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Pat and Peggy were a great laugh and I expected Heather to name her baby George Michael tbh. Imagine if it was a girl? Georgina Michelle, lmao. I'm actually interested in who the baby's daddy is, lol.

Eastenders- Tuesday's I usually hate Eastenders yet it seems I can't stop watching it. It's like watching a car crash in front of my eyes. Tonight's episode was actually quite funny to be honest. It wasn't bad. 7/10

No-one's ever on when I'm on, lmao. I have incredibly bad timing.

I didn't think Rikki would go this week to be honest, it should have been Lloyd (my first choice would obviously be the twins but I think they're gonna stay even though they really shouldn't) but I think blonde guy is lucky he has the girl's vote because he wasn't good at all. I could say the same with Jamie Afro...I just don't understand him. At all. What do people like about him? I might be the only one who like Miss Frank. Dagenham Stace was awesome singing 'At Last', she was awesome. Also, did anyone see Rachel fall over...AGAIN! She fell over when she found out Dannii was mentoring her and she fell over again when Whitney came in the room. I bet she could trip over thin air :p but she has an amazing voice. Twins should quit the show because they have to know they're just being kept in to be humiliated. I mean, compared to most of these acts, they think they're going to win this? Shame really, the parents should have said they can't sing

"I'M MUNCHING ON CHOCOLATE BARS!!!" "You're not!" lmao.

I thought I'd revive this thread... My most embarrassing incident? I fall over countless times, lol. It was Prom Night and everyone was dancing and having fun and everyone was hyper. Anyways, we all sat down because the Head Boy and Head Girl were doing this awards ceremony. My mate Ste sat next to me and so did Vicky. They started announcing them when they said "Funniest person of the School of 2001 goes to...Jake". Ste literally jumped in the air and stood on his chair and went "WOO! GO JAKE!" and started jumping then he started to fall over so he grabbed my chair and took me down as well. Everyone thought it was ME who stood up and jumped so I got laughed at for four-five days. It was settled though when we had video evidence that it wasn't me, lmao. If you could live ANYWHERE in the world, where would you live I would live in New York, no idea why but I love the life of the city over there. From the pictures I've seen, I think it looks great at night when all the lights are on.

The Sopranos- The complete fifth season It just gets better and better. Gripping stuff. I'm on the last season, I'll be sad when it comes to the last episode 10/10 Ugly Betty- Last night's It was alright at the start and then it just got boring. 4/10

I jumped out of my bed and I got dressed, making sure I remembered what he said. I had to warn them, I just had to. They were in danger, what else could I do? I ran downstairs and I went into the kitchen where I saw my parents sitting around the table eating their cereal. Both of them smiled and greeted me but then their warm welcome was soon shot with an upset and worried look on their faces aimed at me. "Are you OK, son?" My dad asked. "Yeah, you look ill. Anything bothering you." Mom said. I looked at them, I didn't want this but I'm seriously worried. At least they'd be warned. "I'm...not OK." I grabbed a chair and I sat down. "I'm being followed by some maniac. He won't leave me alone." I told them. "He said he knows you!" My parents stood up and crowded around me to offer support. "Who is he?" My dad asked. "F-Freddy. That's all he told me. He told me to tell you he's back. To tell every parent in Springwood he's back." My mom started to cry and my dad looked at me in disgust. "Is this some sick fucking joke?! Freddy's dead!" My dad started shouting at me. "I'm not finding this funny. That man is a fucking animal, how dare you make shit like this up!" he raised his voice to me. "I'm not, I swear!" I said to him. "ENOUGH! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!" He screamed at me. I ran upstairs and got some clothes out and started to pack my backpack. I ran downstairs. "I'm going to school!" I said. I didn't get anything but I heard my mother sobbing. I just walked out the door. I needed to tell the others. Let's hope they believe me. So, the teenager survived the dream...only four more left... ----- NOTE: The game will still be running but when it comes to November 1st, it might not carry on for a month since I am participating in NaNoWriMo. I will still try to do it but if you don't hear from this game for so long, you know why.

I won't because I could seriously give or take the stuff you mentioned. Now if you said Butterkist toffee popcorn, then that would be different But yeah, it's willpower! If you put your mind to it, you can do it! :p

I'm still game but my story has changed. It's going to be a sort of fantasy book which is going to be in a series of five (hopefully) so I'll be set for this for five years. Thing is, I have absolutely no idea what to call it. I want to call it 'The ______ Chronicles: [name of the book]' I'm sure it'll come to me as soon as I start writing :p

It's wholemeal bread...isn't it? Because that's what I thought it was...

Thanks. I have skimmed so it's cool. I'll try to get the nimble bread though but it's good to know if I can't get it then it's OK I'll keep a record on my blog of how I'm doing. I think I'll start tomorrow.

This plan looks great and I will definitely try it out but I have two questions and it's about the breakfast and lunch. The breakfast question is can I eat Special K? because I'm really not keen on porridge or cornflakes much. About the lunch, I know you said that we have to eat nimble bread but my family eat 50/50 bread, can this be used as a substitute to the nimble bread? Otherwise, the rest is an awesome plan

I'm very interested in this. One thing, I don't really want to change what I eat because I eat very healthily as it is. I would love to hear about the exercising and other stuff though, sounds like a success. Anything to help, I just want to lose some weight, lol.

Saw It was on the telly...it would be rude not to . You'd all probably guess what my score is. 10/10 Saw II Loved it. As Slaggis said, sometimes the Eric Mathews storyline was boring but still, very enjoyable. 9/10 I heard about Surrogates being crap and I was thinking of watching it, is it really that bad? lol.

5 minutes and 18 seconds with 19 deaths. The damn gravity one got me about ten deaths, lmao.

OK, time for a MASSIVE laugh. (Embedding is disabled but click on the video because it's WELL worth a watch!) This has to be the funniest video of the year. It's hilarious! I watched it last night and when they performed this, I was crying with laughter. The middle bit is the best part in the entire video!!! The cushion was covering my face, trying to stifle the laughter. It's cringeworthy and hilarious. This is too funny to miss, I absolutely laughed my head off when my mate showed me this. Weirdly enough, even though I hate it, I love it at the same time. There's a video on how to do the dance (which basically consists of showing your right hand first, then left, then putting both on your head and wiggling round then jumping in the middle and repeat....if you can call it a dance)

That Jaffa Cake Cake looks absolutely awesome. Happy Birthday

I found out about that today, had no idea about half of the game, lmao. I've never played an RPG like this before, it's more interesting now. I like it more than I did yesterday now I understand it alot better than I did. It should have been a lot more clearer on how to do stuff. It's still not fantastic but it's gone from good to very good verging on great in my books. So I'm gonna give it 7/10. Knowing me, I'm gonna get hooked by this. I heard Oblivion is supposed to be a lot better...I was thinking about getting that but I'll get that after playing this.

I haven't played it for that long. I've just gone out into the world and I'm in a school where 5 enemies all attack me at once and I blatantly shoot one of them in the head seven times and he's still living yet when I throw a punch or someone punches me, I die or half their life is taken away. WTF is that all about? lol. I'm gonna play it a little more today, see what I think. But yeah, my mates said the achievements for the game is fun to do so I'm gonna try and get those.

Benidorm- Episode 3 A little funny, not as funny as the others. Love Madge! I especially love this clip: "Oi! You!" "You talking to me?" "Yes I'm talking to you Miss 'Butter wouldn't melt in me knickers'!" LMAO! Classic!

Oh yeah, lmao. What made me type Charlie? I knew his name was Bradley, lol. Anyway, edited! :p

Fallout 3 After many of my friends have constantly told me Fallout 3 is a brilliant game, I asked one of my friends kindly to let me borrow it to which he said "Yeah" which made me happy. However, when I got home and put it in my 360, I experienced something different to everyone else. I didn't think it was all that yet everyone thinks it's fantastic. I mean, sure the graphics are fantastic and the gameplay is quite cool and I'm in the middle with the storyline but HOW THE HELL CAN YOU STILL BE ALIVE AFTER SEVEN GUNSHOTS TO THE HEAD YET DIE AFTER ONE PUNCH???? It riddles me!!! I hate games like that but I don't particularly hate Fallout 3...yet. I'm at the start at the moment so it's unfair of me to judge just yet but at the moment, I'm not liking it THAT much. It's alright though...it could be a Godfather 2 case for me (hated it at the start and got addicted as the game progressed). At the moment though, it gets 5.5/10 from me.

I know the whole point of this thread but this thread has started to make me wonder what you all look like, lol. Oh, and it's Bradley from Eastenders and, because of your avatar, that's the first ginger I think of

I learned the entire dance! Get ready for Thrill the World on October! I do it almost every year. You can also learn the dance here too if you're interested http://www.thrilltheworld.com/ (I think it might be the biggest Thrill the World yet now. It starts on Sunday 25th October.)