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I couldn't care less if Google caught me in my affair with Ray Winston's dog. Let them spy I say, what're they gonna do, come down and kick my door in?

Is the idea of this all to explore these random worlds, building multiple homes in order to do so? It's a bit shit if you have to spawn miles away from your civilisation.

And something that is awesome? ...

Haha, that reminds me when we were at the end of Sanctuary, just pissing around. Then you had the temerity to start shooting at me, and I said something like 'well if you want to make it a deathmatch situation I'm more than adept at kicking your ass in that field'. They should blates make Unch 3 purely online co-op with 50 levels or something insane. The lolz would be immense. It would be like what they say on the X-Factor; a journey!

I'd find that funny if it was remotely near to the truth. (I found it funny anyhow) (Because it was such a ridiculously bullshit claim) (I kid)

That's the funniest trailer I've ever seen. I can just imagine a detester of games watching it thinking 'what is this shit? And what's with the epic music?!'

Yeah you can only get those kills online. The online trophies in the game are actually very good. Bar that shit. You ain't seen nothin' yet boy. I can think of a lot of those sorts of trophies. My nightmare one came in Wipeout HD: It was called Bling Brigade, and you have to have the Chrome racing skin on (unlocked by completing the game) and you have to be in a game where all other 7 racers are using it. There's literally 0 chance this will occur in any game you find online, leaving the only the option to search on message boards for other frustrated kents, get them all online at the same time and get them to join your party and hope they'll all follow the instructions to get the trophy properly. It took a lot of graft. The Wipeout Fury add-on trophies are fantastiche though. Actually, they pretty much all are. Although there's another trophy that requires you to eliminate a bazillion opponents, which is very queer.

What a dignity sink. Now seems the perfect moment to state my point of view on Kinect: Crock of shite.

'Ing-lish'. Like that.

Just reading that made me cry. Stuff like that, with a reliance on luck as well as skill in the moment.... Urgh, the conditions for that have to be ridiculously perfect.

The people who rated Prat Gin-fest were lying. The only thing it had was an art style. Suggesting it to others, for me, would be sin. It's a disgrace.

He didn't highlight Twat Incest, presumably because it is SHIT. I wouldn't even recommend many of 'Hat's games. PixelJunk shooter is really average. Even my suggestion, Shatter, is run-of-the-mill material. Earthworm Jim?! Really 'Hat? Poor man's Rayman with AIDS virus. Get WiP3ouT

I like how great achievements aren't hard to think of, and yet there's probably someone on the team that gets paid to do so, and makes them shit. If you want bad trophies, look no further than Socom Confrontation. My least favourite is the BFBC2 multiplayer one. Most of the trophies are pretty cool, but there's one called demolition man, where you have to kill 20 people by collapsing buildings onto the heads of enemies. It's bloody hard trying to force this, and I gave up for a few months just thinking it'd get completed itself. I've played online tons, and always use RPGs etc, and through natural play for days worth I racked up 5. Why did they make the number 20?! It's so frickin' difficult. You just don't go in buildings with only a couple of walls left, plus, if they're coming down, there's a sound that telegraphs the event to all of those in danger, so you virtually have to be a retard to not escape. However, over the past few days I've somehow managed to get 10 of these kills, bringing my total to 17, and even a couple of those somehow cropped up from glitches. Hunting for this trophy comes at the expense of any enjoyment, because you have to use a crummy class setup to make the task 'easy' to do. It's just a fucking piss take. You get raped in your attempts and there's a high chance that a couple hours of work at it will be fruitless. Every other trophy was done months ago, this one has just been festering, preventing me from that juicy platinum. Oh yeah, a kind of rubbish/insanely hard trophy: Complete Mega Man 10 without losing a single point of damage. You'd think you'd get 5 billion platinums for doing that. No. Just a silver.

This is why Insomniac win. http://insomniacgames.com/blogcast/podcasts/entry/1557600 A video about their development of R2. They're very in touch with the whole feedback community thing, and they clearly show a great understanding. Plus, there's a funny at the end.

Niiice. Also, I don't get the Goafer Galaxy one. It's damn cool, but wutufuh? Reminds of of someting BBC 1 would use between programmes.

Nothing really. All I could suggest is Shatter, weird brick breaker with fantabulous music (it's worth it just so you can skim over the game icon in the XMB). Then I guess Guardian of Light, recently released, would be a great shout. I really liked the demo, and everyone here seems to have enjoyed it. Plus from what I gather it has a good deal of replayability. Of course if you haven't got Wipeout HD (iirc you do though) then insta-buy. As well as the Fury expansion. Becase Resistance 3 is going to fucking rape. KZ3 is going to have another boring campaign, feature the same sluggish pace. Resistance is more accesssible, frantic, inherently more interesting, has 20x more interesting weapons and backstory, 20x more awesome locales, and is made by Insomniac, who are the best developers out there when it comes to honouring fans with little winful details. I just have a feeling about this one. Quite literally mind-blowing potential. I know exactly what I'm getting with KZ3, a nice looking, explosive tactical multiplayer mode. Doctored images? Riggght. Firstly why would you give a shit if they were edited? Two, they were just to showcase the theme of the game and weren't intended to hide or deceive as there was no reason to.

SEMEN EVERYWHERE Gameinformer are doing a detail blowout in next week's issue. Campaign and character details, as well as weapon system details etc etc OMHax!

As much as I deserve to play this beta more than anyone else, I'm not paying £12, especially seeing as I may not even get a code.

I had an NDE, whereby I was shot at. Turned out it was just a car backfire, but it made me think about life differently.

Bin the PSP?

This vid makes me contemplate getting this. I wish something would replace my shooter bumming, but alas, it'll take a lot for them to grow old. Black ops or this?

Yeah I thought someone would correct me on that (and rightly). And did you make that, or did someone else have the idea? Lul.

I'm absolutely fine with that, you actually don't know how fine I am with that sentiment. Hunky-dorey by my standards.

Reminded me of this