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Why does "Penis Business" sound like a model for economic recovery to me?

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Why does "Penis Business" sound like a model for economic recovery to me?

 

You've been watching porn on your computer while working lunch was on tv? ;)

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Ah yes yesterday night :)

 

Y'all guys wanted to know what went down right? ^_^

 

Yes. You or him? Or both? Can't skip over the importance details :p

 

I have been doctor reccomended to have more sex (see HWYD). Maybe I should turn that into a chat up line :p

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Yes. You or him? Or both? Can't skip over the importance details :p

 

I have been doctor reccomended to have more sex (see HWYD). Maybe I should turn that into a chat up line :p

 

Do you ever fancy women Ashley? I remember you saying you were bi once I swear. But you always seem to talk about guys. Sorry if thats none of my business just thought this might be the right place to ask haha.

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Do you ever fancy women Ashley? I remember you saying you were bi once I swear. But you always seem to talk about guys. Sorry if thats none of my business just thought this might be the right place to ask haha.

 

(is that question derived from my post or just a general question?)

 

Guys = easy. Simple as. I don't want anything serious so easy gained meaningless sex is where its at. Whenever I decide I want to be in a relationship, in whatever faroff decade that may be, it will be with a woman.

 

Although earlier I was considering asking Iun to teach me some simple Chinese and I might try and nail a Chinese girl at uni (as we have a big link with China).

 

Only a few weeks till "Freshers Meat" so things should improve.

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(is that question derived from my post or just a general question?)

 

Guys = easy. Simple as. I don't want anything serious so easy gained meaningless sex is where its at. Whenever I decide I want to be in a relationship, in whatever faroff decade that may be, it will be with a woman.

 

Although earlier I was considering asking Iun to teach me some simple Chinese and I might try and nail a Chinese girl at uni (as we have a big link with China).

 

Only a few weeks till "Freshers Meat" so things should improve.

 

You posted saying you were bi ages ago then ive never seen you say anything about girls since ive wondered for a while if I imagined that post or not! Dam I swear im not a stalker. This is good when your after the girl in years to come we can go for a gob michael style night out in a lawyer bar haha. "You scored the gold medal in the special olympics michael!"

 

Anyway sorry to divert the thread.

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You posted saying you were bi ages ago then ive never seen you say anything about girls since ive wondered for a while if I imagined that post or not! Dam I swear im not a stalker. This is good when your after the girl in years to come we can go for a gob michael style night out in a lawyer bar haha. "You scored the gold medal in the special olympics michael!"

 

Anyway sorry to divert the thread.

 

Ah right yeah was just wondering because I couldn't see how my quoted posted would spur that.

 

I nearly used a girl from work a while ago, but I learnt she had quite a rocky past and had a pang of consciousness. I posted about it in the forum staff chat, do you not read that? :p

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Only a few weeks till "Freshers Meat" so things should improve.

 

Oh yeah, Last year i accidently pulled a fresher, and spent the next 2 weeks in his bed pretty much. . .

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Can I just chip in and go ashley where the fuck do you pick up these men? Are you giving me all the clingy cast-offs? >_>

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I nearly used a girl from work a while ago

 

 

Is that the way you look at things?

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Sounds promising, tk. :)

 

 

 

On a completely different note, but then again in the same category, I had a crush on a classmate for three years. I told her about my feelings, but she didn't feel the same way. We're still good friends.

 

Now, after the three years, we went to different shcools for one year (the past year), and this year she's going to the same school as me. Today was the first day of this school year, and despite believing myself to have moved on, the moment I saw her ... BAM! Instant heartbeat and a lump in my throat. I'm not over her. I'm most certainly not over her.

 

I apologise for my whining. I just had to get it out. Move right along.

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I apologise for my whining. I just had to get it out. Move right along.

 

You call that whining? That was a pathetic whine. :wink:

 

Maybe you can woo her this time. Never know.

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You call that whining? That was a pathetic whine. :wink:

 

Maybe you can woo her this time. Never know.

 

Well, I'm not giving up the hope, but I'm not getting my expectations up, either.

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Is that the way you look at things?

 

Emotionless sex is all using. But you both get pleasure and you both go in consenting. Its just a verb thats been given a dirty name really.

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Well, I'm not giving up the hope, but I'm not getting my expectations up, either.

 

Fair enough. Good luck!!

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Now, after the three years, we went to different shcools for one year (the past year), and this year she's going to the same school as me. Today was the first day of this school year, and despite believing myself to have moved on, the moment I saw her ... BAM! Instant heartbeat and a lump in my throat. I'm not over her. I'm most certainly not over her.

 

Advise, don't take the initiative, she's the one who moved to your school, i presume she's in a different class? Either way, she'l talk with you sooner or later, make a casual look when seeing her AND DON'T TELL HER!!! Also, try not to get embarassed, but that's an impossible one (at least for me); so that advice doesn't work as much as i give him.

 

(Yes, im giving you advices, simply because that happened with me too, curious shit, hun?)

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Advise, don't take the initiative, she's the one who moved to your school, i presume she's in a different class? Either way, she'l talk with you sooner or later, make a casual look when seeing her AND DON'T TELL HER!!! Also, try not to get embarassed, but that's an impossible one (at least for me); so that advice doesn't work as much as i give him.

 

(Yes, im giving you advices, simply because that happened with me too, curious shit, hun?)

 

You make it sound like she moved to this school because of me, which she didn't. I should have mentioned that she does have a boyfriend at the moment.

 

But thanks for the advice, anyway. :)

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Manchester Pride next weekend. Soooo excited ^_^ Should be an amazing/exhausting weekend ^_^

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You make it sound like she moved to this school because of me, which she didn't. I should have mentioned that she does have a boyfriend at the moment.

 

But thanks for the advice, anyway. :)

 

No, i didn't think of that, but i think she'l talk with you, and you better not talk with her first, you know, you said you were both friends, when you were both friends, girls usually don't tend to waste a friendship (well, at least in my school, mind you :X), it happened with me exactly the same.. Except the BoyFriend thingy...

 

Well then, why didn't you tell us first that? X_X

 

That's like... the most crucial part of your whole story.

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