The Bard

Solitanze, could you please, maybe try to not be a complete dumbass for just one day? I know it comes naturally to you, but come on, it's like you're begging us to hate you. Next time you think of posting something so fucking stupid, you might wanna think instead of my foot being so far up your ass that you don't know whether to shit or swallow. Now why don't you go spam 4chan like the rest of the degenerates? /rant. Edit: Oh joy.

Quit your damn complaining!! There are plenty of guys who'd love to be in your position...actually no that's not true... we'll there are mitigating factors...such as...chick stalkage...free sex etc .

OMFG!! How can you not like the Spiderman films!? They had everything! I don't think Batman Begins managed to capture everything about what made him so great (the old animated series did though)... but I reckon the Spiderman films were pretty much flawless...even though the CGI did kinda blow...

You know the nerdy guy taking the photographs? Thats him .

Omg, that looks amazing. Spiderman kicks maximum ass.

Holy fuck. Concidence? I think not. They're all assholes anyway.

Does it have multiplayer?? I think I'll be getting all 3 fps'.

Haha, simple, yet distinctive. 7/10.

Yaay, the one thing this site was missing

It actually does remind me of Goldeneye...I think I'll be getting it ...

Yeah, neither title's finished, but from what I've heard, the IGN editors on the podcasts etc, they all said they were far more impressed with Excite Truck, seeings as the controls for Motor Storm were so laggy.

I just want to say: FUCK YEAH! \m/

Motorstorm > Excite Truck?? Get the fuck out.

Well, don't pussyfoot about, drop a couple of subtle hints over a pint or something...unless she's not that type of gal... Actually; screw it, thats stupid...as are most of my ideas... Anyway; I met my girl by random chance, in a museum, no less. Now thats a hardcore pull. In the face. Twice.

Love...?? : the paradox of needing... Oh, Love; Make Way for breeding... All In The Name Of Love... But, anyway, good for you man, I know what it's like to love, and I'm happy for ya ...

I think by "Epic" songs he means stuff like Transylvania and Rime of The Ancient Mariner... If you like Maiden, you should totally check out Iced Earth...at last count, Dantes Inferno was 16:30 mins long ...still, nothing compared to Black Rose Immortal by Opeth...32 mins long (actually longer than the whole of slayers Reign in Blood album )

If you wanna get into standing, what you could do is get someone you know who has standing tickets to go inside with another person who has a standing ticket, then take their ticket once their inside, bring them outside, and go in with you again. Easy as pie.

BURN!! Haha, that was awesome. Also: take it back! Number of the beast is easily the best Maiden album...c'mon, for Children of The Damned alone...

Whaaaaatt?? Metroid 2 is one of my favourite games of all time...man, I used to take it everywhere, you can complete it again and again and again, and it never gets boring. Fusion was pretty awesome too. I've never played the original so I wouldn't know about that...

It's not that bad, but nowhere near good enough for them to play the album in it's entirety, infact, no Maiden albums are good enough for that. Nintendork is an incredibly annoying tool.

I'm sorry, but: THAT'S FUCKING STUPID!

So you pretty much saying that you bailed on The Sands of Time series, Beyond Good and Evil, Resident Evil 4, Monkey Ball etc, because none of those titles were exclusives...

Well, it was going to be a launch game, so I think around March would be realistic, it looks like it's pretty far along in the development cycle...so I'm guessing it'll be out soon.

Thats stupid, you're not gonna get it just because it isn't exclusive?? How would it being exclusive make it a better game??

Fixed. Mention Slayer in the same sentence as Muse again and you'll be wearing your ass for a hat Also: The Haunted - Bury Your Dead 9/10 Brilliant, but could use a proper solo.