Surrealist
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Polish 18-month-old runs over family members in car
Surrealist replied to Tony_Montana's topic in General Chit Chat
Damn evil, plotting, scheming babies. I knew they had it in for us grown-ups! -
"The house's poltergeist liked to tip over his books when he was looking the other way"
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Have you had a haircut, or is it just too dark to see your flowing locks?
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Hahaha, trust me to get yours Supergrunch. Sucks, 0/10, no meaning, I hate it. You SUCK! Ok, really, I quite like it. 8/10
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This is good, quite dark as well, which I like.
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Never heard of them, are they still fairly small-time or am I just ignorant?
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I love the cynical British voice. Makes me so happy when I use it/hear it. (Btw, I'm not American saying "I loooove your accent", I just love that kind of sarcastic tone, makes me fuzzy all over).
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kopo. Hmmmm. Kooooooooooo-po. Yes. I like the quick, bouncy way you can say it (don't know where the hell it comes from though). However I am annoyed by the fact that there's no capital "k" (yes, I'm an English geek ). 8/10
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Those Emmenthal ones that are on before ITV "mystery Dramas". STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING PUNS!
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I f00kin' love The Boosh. Got the radio series on my iPod, and I the forst series was great. I was kinda upset with the second series, as it used much more crude humour, which didn't really suit the style. I have to say I preferred Garth Marenghi's Darkplace though, pure comedy genius. Actually, I've been told I act like Howard Moon, which isn't exactly a compliment...
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Thankyou. +Rep for you my friend.
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Damn you and your wit! Damn you! Shit. *runs* Man, that was some bad shellfish...
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Yes we do. Not that I'd know about it. I'm a man. Shit. *runs*
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Barbecued steak, beans and jacket potatoes. Bit burned, but otherwise tasty. 8/10
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+1 Rep just for wearing that kilt. That rules.
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For work experience reasons, I'll say the Times. But it's really the Guardian. :p
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Phil Tufnel's loan adverts. *Shudders* "So Jenny, 'oo was that?" *Kills Phil Tufnel*
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Anyone else think that sounds weird?
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"The bassist found it hilarious when the guitarist shoved his guitar up the singer's arse"
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Get stories on dancing hamsters! Pogoing iguanas! Baseball playing fish!
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I hate scaremongering. Damn scaremongers. Yep.
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Yeah, dabookerman, your pictures scare me. You are truly menacing. *runs* EDIT: Well, at least your second one.
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Well look at Mr. Witty. And yes, yes they do
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That was one looooong post. The sad thing is, I agreed with most of it
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If they'd hit, they would have been shit scared and run away, unless they were really 'ard