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.. And now I know how my mother feels. I mean, you can see that in the next generation it'll be things like this that provide entertainment for the masses, something that little bit more immersive. Like my mother before me, I won't trust them and I wouldn't like my kids using them unless i knew more about the affects -- Like how me mum is with computer games, the internet, mobile phones; she thinks they're all bad for me. So yeah, this thread makes me not look forward to being old, abstractly.

Raining_Again, you realise that you listed those in the order that they appeared, so number 28 isn't... a huge secret :P Go you.

You lose the bet.

Depends on what sense you mean 'better'... Personally I don't see the appeal of brighton beaches. They're cool on summer nights when usually you'll find some dudes with a fire who'll welcome you into their circle (complete with food!) but during the day they're overpopulated and windy. The lagoon is scarcely visited really; you'll get about a person every ten minutes while you sit on teh green drinking with pals. If you use your imagination there's a hell of a lot of stuff to do there, too. We usually sit diagonally opposite the park itself, but we've hung out in bushes, under pavillions, behind huts, by teh electric thing... Plus there's hove beaches right by the lagoon and they're awesome too due to lack of people. A stones-throw away you have the 'rocks' which provide entertainment and shelter. The main reason teh lagoon is so good is because of its proximity to where we all live. You uni peeps might not deem it worthy to trek out here and then have to go home again. Wow that's a big off-topic post there.. BACK TO THE POINT! Er-no, your list scares me. If it was me I would have not done any more jumping off/into things after about teh second injury. I forgot to mention I have three chipped teeth. Not that anyone will actually read this. Fuckers.

Hit me. 23! Shit i'm bust.

We could be inter-related brothers who are somehow siblings through similar wounds! Like blood-brothers except we don't hve to be so emo and cut each other! Well obviously I'm Emo, but it rhymes with 'bro' so it's ok! yeah. Yeah i'm going to go to bed.

you know what sucks about ancestors? how there are so damn many of them, and one day each and every one of us will be just as insignificant.

Right so here somewhere should be a pretty pathetic wound I aquired from messing around at the lagoon ('reey Hove) whilst drunk enough to like the taste of blood. There's a seawall with a lil' drop. The shard-like edge gave my hand a.. a parting gift. Left me with a scar that appears to make one of my lines continue right up my hand. Another time the drop gave me several cuts on the inside of my left-ring finger which I SWEAR spelt "FIST". Another drunken injury nvolved a lamp-post, my head and a borderline-potter scar. I am the lucky guy in my group, I only have one cigarette burn mark. Aside from these drunken *ahem* 'escapades' I very rarely get injured. Only ever broken one finger bone and i can't remember how that was done. i was, like, 9 at the time. yourselves? Feel free to tangenterise, digressitate, or even reply.

'Can't we all just.. get along?' half welsh, half english!

Bizemo sounds like Gazebo! If you have a cold. So yeah I encourage y'all to pick it up and have a quick flick through. The front cover should be enough to satisfy at least half of the population of this forum.

What? More than one person writes the shows.

So anyone here read the mag? I was only introduced to it a couple of months back and i have to say it's the best monthly thing since they invented full moons. I guess I should point out that the magazine has a "Parental Advisory" image on the front, due to generally quite horrific content plopping all over the place. The mag is basically FHM but mental; with themes such as fetishes, drugs, sleaze and sick pics. Think rotten, think steak and cheese. If you'd like to know more, check out the mag's site - you can actually request a FREE issue and everything. I'm hoping they'll send out next month's issue to me, seeing as i just bought this months one... ... Yeah. If I wasn't so lazy I'd go into more detail but really I'm hoping to find out tehre are existing readers of the mag on here rather than try to sell the mag to you guys. So yeah, anyone else read it?

... nothing unserious about irony. I think he was pointing out that your own post was ironic in the sense that it, too, was useless.

I don't know what impresses me the most - the fact that THIS is your idea of a party, the fact that you took pictures of this to show your grandchildren or the fact that you posted those pictures on teh internet. Maybe the fact that I've been there too? It's a close call, but maybe one day you'll decide for yourself.

Hmm.. Worries me that I thought about this as much as I did :P Well I'd send her songs. I'd say "hey here's a song I really like, reminds me of you!" then send her something like The Used - Bulimic, Jimmy Eat World - Get it Faster, Motion City Soundtrack - Hold Me Down... You know, the songs which say 'we should break up' or 'i hate you'. Be sure to wait at least an hour before replying to any texts, and be sure to avoid actually answer any question she may have asked in it. Be late for everything, especially the ones you arrange. if she leaves before you get there, make her feel guilty by calling her and saying your mother fell over and you had to be with her until teh doctor arrived, but she's ok now. Whenever she comes over, make yourself food and drink and not her. Don't even offer it. When she falls asleep, steal all the duvet. Hide her clothes. Hide her shoes or put things in them and blame siblings and/or pets. I'll get back to you as I gotta go!

I have two jobs; woolies 'sales assistant' and 'admin' at a local health centre. I also get a maintenance (maintainance?) allowance every term.. .. But I survived rather happily for months without money. The problem with having money is you want to spend it.

Coupling. I have no clue how many series they're up to by now, but the first two were above average in terms of funz. Spaced is genius: bring on series 3! Teachers, the first three series, i loved. Dick & Dom In Da Bungalow is clearly the brainchild of some tripping dreams and monty phython. Mr. Bean,Blackadder, Fawlty Towers. Red Dwarf, Monty Phython, all traditional stuff. Newer stuff; Green Wing was really good, here's hoping for a series 2 sometime soon, with a nice series 1 dvd collection to go with it. Black Books is another nice little gem; Bill Bailey is a brilliant guy, and Dylan Moran's character is perversely charming to watch... Nathan Barley/BrassEye/that other Chris Morris show, more perversions of the national humour for you. Y'see, I don't always understand 'british humour' as a phrase, I mean I understand that apparantly the americans don't 'get' irony, but i don't understand. I don't think I've given much analytical thought-power to what sort of tickling any given show does. The american comedies i've come into will be known and said in this thread already. Of course, I'll emphasise on Scrubs because it's the best thing around, even if the show's ever so slightly dampened since they gave the janitor such an active role (yes i know he's hilarious but his quirks were better in smaller doses). I am a fan of the Ben Stiller franchise; clearly a formulaic routine has been plotted by the guy, but it's an equation I don't mnd casting my eyes over. Malcolm in the Middle was a classic in the making. Sometimes I think comedy shows appear to become less brilliant sheerly through their hugeness. There are so many episodes of some things, and so many more to come, it's hard to accept a new one as a Great one. Ahem. This is kinda the opposite to posting impotance... Kinda splurting all sorts of crazy shit out. It ain't pretty! There are actually few shows that can have me properly laughing, and they are usually quiz shows for some reason. I think knowing that much of what i see is spontanious means I'm far more leniant with exhaling my giggles. I find myself in some sort of smiling trance, often laughing at something I didn't even hear properly just because i KNEW it would have been funny even if i had heard it. I bet everyone's done that. Laughed along. This post is easily in the "meh too long to read" phase. Perhaps if I keep going it'll reach the "wow this post takes up my screen several times! I can't help but read sentances as I scroll down!" era. Are we there yet? So yeah, this is a bit of an essay now, SO I guess I should retort; I think I prefer british humour if only because I've been exposed to much more of it. I have seen a fair few american comedies, most of what has been mentioned here, but not a lot of it catches my attention for very long. I genuinely find that accents act as some sort of barrier to me [OK so I just typed out and then deleted a minor essay on the ways I react differfently to british and american cinema, and how easy it is to forget that americans ARE NOT BRITISH, that they are fundamentally different to me in teh same way a frenchman or japaneseman is. I think it's easy to imagine the americans as people just like me except with an accent, which I think overlooks a hell of a lot of things. I also think that me narrating that I just deleted an essay WITH AN ESSAY as the narrative is slightly hypocritical]... and so I reach my.. point. Yeah. That point in my long posts where I forget what I was writing and just decide to hit "post message" and pass the buck onto you guys. Must Try Harder.

Hows about hearing some other 'lightbulb' jokes? I only know one about screwing and the emo one.

... I like you.

.. I've lived in brighton all my life. If this is so amazing then i'd hate to see everywhere else in teh country. I hate no idea what made-up school paper you got your quotes from, but I suggest you burn down their jungle-gym. I apologise. I'm just saying that if sex is all you want then that's all you deserve*. I get the feeling that's not going to be taken how I intend it :P Maybe i just don't like the idea that you're calling 94% of my city gay slags, I don't know. Maybe I don't like the idea that I'm supposed to fit in the other 6%... * Just don't forget your jacket. The world's cold enough without more of you guys running around sucking the life out of everything.± Or something. ±I just thought° that sounded cool. °Footnotes are cool too. But this post sucks. I'm sorry.

My bestestestestsesestetsetESTestEREST friend on CE/RE is and will be ShortyBoxPants. We're so hardcore, what with our n64 pipe dreams and university jinx sessions, and numerous failed plots to take over the world via a constructive intarnet idea of some form... Uh. Yeah. He's seriously one of my best friends in the world. Sometimes i think i abuse this concreted status of his and neglect him... But that will chance NEXT SEPTEMBER WOOO.. erm. Jinxed again. Also; dukkadukka, Raining_again are nice as they post in any thread i seem to make. Wes is cool.I like his posts. To be fair i'm barely ever around so i have no chance of building any relationships with anyone, which is probably a good thing for the 'anyone' because i'd only neglect them. My relationship with the forum is odd, because i forget that it actually exists and runs all by itself even when i don't see it... Kinda like clouds. Or third world inhabitants. And the heart - Just stop and think about these things and you'll amaze yourself with the sheerity of EVERYTHING. Sorry for the tangent but I just ate pizza and i've not eaten anything all day.. there's some sort of nutrition-rush to my brain, it's pretty NEAT. Haden gets a mention because he still contacts me on msn from time to time, which is nice FEF gets a mention because we msn-it-up for a brief catch-up sesh every other month or something. I feel like i should mention more people. The joy of having a worthless opinion means i don't feel like what I say matters, and thus i feel no guilt nor power in what I say. BYE.

So what you're saying is you're abusing the system and trying to get something that legally you do not deserve? psh :P I know it's no big deal. My advice? Get your 'someone' to giveyou the thing again.

'bees around honey', I thought, is an intersting simile :P

Girls are like zombies in several respects. They suck the living out of you, they're often incomprehensible and you never EVER go hunting zombies unless you're really, really, REALLY cool. Besides, they know exactly where to find you, and all your weak points. And all the nice points too.. Hmm.. Zombies ROCK!

I have.. a number of GCSE's which i can't remember, and currently three AS completed, two to come and two A2 to come. I thiink. I also have three AS i didn't complete and one A2 i didn't complete. I WIN FOR SURE! Oh and my dad has a really massive house and EVERYTHING. check out my e-penis!