Ant-Shimmin Posted August 30, 2007 Posted August 30, 2007 Me and this girl are really hitting it off... She's lovely I'm going to Southport with her on Friday, She posts Myspace Bulletins about me, We went to see Hairspray the other day and being with her is the best feeling when we have our moments... I might ask her out on Friday, advice on how to make it special
KKOB Posted August 30, 2007 Author Posted August 30, 2007 I think my current boyfriend only has a limited amount of time left before that title is removed from him and i'm back on the market, somethings not right here, and i just need to sort it out, stupid relationships!
mcj metroid Posted August 30, 2007 Posted August 30, 2007 I hate my boyfriends big cock awww I feel so sorry for you
rokhed00 Posted August 30, 2007 Posted August 30, 2007 so what are we, all half people until we meet that special someone? That's one way of looking at it, and I can see how the idea is easily dismissed, but until you find that special someone you really can't appreciate how much better your life can be. Hmm, what about sexual fantasies, does any have any really strange ones? Plenty, although I really don't want to be posting them here considering the intolerant nature of the majority towards the transgendered. I hate my boyfriends big cock You should team up with my missus and start a club.
Haden Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Anybody here tried prostate milking? lol lol is that where you keep ejactulating until your dry? If so ouch that would be painful and put you off sex I would have thought.
rokhed00 Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 lol lol is that where you keep ejactulating until your dry? If so ouch that would be painful and put you off sex I would have thought. I suppose it could have that effect, but it also increase the male orgasm by 400%, and lets you ejaculate whilst flacid.
Guest Jordan Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 I suppose it could have that effect, but it also increase the male orgasm by 400%, and lets you ejaculate whilst flacid. I am... incredibly against having something put up my ass. I dunno, I have nothing against anyone else doing it at all, i just couldn't imagine something going up where my own shit comes out.
rokhed00 Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 I am... incredibly against having something put up my ass.I dunno, I have nothing against anyone else doing it at all, i just couldn't imagine something going up where my own shit comes out. Three words for you, enema, and rubber gloves.
Haden Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 I suppose it could have that effect, but it also increase the male orgasm by 400%, and lets you ejaculate whilst flacid. Ah ok no I was thinking of something else I know what you mean though. I am... incredibly against having something put up my ass.I dunno, I have nothing against anyone else doing it at all, i just couldn't imagine something going up where my own shit comes out. This. Its just like aghhh man it would freak me out but yeh as im not gay I guess it isnt gonna stop me having sex or anything lol.
motion Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Never had a problem with it, and it's not like girls dont take it up the backside.
Fresh Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Anybody here tried prostate milking? Tried, thought I'm not the best bottom.
rokhed00 Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Ah ok no I was thinking of something else I know what you mean though. This. Its just like aghhh man it would freak me out but yeh as im not gay I guess it isnt gonna stop me having sex or anything lol. Believe me, you don't have to be gay to enjoy anal sex, although I wouldn't even consider prostate milking to be a sexual act, despite the orgasms it can give you, it's more of a medical procedure.
UK Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Never had a problem with it, and it's not like girls dont take it up the backside. Personally, I prefer it when the girl takes it up her back door. ie, her arse.
Guest Jordan Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Personally, I prefer it when the girl takes it up her back door. ie, her arse. Some girls really hate it, others love it. Ahhh i wish there was a medium.
UK Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Some girls really hate it, others love it. Ahhh i wish there was a medium. You and I both, friend. You and I both.
rokhed00 Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Personally, I prefer it when the girl takes it up her back door. ie, her arse. Do please explain the difference between anal and vaginal sex for the giver, seeing as you are so inexperienced.
Mikey Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Anal sex is tighter and more demeaning to the person who is recieving it. That's why I like to give and take it from a bird. Sometimes I like being a little bitch.
UK Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Do please explain the difference between anal and vaginal sex for the giver, seeing as you are so inexperienced. You've killed it now.
rokhed00 Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Anal sex is tighter and more demeaning to the person who is recieving it. That's why I like to give and take it from a bird. Sometimes I like being a little bitch. Not always tighter, I've been in some pretty narrow vaginas in my time, but pretty much spot on. You've killed it now. No, you did that by pretending to know what you were talking about.
UK Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Not always tighter, I've been in some pretty narrow vaginas in my time, but pretty much spot on. No, you did that by pretending to know what you were talking about. It's called a joke.
rokhed00 Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 It's called a joke. Not unless it's funny it isn't.
UK Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Not unless it's funny it isn't. No, a joke is usually unfunny. But tries to be funny.
Fresh Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Fellas please, not here. The football thread is used for this kind of stuff.
mcj metroid Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 Ha ah the footbal threadl jokes never stop do they
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