Mr_Odwin

Under the floorboards, where Flink keeps all his other sexy guests.

You don't really need to understand what a baby says as it's all just either I'm in pain/discomfort I'm hungry I'm tired I'm bored That's pretty much it for the first 6 months. You get nothing back and just have to give all the effort you have. Babies/Kids aren't really that much fun until they can talk. \terriblefather I've not watched the video. 16mins28secs is 16mins too long for me.

Added @Caris

Dude I'm a 33 year old 15 rated striker with training cone, goal instincts and freekicks. I need no further developing. I'm a machine. Kids stink though. Both are 1 rated injury prone divas. I apologise for them in advance.

Mega congrats guys! place looks awesome. I can see only one thing wrong: the shower head is fixed to the wall so you won't be able to take it off mid-shower and really clean your butt crack. :p Also, when can me and the family come to stay for a holiday with free accommodation? CONGRATS!

I leave mine plugged into my desktop computer all the time. I really wanted some speakers that were USB powered (so so many plugs under the computer) and these are! I bought an audio splitter so that it's real stereo, not just the same stereo mix from both sides.

I have two X-Mini speakers too! Fell in love with them at a mate's poker evening and took the plunge next time I was on Amazon. Love them.

Weight loss and exercise hurt, let's talk about it to cheer ourselves up. Anyone that's friends with me on Facebook should know that I've taken up running, starting with the C25K program that was suggested in the 2011 version of this thread. I've yet to feel a runner's high but, in true gamer fashion, I feel great satisfaction over my high scores. On Boxing Day I ran 5.19km in 30:13. That was awesome. Shaving seconds off my time is what keeps me going through the 10min-20min period where I just want it all to end. It felt so awesome that I want to lose a bit of weight so that I can run even faster. There are several runners at work and they all run faster than me, but I've only just started - I'll get there!

Chuffed with my result today. Just checked and I'm Roostophe's nightmare opponent. Love it.

No, I think this thread should totally be the London one - it's your meet, organise it how you will!

End of June seems to be the feeling I'm getting and that won't wash with me I'm afraid. My girl was born 28th June so whatever Saturday that is nearest to will be taken up with birthday celebrations. We should organise a Cheshire/North-West meet! (Not me organising though; I'm lazy.)

It is indeed! Been here five years and I like it, even if it's a little far from family.

Congrats on your new phone @Mike1988uk I bet the last page or so has dulled your enthusiasm somewhat!

Added: @Hero\-of\-Time @S\.C\.G @somme @Emerald Emblem Mention me if we're not friends and I'll get it sorted!

I'll have 12 please @Haden

Which numbers remain?

Sometime near the 24th of March Retro_Link & Ramar's mums had their periods. Two weeks later their fathers impregnated their mothers (likely via the act of love and ejaculation into the bajingo). On the 24th of December these two dudes were born - separated by just three years and however many geographic miles. Happy Birthday. I got you a joint Birthday/Christmas present. LOL jokes (as the youth say), I got you nothing.

A bar he'll be regretting after match 11! :p I read (years ago) that different teams have different home/away advantages/disadvantages. I personally think my home advantage is really high (only lost 11/94 matches at home!) but my away disadvantage is super sucky (lost 46/95 matches away). So that's what I'll blame my crappy first result on. We'd just played a friendly too and I beat gaggle 4-1! X11 is gutting.

Guys, guys ... lets not argue about which keyboard is best! Let's just high five each other over the fact that we can choose. *Raises hand*

You're doing it wrong!

Just a casual +13 in the change report for me. Only 12 visible changes though. :p

I'm here Ashley, you're not alone.

England/UK. My first exposure to a McDonalds was a friends 10th/11th birthday. Not sure what it was like round the rest of the country.

They do still have the cabinets. I hate these toys. McDonalds wasn't a thing in my area (country even?) when I was a child so I don't have a good memory of the toys from then, and now I just hate seeing them round the house. Awful, awful toys.

I'm gonna do that thing you hate - super defensive, just hoping for a goal from a single chance which is a freekick. Come on Hardy!