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What noises do Pandas make?


KKOB

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just been thinking about all the animals that don't have sounds associated to them.

 

i mean . . .

 

duck - quack

pig - oink

dog - woof

 

etc etc etc

 

soooo, just what noises do Pandas make?

 

and yaks? and mongoose? and platausses, platapie, platapus-plural things?

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Actually pandas look like fat squirrels.

 

:o Take that back, Pandas are the holiest of animals and they're endangered and people should give money and not buy bamboo to make sure your children will hear what a Panda sounds like!

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:o Take that back, Pandas are the holiest of animals and they're endangered and people should give money and not buy bamboo to make sure your children will hear what a Panda sounds like!

 

I love Pandas. Anyway why should you care that there holy. Your the devil. And god hates you because your gay (according to the bible anyway).

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I love Pandas. Anyway why should you care that there holy. Your the devil. A god hates you because your gay (according to the bible anyway).

 

god loves everybody and forgives peoples sins-it says in the bible.

 

don't slag off this former catholic alter boy just because he loves Pandas . . .

 

Red Pandas suck goose eggs, the black and white ones are where its at!

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Meh you will see when he judges you after death. Stupid fool.

 

Dantimithy: Hey god can I come in to heaven now?

God: How many women you slept with?

Dan: errm.......370

God: WHAT! How......FANTASTIC! In you go m'boy!

Dan:.....lol

 

Karl: Hey god!

God: Hey karl, so how many women you slept with?

Karl: 0 *with a smiley face*

God:....men?

Karl:137489786

God: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!

Karl: But I thought you loved everyone?

God: Yes son but you are messed up.

Karl: ....eh?

God: Byebye!

Karl: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Nobody move! This is a hijack!

 

What noise do mooses(meese?) make?

 

As for pandas, I'd have assumed roaring like a bear. I've never seen it though, maybe they're mute? I know they can sneeze though, I've seen that rather adorable clip of a newborn panda to death and scaring the shit out of its mother.

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Pandas are rubbish, any animal that has to practicaly be forced to have sex doesn't deserve to survive.

 

Pandas are the best wild animals ever, just because they're picky about who they make love to doesn't mean they aren't amazing.

 

i think they make either a moo-ing sound or a grrrrr growl noise like a bear since they are bears.

 

moose? don't they go 'nmmmmmyyyyaaaaaaaaaahhhh'?

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The noise they make is far too great for human ears to sense. I wonder what would happen if you mixed a red panda with a normal one. Pink pandas? A giant red panda or a tiny normal panda?

 

OMG, i want a tiny black and white Panda!!!!!

 

best pet EVER!!!!

 

also pretty expensive cos you'll need fresh bamboo :(

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