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Lol. Just lol. You can't win the Premier League when you're in the Championship mate.

Come you masters of war You that build the big guns You that build the death planes You that build all the bombs You that hide behind walls You that hide behind desks I just want you to know I can see through your masks. You that never done nothin' But build to destroy You play with my world Like it's your little toy You put a gun in my hand And you hide from my eyes And you turn and run farther When the fast bullets fly. Bob Dylan - Masters of War

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He's going to hit them like a retard. Because he is one.

I've find out a bit about Miss bayonetta, she has a tendency to hang around the bargain bins these days, so I wouldn't think much about such a deal. You could get better offers on certain Manchester roads.

Well they overshadow yours, that much is certain.

4/10 No thanks, seems a few miles into the generic ruumb side of things. --- Audio

Boss?... Well, now, let me see. I don't have any idea what that means. I know what you think it means, Ronald. To me it's just a made-up word. A politician's word so that farcical, consumer raping, bleak-smiled pricks like yourself can wear a yellow suit and big red shoes...and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry about cumming in that burger because we'd ran out of mayo? There's not a day that goes by I don't feel remorse for the sauce. Not because I'm in here or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then...a young, dumb, barely living off mum nerdy stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him. Tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone...and this old, failed man, consigned to community fast food service work, is all that's left. I got to live with that. Boss? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your forms, Ron, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth... ...I can't tell the difference between Big Macs and horse-shit.

I BET you don't have the temerity to say that when you see mine and Rez' Unch montage. Just you dare bled, just you dare. Plus, you're missing an apostrophie (sp?lulz) and an 'e'.

Just goes to show it can't be that hard.

Turns out I still have my level 50 character data so... Utterly tempting. Wouldn't know which duulc to buy though, seeing as one raises cap to 60, this one goes to 70. Do you need both? Is it worth buying both for their expansionisms? It's just that buying the game and some duulc is expensive, but seeing my character, and the awesome weapons, is quite a draw. Hmmm. Vegas > Mag > Borderlands is my priority list right now. But as Christmas approaches who knows what's gonna change. I suspect impulse decisions are on the way.

I personally thought the last two episodes were a triumph. The directors of the first 2 eps and the last 2 eps were different, which may explain why perhaps some of you didn't like the closing of the series. However, the drama was good, there were some pretty funny moments, and I actually don't mind that it's been left with loose ends. I disagree totally with the movie idea. For me the plot wouldn't have had enough downtime, it worked well as an hourly showing for a few weeks. The first parrot scene in ep 3 was very funny, one of the greater highlights.

I was going to watch this when the first season aired on BBC, but didn't think it was worth spending time with it, despite The Radio Times write-up being so sky-high positivity wreckage ball Yarmouth. So I haven't been watching the new series that's been on recently. And then I read at the back of The Radio Times that they've been repeating series 1... How the fuck was I meant to know? Plus it's too late for me to iplayer/record series/see the damn thing without spending moniez. Urgh. Unless you can tell me otherwise. But I'm not torrenting.

Mega Man 10 is the hardest game I've ever played. Seriously, avoid it if you're even a slightly average player. If you're below average now, and you're downloading it, just get a knife and put it through your gullet to save yourself 20 minutes of suicide-inducing frustration.

I'm going to buy the game because Daft just bought it. Nah, I've just got the urge for it again, should have popped that extra fiver against Tekken 6 to get this, I can imagine it being fun. The issues killed the beta, but the amount of fixes and stuff must've made it smooth enough to be awesome. Not sure when it'll be in my chops, but I'll make sure to join my best friend, Chode, by picking Raven.

Enjoy the veal mealdeal festeal and all that razmataz. Hope the rollercoasters match the ones in your fantasy wank-bank. Avoid mozzies like the plague... Uhm. Just, do shit and spend a lidl, live a lot. In all likelihood, the dollar will have deflated in value, allowing yourself to raise your minimum Drafts game by one squash doctor.

To all normal people out there, Rez will have an Unch Montage up in a few weeks (bet you can't wait) , featuring online plays from both him and me. It's going to be rape, and basically showcases some of the stuff that makes us so elite. Obviously there's a ton of shit we should have but didn't save, but it's still utterly enjoyable.

Kinda, yeah. From ND website: Intriguing, although I'm not that bothered about the 1 day playlist ---------- This is more interesting, from the comments section of that article (Arne is a community ND employee): Quad cash would be lol. But it'll probably be something different entirely.

^ Not sure that Daily is worth analysing to such a degree. Most of the time the reviews are so wish-washy/thin/diluted/non-detailed/vague/generally devoid of actual content, I may as well be listening in on a potato's review (it's full of carbohydrate filler). But very good episode. Lots of little funny things that aren't at all worth mentioning. Like the tangent part. And the "where do I start?" 1) from last episode. Yeah, those.

I enjoeuay. (subtle tenchar)

Cheers. But I'm surprised you guys doubted I hadn't seen them :P But yeah, what to say really? > I wonder if that's a redesign of Capelli or not, unsure of whether both modellings share the same scar. The grims look pretty cool this time round, seems to be a lot of reappearences (as expected) of old chimeran strains. Surprised there hasn't been any concepts of the Cloven race yet, I think they'll play a major role, seeing as they haven't yet, but have been lying dormant in the sub-plottage. Those effects are very cool, but I can't see them being anything more than concepts. The vibe you get from this work and the trailer is nothing like I've seen in an actual videogame. Maybe the colour filters just don't work out well for constant gameplay, even though I reckon it'd look awesome. None of this is official yet though is it? Even though 99% chance this is real, the way it was leaked is strange, and Insomniac 'no comment'-ed. Blah, imma shurrup. Bytehway, R2 nailed the setting, it's just the actual environment design choices were poor, and there wasn't enough detail. The American Dream years, with all the 50s cars and feel-good cafeterias are fantastic areas for an alien invasion, and lore/propaganda is far more interesting than what it could have have been in R1, i.e. a drab Britain.

Sorry to cash in on the situation, but if anyone could find me a good pair in the region of £50 that would be most splendid.

Teh Winrar 2000.

Lololoooooooooooooooollll. I bought it, and the game kicks my ass.I'm playing it on normal, and I've failed to even reach a boss yet. Seriously, it's hardcore retro stuff. I like it. I love the whole boss jumping into the screen and taunting when you start a level, old school memories ftw.