arsenal will breeze past Sparta Prague and Rangers could be facing Red Star Belgrade who are a decent team.

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I hope United don't play to stop Conzer going on about it...

 

Jesus If I did the same I'd have been raped already!

 

Ugly potato-faced c*nt Steve Bruce is expected to sign yet another player: One of ours, Liam Ridgewell. Cheeky prick. :angry:

 

Fuckin Hit Him Lad!

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Leeds makes a welcome change from the Liverpool ;)

 

And pary tell what am I going on about? I have just posted a pic of Leeds new kits for the new season, where have I gone on about that before!!

 

You're just a bit pissed that everyone is sick of you spouting on about Liverpool :p

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Leeds makes a welcome change from the Liverpool ;)

 

And pary tell what am I going on about? I have just posted a pic of Leeds new kits for the new season, where have I gone on about that before!!

 

You're just a bit pissed that everyone is sick of you spouting on about Liverpool :p

 

Yeah but I was doing the exact same thing as you!

 

Bah Oh well...

 

Just to piss the rest of you off, heres another leaked pic of Liverpools New Stadium, for those away fans that is your end!

 

newanfieldfz4.jpg

 

Easily the best up-coming stadum in the country and soon to be the best in the country, the thing is going to be HUGE!

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Bet that made you wince inside....:heh:

 

Not really - if i said said Championship the maybe...

 

Havent seen the Prem for a long time, and probably wont :nono:


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