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Loved the reviews Jimbob and Dannyboy! Epic 3 parter was ace. Didn't think I'd get through it all but you're just so darned watchable!

Haha no offence at all! In fact, negative offence as I'm overjoyed someone finds my messy mop cool! I've been gradually going grey since I was 15. It's not actually quite as bad as it looks in that video, I think a lot of it is the light. I am however still quite grey. Also: Comedy Rainbow.

This is some hilarious shit.

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Did someone mention SPAMBOTS?

@ReZourceman YES! Would have been so good for Thorpe. Let's have a brainstorm for a suitably offensive design and DO THIS. Also, MadDog what's the new Marina album like? Loooovvved the first one.

Sorry, the position has been filled. Oh no, vacant again. Nope, sorry... Filled. Vacant. Filled. Vacant. Filled. ...

This is probably the gayest thing I've seen in a long time. Thorpe was fricking amazing though. Truly spermtastic.

SIMPLY REVEAL MORE GOSSIP ISSUE 6! HOT! NOW! FASHION!

Character actor? That was just me under a pseudonym letting you know how I really feel.

Please just do yourself a favour and take ten minutes out of your day to watch this. The most heart-warming, sweet thing I've seen in a very long time. A mini-documentary about an 8 year old boy who has built his own arcade out of cardboard boxes and what happens when a flashmob group decides to surprise him and visit his arcade en masse. This kid is fucking awesome.

Best. Post. Ever. Ah fair enough. That's pretty logical. Remove Vote. Until someone more cleverererer than I am comes up with something.

I'm not 100% on this but I think somebody asked me whether I was town or not during my hyper day and I replied town. As anyone who's been hyper knows, you must tell the truth whilst hyper. I know the drunken thing isn't exactly useful or beneficial to town but it's not exactly that helpful to mafia either. As far as my PM is concerned, only 50% of words must be spelt incorrectly along with the hiccupping and burping. No idea how two people were targetted on night one. The power also gives someone a hangover the following day if they are a smaller fruit than myself. Lynch me if you like, I perfectly understand as my power is fairly useless and annoying but know that you are lynching a fellow townie. EDIT: Also as far as sending in 'no target', I missed a couple of times through being way too busy with other commitments but my PM is worded in a way that makes it sound like I shouldn't be 'no targetting'. I'm gonna Vote: Heroicjanitor as I have no idea how he's survived this far and I think there's something to 'The Grapes' voting for him.

I am a Vodka Watermelon. I targetted Eevil today. I'm town but literally my only power is that I make somebody drunk the next day.

You are on a ROLL, dawg!

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I like to bounce. Let's bounce, Yvonne. :bouncy:

I personally love it.

"Wanna see a magic trick? Sit on my lap and I shall mysteriously levitate you."

Have a wicked cool super awesome day!

Just absolutely stunning. Extreme jealousy is radiating from my very being. Get this finished and snap yourself up a publishing deal sharpish. Reminds me of Shaun Tan and I fucking LOVE Shaun Tan.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! MY MAIN MAN R-DAWG!!!!!!! OMG! No. I was COMPLETELY and UTTERLY useless and targetted NOOOoOBOOOOOODdDYYYYy11111!! So The Grapes sent me a box of Satsumas WHICH I ATE CAUSE THEY TASTED OMG SO FUCKING GOOOOOOOOD! But now i'm ALLLLL FREAKIIING HYPPPEREPREPRPERERERERRERERERRE! cause of the sugars. innit. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I thiiiiink I'll vote heroicjanitor cause we like REAALLLLLLLLLLYYL SUPER DUPER DEE DUPER WHOOPER need to be more proactive. AND because his RADIoACTIVE YELLOW SCRIBBBBLE DEE DOO DAHS are REAAAAAALLLLLY hurting my eyes dudes.

NO! BOUNCE TWICE :bouncy: THREE TIMES :bouncy: JUST DON'T STOP BOUNCCCIIINNNNGGG!!! :bouncy::bouncy: :bouncy::bouncy: :bouncy::bouncy: :bouncy::bouncy: :bouncy::bouncy: :bouncy::bouncy: :bouncy::bouncy: :bouncy::bouncy: :bouncy::bouncy:

I meant Senor Grapes! OMG!!! :bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy: BOUNCE! WITH ME! HEY. GYPSY CARAVANS ARE A LOVELY SOURCE OF ENVIRONMENTAL WELL BEING IN THIS MODERN DYSTOPIAN AGE OF INSANITY. or something. Can I just borrow a cup of sugar instead?