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If life was an Anime, all it would take was to be a geek and a total failure. Eventually you would meet the perfect girl and you'd end up dating her without breaking a sweat. Man, I wish life was an anime.

 

If. Fucking. Only.

 

That is all.

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Yeah, that sounds harsh. I've yet to get a girlfriend either - I just haven't found a girl I really like yet. I don't really see the point in spending time with someone I don't like. The again, maybe I shouldn't be so picky - being a college student, I'm lucky if I don't find a girl who isn't so drunk she's threatening to throw-up over me, all the while completely unaware of how loud she's shouting in my ear. Ahh, just ignore me.

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Ok, here is the situation. At this very moment i am talking to a girl i like over msn. She is new to my school and i sit next to her in maths. She told me she used to fancy me (for about a day or two) but now she doesnt. Now she fancys this over guy. I fancy her though and i told her that. I'm not sure if asking her out is a good thing but i don't know. Someone help and i'll see what happens.

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what are u talkin about, best thing is find out what kind of things she likes but if u have her number call her CALL HER NOW and say hey im going to the movies this weekend do u fancy joining me (i say movies but i dont no what u crazey kids like these days but no brinkin in the park this will only lead to ..................i didnt no what i was doing if it goes pete tong)AND SOUND CONFEDENT VISULISE SOMTHING ELSE OTHER THAN HER SO UR TONG MA WORK

 

DO NOT SAY THIS OVER MSN CALL HER BE DIRECT

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Speaking of Brighton I actually went down there the other day. Me and my friends where in the New Forest, and thought we would cruise down there. Abit of a treck, but it was worth it.

 

The girls where nothing short of awesome. I was driving past one of the many highstreets and I saw this emo girl. She had long dark hair, a medium length black skirt, a sort of corset thing and had her lip and nose pierced. Seriously, she was freaking gorgeous, in between holding onto my hard-on I nearly careered orf the road.

 

Brighton appears to be where its at for jiggly things.

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As Big Red said, don't do it over MSN. The anonymous veil allows for her to be creatively fiendish. I say ask for her number, but don't make a big deal out of it. Just say , 'Hey, got a new phone, what's your number?".

 

Or you could say...

 

'Hi, I'm Athriller, I work for the CIA; I'm afraid I am going to have to take your number for inspection. Failure to divulge will result in forced entry'.

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but if he doesnt have her number itll look a bit desperate asking for it. just be normal, and yourself, ask her if she fancies goin out, if you need to bring a few of your mates and a few of hers if its uncomfortable.

 

wait isnt that what i said (ask her if she fancies goin out) true about the number thing tho but as he sits next the girle i thought he had already done that bit seeing he can talk to her on msn. and the friend thing only works if she doesnt have a bull dog for a mate that has her own idea of who she should be seeing and if her mates dont like urs ur definitly screwd

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You're not supposed to TRY and get a gf.

 

thats my point exactly! if things work out its all good but if they dont you know you shouldnt be with the person. tryin to force things to be like a relationship way at the start doesnt always work, being friends before is way better.

 

And...if a girl uses the "better staying friends, dont wanna wreck our relationship" thats a brush off.

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what?! i completely cant follow you when you don't use punctuation. i meant like go out as a big group not as a date, (so who the hell cares if her mates a minger) and just chat and get to know each other.

 

wow wo wo wow i wasnt sayin her mates a minger, i ment shes on gaurd like a dog not looks like a dog :D although she mite be :D seriously tho if he likes her and goes out in a group she may just think he wants to be just frinds and thats worse than rejection trust me. punctu what! never heard of the dam thing aparently i took him in to a dark alley and stabbed his eyes out but i was sure it was some one else :D

 

one thing is for sertan all ladeys are differnt so how ever u would like things to go

the girle down the street has a differnt idea thats what makes u all so lovable and unobtainable

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It's a natural thing...what else can I say? The first time you ask it'll be close to impossible, but you summon up enough courage and you'll be fine. Just make sure you don't do it in a public area.

 

As for teh penis, it's your call :P

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wow wo wo wow i wasnt sayin her mates a minger, i ment shes on gaurd like a dog not looks like a dog :D although she mite be :D seriously tho if he likes her and goes out in a group she may just think he wants to be just frinds and thats worse than rejection trust me. punctu what! never heard of the dam thing aparently i took him in to a dark alley and stabbed his eyes out but i was sure it was some one else :D

 

one thing is for sertan all ladeys are differnt so how ever u would like things to go

the girle down the street has a differnt idea thats what makes u all so lovable and unobtainable

 

Dude there is such a thing in the world called punctuation, you know those little dots you put at the end of a sentence and those bendy lines called comma's.

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thats my point exactly! if things work out its all good but if they dont you know you shouldnt be with the person. tryin to force things to be like a relationship way at the start doesnt always work, being friends before is way better.

 

And...if a girl uses the "better staying friends, dont wanna wreck our relationship" thats a brush off.

 

Yeah. We were freinds for ages until I realised I loved her.

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