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Sleeping at a guys house monday, we like each other, he is hot...

 

Somethings telling me we wont just be watching movies....^_^

 

Yay for gayness.

 

Gay Translation Lesson No. 65

 

"Want to come round to my house and watch a film?" Becomes "Wanna come round to my house and fuck with a film on in the background to drown out the moans?"

 

Be sure to completely remove said pants prior to the pounce otherwise your now constricted ankles may cause you to stumble and just fall flat on your face which is seldom a turn on.

 

True say! This man speaks from years, and years, and years, and years of hardcore experience :P

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Experience in both removing my pants and falling over that is, seperatly and together.

 

*nods*

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Yay for Gayness? Epic.

 

Like I said last night, good luck! A report back is mandatory.:p

 

With pictures! :heh:

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Yay for Gayness? Epic.

 

Like I said last night, good luck! A report back is mandatory.:p

 

Will do ^_^

 

Gay Translation Lesson No. 65

 

"Want to come round to my house and watch a film?" Becomes "Wanna come round to my house and fuck with a film on in the background to drown out the moans?"

 

 

:eek: I wasn't thinking of such things!

 

...

 

;)

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:eek: I wasn't thinking of such things!

 

...

 

;)

 

You're too young :eek:

 

Jokes: i didn't enter my whore years till i was 18 though. So don't use what you learn here until you are ready young padawan. Trust in the force to guide you.

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You're too young :eek:

 

Jokes: i didn't enter my whore years till i was 18 though. So don't use what you learn here until you are ready young padawan. Trust in the force to guide you.

 

How am I being a whore? D=

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How am I being a whore? D=

 

Didn't say you were :P Guilty conscious?

 

All i'm saying is be careful and happy, like i know you are :D And don't rush stuff. Rushing is never good.

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Yes listen to Takeo. I may be experienced in falling over but Takeo is well experienced in being a whore.

 

Very experienced.

 

:p

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Didn't say you were :P Guilty conscious?

 

All i'm saying is be careful and happy, like i know you are :D And don't rush stuff. Rushing is never good.

 

Will do mama Takeo :grin:

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Sleeping at a guys house monday, we like each other, he is hot...

 

Somethings telling me we wont just be watching movies....^_^

 

Yay for gayness.

 

wait a minute, what happened to the boyfriend? I'm sure you had a boyfriend..I'm confused.

 

Haha I can't say wait until 18 because that'd be hypocritical regardless of sexuality :heh:

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Will do mama Takeo :grin:

 

Awww Son! *grabs in big hug against bosom*

 

Now be off with ya! *wipes tear from eye*

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wait a minute, what happened to the boyfriend? I'm sure you had a boyfriend..I'm confused.

 

Haha I can't say wait until 18 because that'd be hypocritical regardless of sexuality :heh:

 

Why 18? :wtf:

 

Awww Son! *grabs in big hug against bosom*

 

Now be off with ya! *wipes tear from eye*

 

*skips away from you in a field of daisies*

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And use shitloads of lube.

 

Real men don't use lube, they use sand and broken glass.

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Why 18? :wtf:

 

 

 

*skips away from you in a field of daisies*

 

I'm sure somebody mentioned something about being 18 and then being a man whore. haha I can't concentrate very well at the moment.

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I'm sure somebody mentioned something about being 18 and then being a man whore. haha I can't concentrate very well at the moment.

 

Ah, sorry, I know what you mean now XD

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Ah yeah, we finished ages ago O.o

 

Well I finished with him about 2 months ago, I dunno what it was, but I just totally went off him, and everything people had been saying to me about him being big headed and looking down on people suddenly made me think twice about him.

 

He was also becoming really obsessive, when I hadn't seen him for like 3 days, he wouldn't stop ringing my house and my parents got pissed off..

 

He didn't take it very well :/

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I work in Pop Stars in London now. Most of the gays in there seem all right.

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I work in Pop Stars in London now. Most of the gays in there seem all right.

 

May the lord have mercy on your soul!

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Off topic: Great to see you back Takeo. :)

 

*pushes against the wall and rapes*

 

Great to be back :yay:

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May the lord have mercy on your soul!

 

'Tis not that bad. There are hardly any camp bitches that go. And the music in the, "Indie Ballroom" is all right.

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'Tis not that bad. There are hardly any camp bitches that go. And the music in the, "Indie Ballroom" is all right.

 

*shudders*

 

Manchester's Gay Alt scene FTW!!!

 

Homoelectric, Disko Asbo etc etc :D

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