The Bard

He is joined by Bard for some uber gay hunting action. Also: Dissection ftw.

Allow me to present, man not caring: [insert pic here]

Thats a fair point actually lol. They're so damn cheesy

I 1up your evil pagan cultist with Varg, the epitome of all evil:

The Hot one?? (just let me know if I'm overstepping the boundaries Jordan )

Thats the kinda stuff I generally like having on at parties, there is no such genre as "party music" you fucktard, you can play anything at parties, so suck my balls you stupid great **** fucking hell, I don't know what kinda loser indie poser parties you go to.

Hey, is it true that you can use usb drives as a memory device on Wii? Cause if you can, then that's perfect! I've got a 2gb one thats totally empty!.

Take a wild guess as to what I'm gonna say...go on.

Some metal, as always, and stuff with catchy choruses, such as I want it that way by liek teh backstreet boys :p. Megadeth - Peace Sells...But Whos Buying (Chorus!!!!) Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction Metallica - Battery (this always tends to get things broken. Like emo face :p.) In Flames - Take This Life In Flames - Crawl Through Knives Death - Scavenger of Human Sorrow Killswitch Engage - My Last Serenage (always encourages violent drunken antics) Killswitch Engage - End of Heartache Iced Earth - A Question of Heaven (slow ballad type) Him - Funeral of Hearts (keeps the emo kids happy, and I quite like it too :p) Dragonforce - Fury of the storm Dragonforce - Through the fire and flames Blind Guardian - Nightfall (best. chorus. ever) Pantera - Walk Pantera - Fucking Hostile Slayer - Postmortem Slayer - Raining Blood Still Remains - White Walls System of A Down - Toxicity Generally more mainstream, familiar metal stuff, nothing like Burzum or shit like that lol. Undoubtedly though the kinda parties I go to are plenty different to the ordinary.

And on the 6th day God made Manchester, that fact aside, do not under whatever circumstances use Veet cream on your face, honestly, it makes your skin break out in hives; I know from past experiences, man it wasn't pretty...not that it is now, but you get my gist.

Haha, thats the funniest thing I've seen for some time, man his pronunciation sucks ma balls. Wheres King Boo?? He's like the only person here who has a reason attatched to his opinions, the rest of you peons are just like "Trivyum r teh suXX0rZ."

No can see.

Lawl, they're nothing like Metallica - At all. It's just their vocalist sounds a lot like Hetfield on their new album, musically, they're a tad more technical than Metallica. I quite like them, some pretty crazy shit.

Lol, cool, anyway, yeah, talk to you later dude . I gotta go pwn some n00bs on F-Zero anyway .

Nah, I'm not saying that it gets crap, it just gets repetitive, If you wait a while before trying it again, you'll remember why you liked it in the first place. Anyway, yeah, Rust In Peace is by far my favourite album, of all time even (Probably ties with And Justice, Hatebreeder and Whoracle). Peace Sells is stupidly amazing too, but different, in that you have to give it a hell of a lot of time to grow on you. The first time I heard it, I absolutely hated it, thought it was the most boring thing I'd ever heard, that was about 4 years ago actually. Rust In Peace is different in that I loved it the first time though, and theres the point of Mustaines voice too, thats something you have to get used to aswell. I love it now, I really do, his singing and lyrics are great, but nothing, and I mean nothing will ever compare to his guitar playing, I even went and bought his signature guitar cause I want to be Dave Mustaine so bad lol. Anyway, um try Symphony of Distruction, Tornado of Souls, In My Darkest Hour or even Disconnect etc, those are instantly lovable. Dave Mustaine wrote a lot of Metallicas songs aswell: He wrote: Call of the Ktulu The Four Horsemen Jump In The Fire Metal Militia Parts of RTL etc.

Wow, you actually sound just like me lol. When I first heard Orion I was like, Ok, this is officially the most awesome thing known to man, I didn't think I could like anything more, and to be honest there isn't much that I do, I love Metallica so much it's ridiculous, but when after you've listened to the songs maybe two to three hundred times, your reasons for listening to them change you know? They're not as fun as they were, so I listen to them less often so they're still great, but when you start dissecting the songs you get more from Megadeth by far than from Metallica, it makes you a much better player. I mean, no matter how much I enjoy the music, at the end of the day it's always going to be about what it does for me, beyond listening to it for the fun of it (which is just fine, but when you're a young musician, you tend to want a little more), when I've tried to learn or pin down the time sigs/ tab Megadeth songs, I've been left completely blown away by the painstaking detail of it all, that all that I was trying to say. But at the end of the day, I love them both equally. I think if you give it a little time you'll start to like em too. Also: I didn't mean newbie in an insulting way or anything... Thank god for that. And: You need to read up on the basics of humour, you fool. You can't just come into some place, and say some retarded thing thats not even remotely funny in order to offend people, and when confronted go "oh it was a joke, you have no sense of humour." n00b. Oh, I didn't know you liked em, awesome. You're actually one of the few I know that aren't like "trivium suck they shouldn't open for Maiden." But it's good. Just do yourself a favour: Skip the opening track "Ignition"...it's um, pretty bad Anyway, good thing you wont have to put up with funeral for a friend this time .

Happy Birthday guys. Havent seen Dan for a while, I'm getting to miss him......

There is actually a woman living in like Cali who has a genetic disorder which gives her a fully fledged beard. Shes married with kids.

Heh, oh you will newbie, you will . It's not so much a matter or prefering them, I mean, they both write kickass metal songs and I love them far more than is healthy, but with Megadeth, they have so much staying power, they never cease to amaze you with their skillful and prolific work, and yet how they make it seem soooo easy, the riffs just roll off their guitars, it's truly mindblowing. I've never been so wowed by a band as I have been by the deth. Go listen to Holy Wars, or Take No Prisoners, or Wake Up Dead or Tornado of Souls. Metallicas talent lied largely with Cliff Burton, their best work was ...And Justice, which just has his influence all over it. To me they died in 1994 with Load. I think they're pretty much tied, but time after time, when I find myself getting bored of listening to metal all the time, I go to either Yasunori Mitsuda, or Megadeth, on a scale of one to awesome, they're super great. =S As for not being "sure whether to like them or not," I really don't think liking a band is ever a conscious decision, unless you're one of those know nothing black metal eletists, don't pay any attention to what the Maiden guys say, just listen and think about it for a while, it'll come to you. If someone had asked me just this morning whether the fine folks of N-E could have had any less respect for you, I would have said, no, thats not possible, but well done here you've gone and pulled it off. The only problem is, I'm fresh out of blue ribbons, so you're gonna have to settle for a lifetime supply of my foot up your ass. And your avatar annoys me. I seriously hope it's not you, because noone should have to put up with being born looking like the wrong end of a dogs turd.

Mundi, you're liek far too badass for your own good man.

Man Daigo could pwn Ken any day

I didn't. I can't say that I care all that much =S. I'd probably be like WTF for the first 10 mins, then get over it. I've never been one to care too much about what anyone looks like, but I think part of that comes from me looking like an undomesticated cave troll.

Naaaah, I think I speak for the male collective when I say; I'll Pass.

Aww, I love you too That and your life plan makes you sound dangerously like my parents...

Yeah, I first got into them a couple of months before they released Ascendancy, cause there was this half page article in Metal Hammer, and I quite liked, I never expected for them to get this huge, but I think in some ways, they deserve it, of course a lot of other bands deserve success too, but such is life. As for being different to earlier stuff, it is: very. And as for the metallica comparison, let me remind everyone that metallica, contrary to popular belief, didn't invent thrash. I mean come on, it's like comparing Bach to paul gilbert, they play remarkably similar music but just because one came before the other, the latter gets so much stick for it. Theres nothing bad about sounding like your influences. Anyway, some of the stuff is uber technical, but never so that it gets out of hand (Meshuggah come to mind).