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"I've got some bad news for you, honey. I'm into necrophilia. Say hi to grandma."
Necrophilia is sexual attraction to dead people, not elderly people - that's gerontophilia.
"Honey, have you met James Blunt?"
Me = Wannabe
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Priceless!
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Depending on how broad the term "business" is, I'd like to run small education courses. I love teaching. It'd be fun.
If it has to be a store, it'd probably be a book store. With a huge manga department. And all sorts of different books, not just the average novels and factual books. It would be the greatest book store around.
... Hm, teaching and books go well together ... Maybe one could combine the ideas ... *wanders off plottingly, mumbling words like "brilliant" and "genious" etc.*
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@WAC i'm surprised you dont aspire to being a sewing supplies shop owner....
....what with all the threads!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!! X___X!!
Ba-dum tsch!
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The sock idea is brilliant! Why has nobody thought of that before?
Some people enjoy their work so much, they don't need or want free time. Some people work so they can enjoy their free time, but for some people their work is their "free time".
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Seriously....d'y'wanna stop with the funzies! You've been hilarious all week.
You're steppin' on Moogle, EEVIL and I's turf.
I am honestly honoured.
But I could never compete with the Grandmasters of Funzies in here. I was probably just having a good week.
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Original theatrical trailer for The Bourne Ultimatum (for comparison with the video below)
The Waldo Ultimatum
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Aye, I too 'ould like ter kno' when "Talk Like A Pirate Day" be. I be missin' it fer two yeers, arrr!
I suck at this!
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Woo! I'm on a roll right now!
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"What, you don't think a Reuben sandwich is a fancy dinner? Man, you have high standards - the girls I was with the other nights didn't complain!"
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Nazi's can be funny!
So can knowing the difference between plural S and possessive S.
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After dipping his face into steaming hot chocolate, John realised his craving for sugar might have gotten out of hand.
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Have a doughnut-birthday-cake!
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Black is one of the best colours.
But black is not a colour. It's lack of colour ...
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Chucky Chuckday!
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That's cheating! but I like the picture anyway
'S not! And thanks.
Dude, Twozzok ... That image IS friggin' scary! I considered putting it in the "Irrational Fears" thread, but I figured it's RATIONAL to fear that ... thing!
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My poor attempt at joining the mask theme:
No, I haven't got any other masks.
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But... summer is over!
The summer of 2009.
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I'm generally out as soon as my head hits the pillow.
Lucky bastardess ... My dad does the same trick, and I'm friggin' jealous.
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I wanna join! X3
... But I ain't going to London or anywhere abroad in the near future. I'm going to France a week this summer, but that's the best I can manage. I'm gonna miss out on all the fun ... again ... T.T
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Another crush?! Nightwolf and Pookiablo... Nightpook?! It will never work :p
... Woolfiablo? XD
I can't help but worry where this is going to end. Is this the humble beginning of a twisted, sadistic cult whose members engage in massive sexual orgies?
... Because if it is, I want to sign up!
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"This goes all the way up to the 47th, right? Have you ever considered becoming a member of Jehovah's Witnesses?"
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Tillykke med fødselsdagen!
(^^ Danish)
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Mock The Thread
in General Chit Chat
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Ah, I see. It's just me being thick, then. :p