The Bard

Haha, Zelda has "dodgy graphics" this guy clearly doesn't know the gaming masses as well as he thinks he does.

Yeah it really really does...but I kinda do with it was a more sophisticated fighter along the lines of maybe Tekken or Soul Calibur...that would make it one of my favourite games...but still it's gonna be great. Anywho...that date, I got it from the IGN Wii site, so there must be some accuracy to it...

^ He's not joking either...we all appreciate the giant slab of sexy that is Mr Moking :p....

Wow, that looks fantastic...I vaguely remember Marble Madness...I think I had it for Megadrive...I was too much of a n00b back then to take it seriously though...but this looks promising...

Mate, you're doing humanity a disservice by posting that pic. It's not so much the fact that she's a total whore, It's more because she's an advocate for that god awful televised puppet show they call big brother......

Lol, dude, If you want you can come with me...I'll be going to the Arndale centre the day before launch to try out some games ...btw, I live in Stockport too... Yaaah. If you're going, I'll see you there on the 7th ...maybe

Excellent. I should now be able to afford 4 games instead of 3. Score.

Yaay, they brought back the cool cover...

Apparently the release date here is Dec 31st...damn, was looking forward to playing this on launch day...

Niiiice...but I'll settle for a graphically enhanced model of the original Jade thank yoo.

Aww shit, not the Arndale centre...it's going to be overrun with chavs...

Lol....indeed...also..I have no Idea what this thread is about...so I'm gonna go now...

Haha, everytime I hear the words "Game" and "Tester" in the same sentence, I automatically think Pure Pwnage episode 10

Aww...I'll always listen to yoo lil Zell...:p... Yeah, Ubisoft are gonna hit it huge this christmas, they're the largest supporter of the Wii, which is gonna sell massively, and everyone I know is looking to pick up at least 1 Ubi game on launch, so good tactics from them atm.

Although I don't have the time, nor patience to decipher that butchery of the english language, I'll go ahead and give this a gander: If were going on names here, I suggest you give your own a good hard look, although when I think freak, I think funny, like that gimp from pulp fiction, but you're neither funny ha ha, nor funny strange. You're just annoying; an insult to freaks everywhere. False. Where do come up with this crap? bard1  /bɑrd/ Pronunciation[bahrd] –noun 1. (formerly) a person who composed and recited epic or heroic poems, often while playing the harp, lyre, or the like. 2. one of an ancient Celtic order of composers and reciters of poetry. 3. any poet. 4. the bard, William Shakespeare. 5. A singer/ musician.

Oh I think you'll find it does, that is if you don't want to be put in the same category as chavs, pigs, general scum and lets face it, Sony Fanboys, which, by the by, is where you already are, thanks to your insanely annoying and mindless posts Actually, I think you'll find that the game is, infact called "Vengeance" which may not exactly be a far cry (ho ho) from revenge, but is, in fact enough to illustrate my point; you are a retard. Anywho...seeing as my sister just beat me at Soul Calibur...repetedly I might add, which is just annoying enough so as I make my way over here to this haven among gaming forums, I'm cranky and pissed off and less able to suffer fools, which brings me back to you, the fool, I'm done suffering you, so go now, before I give you reason enough to write a large book entitled "Help, A Large Asian Bloke Is Beating My Ass: The Zelda Freak Story..." Yeah, I'm pretty sure Smash Bros, Mario, Metroid etc all fit in there somewhere, although my spidey senses are trying to tell me that you were in fact, trying, rather retardedly to refer to launch titles, in which case I would point you in the vague direction of Excite Truck and Call of Duty, which may not look as good as 360 games, but then, anyone still trying to hold out for next gen graphics on Wii, is, quite frankly, a complete tool, so on that note...peace out.

Yeah, good couple of tracks, I think they're all great. I thought you would have liked Anthem (we are the fire) though..., it's being played on the radio everywhere...

I'll be wearing a turban, as usual.

Thats exactly what I was just thinking...it would actually be perfect for the wiimote, with the camera and staff and shit. I've had it for ages, but I've just started replaying it...need to find 15 pearls for the jump extention thingy, its a bit of a bitch... Lol.... Oh Kurtaroo, what would we do without you...

Nice, that would be lovely. I started playing ToS through yesterday in multiplayer, it's really quite good fun. But still I've not really played a new killer RPG for many years, It sure would be nice to have something on the scale of Chrono Trigger or Final Fantasy 6 and 7 or Vagrant Story on the way... And is it just me, or have graphics in RPGs gone waaay down since the PS1 era (skies of arcadia and shenmue notwithstanding)?? I mean, the Final Fantasys, Chrono Cross, Alundra etc all had prerendered backdrops, which looked absolutely beautiful, even though they meant that the camera was static, but I'd take pre renders over full motion camera in an RPG any day.

I'll think I'd rather wait to see if the Controls for Farcry etc are any good, if they are, I'd definately like to try them ie, something new rather than blowing £400 quid on same old same old gameplay.

But what is it that EDGE said that put you off Zelda? Did they say it sucked?

Man...the launch would suck hardcore without Ubisoft...

Lavos. Chrono Trigger, takes a long time to figure out how to kill his last form...