The Bard

That sucks, a lot. He was so awesome. Never saw the movie though. Thoughts go to the kids.

Shit dude, It's uncanny Now why does that pic remind me of: Same crazy eyes...

He is in actual fact...Varg Vikernes...

My girlfriend just texted me and asked me to come over cause shes a bit miserable about school and shit. I can't cause my dads in. It's times like this when I hate religion most.

Haha. Roflcopter. That was rather amusing.

They were. Unfortunately the rest was crap. And small goku just doesn't cut it. The animation was always of a superior standard though.

Evil homer is beaten by Divine intervention

That seems to be missing the slab of sex that is...Number of the beast..? Anyway...my best of list is: 1. Number of the Beast. 2. Powerslave. 3. Killers. 4. Piece of Mind. 5. Iron Maiden. The rest is negligible in comparison.

Wait a sec...is it Latymer by any chance?? I used to go there... Edit: That took bloody aaages, and holy shit! I got 141...must be some sort of mistake...

Compressed butane fuelled minitorch is no match for SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!11THREE!!!1

The foot is not match for....The Saw...

Haha, T_L just got schooled

Cricket would be ruddy marvellous. EA were looking at you!

Looks like an open target to me :p.

If you want. I think it would be good, you don't often get a chance to remember and appreciate the good things in life.

Lot of bad memories, but if you somehow thing that going on about them in a thread is going to be somehow cathartic, you are much mistaken. Bad memories are to be forgotten about, they just make you miserable. Remember the good things.

Honest to god, I'm sat here dying of laughter... I don't know why I found that so funny Chaka kills humans and proceeds to use all written accounts of the english language as toilet paper and paper shuriken(and rightly so :p)

Instant Transmission! Obviously I am not alone in my intense dislike of Paris Hilton... :p Zat was cool. You have inspired me to make my own! Which I will do as soon as I get a memory card with storage higher than 32 meg Do one on how much you love Stargate Anyway, I have this to say: Glory Glory Man United!

Arnie has no lungs, and is therefore impervious.

Neo gives spock the finger...and asks for his phonecall...

Super taster ahoy.

Well, if the credibility is contingent on Capcoms stupidity...then I would have to say 0.

Well...I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as your love life... Lemme see, uhh.... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything, everything that exists, past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions.... Oh...And Hugh Jackman. No matter how many times I use that....It never gets old...

My parents don't know I have a girlfriend, good thing too cause they're muslim. As for the getting her pregnant thing, use a condom! Use two if you have to. Consider yourself on an official mission to boing that sweet little biscuit. You know you'll feel better when you do... And if you don't...Your dick will never forgive you. What do you think little man? Don't you ever want to experience something new? Penis: It ain't easy beings Minihobbsch's penis. Nothing ever happens...it feels like I'm in a coma. I wish I was your dick Bard, because this is torture. If something doesn't happen soon, I'm just going to pack up my balls and leave.

Fuck that shit. Last time I tried...bad things happened...honestly, it's not in the natural order of things...