Serebii

Any latency would kill Mario though, and latency still exists on the Internet, unfortunately. I'd much rather have no online than gamebreaking lag.

Showing at E3, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was to come this year.

Zelda was ready to show last year, but they chose not to. They have confirmed outright that it is coming this year.

Indeed. In my view, we should get a NES, SNES and GBA game each week. Would be much better. Throw in other consoles like PC Engine, N64, Mega Drive etc. and run a rotation and it'd be even better. Just one title a week while Japan gets 2 absolute minimum, is ridiculous.

I calculated and, in number, Europe has 58% of the Virtual Console titles that Japan does. Really doesn't seem right. Japan has 143 as of April 30th Europe has 83 as of April 30th Japan gets at least 2 a week usually. We get 1 if we're lucky. Nintendo of Europe and Nintendo of America need to sort it out, and fast. I'm grumpy. Sure, many of them are ones that never came out of Japan, but many were localised like Super Punch-Out, Secret of Mana, Wario Land 4 etc. and aren't here yet.

No GBA games this week, just Castlevania II: Simon's Quest

Pic of the day. The Assist Trophy, Midna! This is the 3DS version. She's going to grab and throw things all over the place. Her uncontrollable, whimsical nature remains intact.

Way to lower the tone :p

Indeed. The perfect woman for someone could want a beard shaved into the shape of a yo-yo.

Wasn't it recently "scientifically" proven that beards are only attractive to females when they're uncommon, which is not the case these days?

You'd be surprised. I saw complaints about the style of graphics of X & Y throughout last year.

Must resist urge to bring out the huge list of why that's a terrible idea :p Even if it did, it wouldn't have realistic graphics like that. They showed, with X & Y and in their desires as stated by interviews, that they aim to match Sugimori's artwork style which is almost anime style, so it'd be more like Ni No Kuni, which would cause people to moan at how they're not bothering to do it right.

I don't have to worry about it, that's the thing :p

Because before too long, I'll be old, have a broken hip, a walking stick, a zimmerframe and be constantly asking "What did he say?" while watching movies.

I like looking young. Much better than looking old. It's nice to be mistaken for a late teenager/early 20s person.

What an unusual topic haha Simple. Trevenant Actually been raising one lately and it's good and annoying to opponents. I can remember the hype in the build up to it before we got the first picture (we only went via second hand reports from the trailer). Then we got the trailer weeks later It's also pretty brutal according to the Pokédex: It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest, so they can never leave. Now, let's get the Pokédex entry of its pre-evolution, Phantump According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest. Pokémon can really be brutal and dark... Though really, these are spirits possessing trees and stumps, but it counts :p

When I say go out, I mean social occasions or instances where I may interact with people. I'm going to look like crap jogging regardless :p If the weather's terrible, I do it inside while watching TV with my Wii Fit Meter in my pocket. Gets the job done too

We're on a forum to discuss Nintendo games. Clearly realism isn't the most important thing to us :p

I only bother washing it when I go out, which as said before, is once or twice a week, so I'm good in that department Though it's foolishly very short at the moment anyway, so it doesn't matter. Can't wait to get more length back.

Actually found a girl who liked Nintendo & Pokémon on one recently, but after I responded to her response, I've heard nothing. I didn't even get to the "I own Serebii.net" bit. Pity.

For me, it's tricky. I do over an hour of jogging or other aerobic or anaerobic exercise each day to keep trim. Obsessive, perhaps, but having been on both ends of the scale, I much prefer being thin than 18 stone again. Other than that, I don't do much else. I shave every time I go out of the house, so every few days or so. If I shave too soon though, I cut my face up a lot. Don't use any post shave stuff as my skin manages it rather well. I still get ID'd for stuff you need to be 18 for, always on a night out and often when I'm getting my parent's death-sticks which is rather nice seeing as I'm almost 28. Hell, people often think that I'm like 23 but look younger (because they know I'm older than 18). Only issue I really have are from the dark under my eyes, but have had that since I was 15. Will test @Goron_3's advice though, that may help. I've also taken to using some moisturiser here and there. I just have a fear that if I start using these things, the body will start to get used to it and stop doing things itself and thus, when I stop taking it, I'll look like a very old wallet.

Filesize is apparently 4.9GB

They've resolved it

Child of Light is out on Wednesday

Getting Stick it to the Man on Thursday.