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The casting is the thing that saves The I.T Crowd. Richard Ayoade as Mossy is brilliant and Christopher Morris as Denholm make the show. All the others are pretty poorly cast and are actually annoying if given a lot of screen time, but those two alone are reason enough to tune in. Mossy is fantastic and uses that brilliant voice that he had in Garth Merenghi's Dark Places (The best comedy series channel 4 have ever produced).

Most people actually over sleep. Where the body has its wanted amount of sleep and has rested, but you dose on regardless, then when you wake up you feel grocky/more tired than when you slept. >< - I hate that. I took sleeping pills for over two years, and had a very strange and horrible ordeal coming off them. I suffered from insomnia because of shit at home back when i was 15/16. Really affected me. Ah well, I try and get about 5-7 hours now. Sometimes I need to take a pill to make me dosy and leak the needed stuff into my pineal gland (the sleep gland).

I worked a bit on V for Vendetta during the London shoots - and from what I've seen of it, it really will be a great/fantastic film - it 'has' the potential to be one of the great films of the current years. An early review I've read said 'Vendetta is like Fight Club tied to a missile'. It is hugely contraversial but remember it is based on a comic book written in the 80's - funny how it might ruffle some serious feathers around the world when it's released. Another film I can't wait to see - again because I slaved myself at pinewood on it is The Children of Men. That should be a very dark film but brilliant film. The book is fantastic so I'm hoping the amazing amount of money that was poured in will show and deliver.

All I can say is. YES. BAN SMOKING. it fecking kills people and makes all my clothes utterly stink. As well as that a friend of mine developed lung cancer from 2nd hand smoke playing the tuba in a jazz bar in London.

Very very funny. Shame it's probably not real.

Try and grap ahold of the original Prince of Persia. It's a superb game and might allow you to kill some time with an old school style 'A-B'

Glad your ok mate. I echo what others above me have said. I spun out on the M25 last summer avoiding a crash I witnessed where two people were crushed by a foreign 18-wheeler. Wasn't the nicest thing to witness and then to try and avoid as the wreckage flew past me. Take good care of that knee, knee's are horrible things to injure or make weak.

Vote Jennifer! - Click Here! Vote Jennifer! - Click Here! Vote Jennifer! - Click Here! Heya guys and girls. Really need your help (as I'm sure this it what other people will be doing for their kids). Vote Jennifer! - Click Here! Please follow the link and vote for my niece 'Jennifer' to win the competition for 'find the new calpol face'. She is in the forth row. Third in! - You can only vote once so I'm asking everyone to do it (as honestly, this is the only way to win something like this). - she also deserves it, because she is an awesome baby. Thanks anyone that votes! It'd mean the world to my sister (in dire straights atm). Cheers Joby

Don't miss the fourth episode. It's very good.

Secret of Mana, when you died: 'Sadly, no case of *Players name* was ever seen or heard of again'

Your hotel isn't too far away, hopefully it'll be one of my days off! Chat to you in the next few days mate.

If your worried, run it through a step down and a power surge unit. That'll protect your console and at worst it'll merely cut out

Long term relationships work. I've been with my imaginary girlfriend for several months now and she does exactly what I tell her.

Yes. As is the chewing gum very true.

And a chocolate bar 20 mins before the exam. Chocolate allows the brain to work faster and can heighten performance in writting and lower stress levels. Chocolate effects take about 20 mins to kick in,then last about 1-2 hours, then the effect dies and your body feels a bit rough inside, so remember. 20 mins. It did me justice, I learnt all my GCSE subjects two weeks up until the exams (missed nearly all high school) - and I came out with 12 passes and 5 A*'s. I then repeated those kidna results at A Levels. Gah, long time ago now. I miss it!

The forums should be redesigned bare. With many text. No signatures and allowing for speedy witty forums. That'd help it.

SonicBallZ! Or something. And probably not self made. 4/10

I love Ashley's ladies. 9/10

I've got well over 300 NES games. You can have them all if you want. I'm moving house soon Best be a good price though They are all in boxes with their manuals.

Crazy, obviously less people than I thought have played Secret of Mana. Because if you had it'd be in your top 5

1) Secret of Mana - SNES - Probably the best game ever. 2) Zelda: Ocarina of Time - N64 - The best Zelda RPG ever. 3) Goldeneye - N64 - Still the best made and probably the best ever console FPS. It probably won't be beaten. The level design was perfect. 4) Super Monkey Ball - GC - Without doubt the best party game of all time, and in these last few years, its been the one truely original game. 5) Illusion of Time - SNES - The most beautiful storyline and innovative ideas thrown into a huge epic RPG.

I could buy a 360. But I'm building a funking powerful PC this Xmas, which will outshine a 360 if I buy a new gfx card upgrade sometime next summer. 360 - a PC without the other uses. Just my opinion

Cobra beer. Love that.

I've had E Coli poisoning recently. And my FRICKING GAWD. Forget the fact I couldnt walk for six months. Three days with severe E Coli nearly killed me through pain. . Don't go eating bad meat.

Cracked ribcage - had a bicycle thrown at me when I was 12 and then cracked another rib when I was 15 whilst playing Rugby. Boy that guy was huge. Permenately strained right lung - due to that bicycle hitting me, a small amount of my last rib on right hand side of the ribcage bent inwards, damaging my breathing. I can easily strain my lungs and then collapse finding it hard to breathe. Broken wrist - Tried carrying someone on ice in canada, slipped and fell.. tried to support 25stone on one hand.. whole wrist hung from a few ligaments. Cracked Left Kneecap - Shattered and chipped my left kneecap with the above fall. It doesn't look bad and Ive had so much worse, but I had my knee deflated.. kneejuice was everywhere and I feel unconscious and lost a lot of blood. The worst of them all in the short-term. Did I mention unbelievable pain. Wow. Skull damage - jumped from a cliff in Newquay (where the bridge is) when I was 15. Went under the water into the sea and smacked my forehead on some rocks. Luckily regained consciousness quite quickly. Don't know how I smacked my forehead, there was no blood. Just a huge dent. Broken nose x3 - Breaking it once is painful, twice is annoying. Three times means you need an operation to get it working again. Sadly the operation didnt work and my nose now bleeds at least once a day. One advantage is I can produce blood at any time and remove myself from any given situation. The disadvantage is I can hardly smell.. or breathe through my nose. Disaligned my spine - just through a host of injuries, I had managed to make my back very weak and needed scans, physio and osteopathy to get it into a strong state again. I even have to use a medical mattress in my bed all the time. Which sucks. Cracked my shinbone - Tried to jump a massive gap in a wall when I was 13 in North Wales. Didn't quite make it and my shin caught the full impact of flying Joby vs Concrete corner. This was probably the first cool injury. I recovered quickly... but for a few days I could see my shin bone if I removed the bandaging and splint. Blinded by sand - sadly, due to a dare with a laser pen and on a seperate occasion a sand fight.. I have damaged my eyesight... I now wear glasses... but its not too bad, I'm not blind or anything. Those are probably the main injuries - there are a lot more, I get fresh cuts and scars nearly every week. Sometimes I wake up and find a new one and don't really understand how it got there. I could add many more to the list, including a ripped ear, broken toes and fingers, a torn quad muscle (nearly all the muscle was torn! sweeeet). Ive had lots of MRI scans, they are scary and plenty of X-Rays in many different countries! The list could go on. You get the idea. Touch me, I'll break. Health insurance anyone?