The fish

Turns out that disecting humour is fucking dull...

It's been interesting to see the Archbishop of Canterbury resign in part over the issue. It seems he was too damn a liberal for the CoE and I guess he couldn't, as I'm sure he never put it, "stand being surrounded with such fucking idiots on a daily basis."

I don't. (See what I did there? ) More seriously, gay rights and equality: I thought we already took care of this shit and agreed that discrimination is bad, so how hard can it be to allow gay marriage? As for the CoE and Catholic church, I think you all know where I stand on them. Silly irrelevant fuckers.

I don't dispute the cunt part, but don't you fucking dare call be a public school boy.

If you don't tax all alcohol, where do you draw the dividing lines?

I think a minimum price-per-unit system (at least for places with off-licences, like supermarkets) could work, but that would probably translate to a price increase for mid-range and higher quality drinks under the guise of a "quality gap". That, however, is inconvenient, while the damage done by binge-drinking is an actual problem.

Want to start one? Also: Moogle is on form tonight, and has preempted almost everything I wanted to post.

Be my guest and say what you like about Carlsberg, Stella or Coors, but if you say a bad word about high-quality foreign lager (or, for that matter, rare-but-sometimes-excellent British lager) I will wear your innards as a scarf.

Simple - English is the international language of, well, pretty much any field. If you've learnt it in English, you're in a better position from an employer's point of view than someone who didn't - technical and conversational English are quite different. Oh, and @Oxigen_Waste - you're Portugese, right? You can go to University in Scotland for free. Unlike me, due to a whole can of worms I don't want to go even within sight of.

Nuke all of Texas, probably. It's for the good of humanity.

How strange, I came in here to post my love for the song, and how it's suddenly doing so well. How did it suddenly become so popular when it came out in what, July? Also: Spotify Premium is very, very nearly as good as sex. Fact.

As mean as it sounds, I would love all 10 to be the same.

Pennsylvania has 3% income tax, so she's making about $51500 a year. Woopitiy-do?

She's making at most $50,000, and that's on private contract work (ie very, very variable - she could easily make half that, and that's part of the reason people like that charge so much). The average US salary is $50,000. Now, compare that to the UK, where it's ?24,000, and imagine some one was telling you that by making ?24,000 if you have a good year you're living the life of Riley and should earn less..

I got an offer from Sheffield Uni! Woooooo!

Turns out the US Constitution is good for something: Proposition 8 got kicked in the balls.

If it's the same one I think it is, it's a real fucker. Security Center is it's most common name and to the non-nerd it looks almost legitimate. We've had people's computers in a few times at work.

I clearned that up at work last week - you need safe mode with networking, then (in order) Rkill, TDSKiller, Malwarebytes and finally Unhide.

That is indeed awesome!

Happy birthday! Now make sure you go and do it properly, and drink far, far too much alcohol, y'hear!

Seeing as it's your mum's birthday, I'd try and avoid any confrontation - she'll probably not want the fuss even if it's for her sake. I think you should do the grown-up thing and tell him to get some manners and grow the fuck up or get the fuck out of your house.

£17.99 For that price, and as my harddrive's just come back from Seagate and I want to give my machine a treat, I can't really say no. Especially when it means I get to blow shit up.

I think we can safely conclude that Ukraine does indeed have talent. By the bucketload. That was amazing.