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I don't want to gain 'experience points' by touching kids. It's wrong.

As I've said before, where do you find these people, and why do you care about their opinions? I don't get the concept of it being 'fashionable' to slate a videogame console in real life conversation. You're just magicking people up. That, or you affiliate with some really strange people, which is equally if not more likely, or you only know Internet people. Also, what storm? You talking about consolediscussionsforcunts.com? Or something like IGN I take it? When you see a member called 'PS3gr4fixAwsum' and they say 'Wii is shit only gays play mario and it haz bad grafix ha', your blood, Zesty Melon, starts boiling. You're not going to convince any of these 'fanboys' (i.e. fanboys like you, but on the 'opposite team') that the Wii is worth anything, or is a serious competitor, or whatever. Even if you shove scientific evidence that the Wii has graphically amazing and complex games down the gullets of your dumbass enemies (they are makeshift btw), they won't have changed their opinions, and they'll still piss you off. They'll still piss you off because you give a shit, and so you'll always be a sad, unintelligent twat, trying to keep yourself happy with sales figures (utterly pathetic), and endlessly trying to win a battle against anonymous, equally unintelligent bellends who are just as bad. Almost. I'm just imagining you having this argument frequently at Primary School, and the bigger kids don't like the Wii, and they shoot you down for it. This has probably caused the psychological problems. I think a lot of people from the Other Consoles board on N-Europe, way back when, said that the controller was great for certain things, but ultimately limited in many regards. That hasn't changed with either of the Move or Kinect revelations, but they're still interesting products worth being intrigued by. I'm guessing the literal cloth-wetting point is anecdotal. Hypocritical... Seeing as you're basing your perception of this N-E board on consolediscussionsforcunts.com , there's no point in acknowledging this part of your post. But I will, just to forward my intolerance so members like Kav know what entity I'm dealing with here. Basically you say it's hypocritical that everyone here at Other Consoles is bumming alternative motion control, but they haven't said this at all. On the contrary, very few people actually realised exactly when the Move was coming out, me included, and the reception has been far from ecstasy. Like Choze, you just make shit up and expect no-one to notice, because it sounds plausible in your own little fucked up world. ...so that I feel better about my life, and my future prospects, or something. Yeah but you're not here for that. What's there to say? The thing is, I'm not sure why I'm writing all this because if you haven't understood how desperate you are by now, you're not going to have the brains to understand this post either, and realise you should move on. I forgive you if you're 8 years old. I'm pleading for you to tell me that you are. Otherwise, Zest, seek medical attention immediately. I'm guessing you played the demo, so there's no need to inform you that it's shite, even though I just did. Edit @ Aimless: Personally, I think originally Move was going to have a later launch, with a more credible game library. When Kinect was announced, Sony probably rushed the product out to avoid the clash. Microsoft would've had a landslide, with their budget.

Dead bug show Lulz, poor fella. And yeah, that isn't technically a pun but I enjoy. Thanks for finally making the much-demanded hax-flip slo-mo/montage

Well you've got to marvel at the fact he only rears his ugly head when it makes himself feel, I dunno, warm inside? I think it's funny personally, and it works better that he only posts on the odd occasion, but at least grant me the liberty to call him a cunt. It's no skin off my back if he calls me one, because his desperation is crystal clear, and it's a forum. It's like me going to the Wii board once every year and posting something akin to: 'was it just me that noticed that the average Nintendo game scored a 6.5/10, whilst first party Sony titles got a 9/10 average?'. Except, get this, without the irony. What everyone fails to see is that this isn't a case of rivalry (how could it be unless you're a thickshit?) , it's just pointing out how unintentionally bemusing the Meringue can be.

Local Spar, although I'm not even sure it's technically a 'Spar' anymore. I'll get back to you on that one. If you're living in a city then I'm guessing you aren't going to find fulfilment on this scale though. I love Coca Cola.

The difference between me and Zechs: I do it for the Lilt, he doesn't. His life revolves around getting kicks via posting positive Wii stats, as if when he tugs a fact from the net, he's tugging a Playstation voodoo doll, that harms all owners of the system. No-one gives a shit, but he still tries, and I can only applaud the kid for it.

Today =

It isn't fanboyism. (Well, Cooky probably is a bit but we'll forgive him that) I just like to jeer at such a tool. You know, belittle him a tad? Who cares if he got a reaction, I just like to swear at him. I'm dying to know his age though.

I didn't know it was out either. It's less understated than the 'Go. Depending on whether Socom/Killzone work with it really well, I may pick one up. It could be a good year or two before it seems worth it, if it ever does flourish. Staying old-school pad stylie is the way to go for now though, even if prices for controllers barely fluctuate over time. Just gimme New Vegas and wash my memories of motion away. He's never been anything but a cunt...

Don't flatter him with the word 'troll', he's just an idiot. Zealot Merkin, I concede defeat. You win this time! May we Playstation owners smite you another day, for we know there is only one console, and we know it would be sin to play them all! ---- (He's such a weird subject)

In all seriousness Aimless, I think a congratulations is in order! WELL DONE!

I'm thrilled for you, I really am.

Go on UNCH, you're good at plunder and I want to winblog.

Some HDMI cables just don't work unfortunately. Whilst it may be your TV (I'm not an expert on the issue) I'd advise you just to get a standard one from eBay, which you can easily find sub-£5.

Tekken Tag Tournament 2 haz been announced. Seeing as Tag 1 was amazing, this is great news. Thing is, I bought Tekken 6, and I haven't played it at all/thought it was shit. As documented before. So I'm torn. http://www.gametrailers.com/video/tgs-10-tekken-tag/704864

What do people think about the seeming likelihood of MGS5 being made, and being made by Kojima?

I'm insulted that you find rape to be subject of humour. Rape just isn't funny when you're on the receiving end (which you all will be if I'm invited - hint).

If you're going to attempt to shorten it, that would be the means. However, obviously I'm not going to say that when I'm referring to my own boyfriend. Diageo hates it when I do that.

I struggle to understand how you cannot love the video. The goat double take, the accent, the plain honest euphoria. There's at least 5 'snigger-trigger' phrases. The guy is amused by knives FFS!

It should be 'boof/buuf' Anyway,basically this is massively coincidental, because there's 50,000 players online daily, and we happened to spot Echo. If you do the numbers, that's a 1 in 50,000 chance (if you're including me an Rez), narrowed even further by the fact that we don't read every opponent/team name. We also found Madeleine McCann. It took ages. I have the utmost empathy for the Portuguese police. Seriously guys, cut them some slack.

I don't see anything wrong with the passes, you must all be shite/lazy/have no hands, all they've done is precisioned it up by 1 sheath. And there seems to be more space to do stuff. That's all I can really tell, other than the fact play seems a bit more lively off the ball. Plus, headers/crossing are more fruitful. Wingplay used to be utterly pointless on Fifa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI_9RIZFi04

Ashley, don't cry.

Irl lol is just an appreciative term for something that's mildly funny/amusing, so you acknowledge its worth. It ain't no literal acronym, that's why it's used on msn and shizzle. That video is something else.