Ellmeister

Are you starting a new team?

Decent draw against Leeds who guessed my formation and Playmaker! Luckily still keeping up with leaders.

A lucky 93rd minute winner to keep Haden on 1 point. Whilst I think 3 points were deserved, that must be a horrible game to watch :p

Yeah, I knew they weren't your standard tactics so I had no qualms about showing them on here. I'm liking my ratings, decent for the middle league! Shame the players obviously aren't doing anything

Flinky, I'm not moaning about your choice to go defensive at all! I'm just saying, going super defensive against my offensive and having way more chances just perplexed me. Also, do you have a problem with me posting the tactics flink?

I did feel it was more of Abramovich's idea as well. Why he didn't get involved for a new striker though is quite strange as I'm sure he'd like to see more goals and not just pass pass pass.

This game can be a fucking joke at times. Hats of to Dragwhoever, they managed to get 3 points, but I beat them in all 3 categories. Yes he guessed my playmaker but that shouldn't limit my chances with a vastly superior midfield. Very defensive is obviously a match winning move no matter what the other team is doing. Plus 3 players in x11...

Who would get rid of Mata?! I cannot believe we are buying Willian - we must be selling someone, but I don't know who since people seem happy at Chelsea.

Oddy Freund gets a nice win bonus from goals scored, so he decides to buy his wife breast enhancement surgery. When she comes home he admires her new look and his form goes through the roof. Oh Oddy...

Roger wins 3-1 with 57% possession.

Was at the game last night against Villa. Was down shed end which was so close to see Terrys handball in pur box that I shouted handball before I even realised I was supporting Chelsea :p we dominated and had good possession but need more penetration. Was surprised back started as he didn't seem very effective at all. Was impressed with schurrle and lukaku when they came on as well as ginkel. Really excited for this season given our squad.

NO CHARLIE I AM NOT MARRYING YOU. as for @DuD, there's more than 1 baggies fan?!

For some reason I thought you were about 20-24 like me! Also - who would marry a Baggies fan? :p

Read the latest chapter today - it is starting to hold everything too close when some things just need explaining!

DuD's married?!

HUZZAH.....

You face is sideways to the rest of the suit - just like a real life :/ SMILE.

Absolutely heaving in the chat room for the live draw.

You don't seem sure of it, and you've only just started your freelance style so I would stick with that as it was something you've been working towards for a long time. If you go back to IT it'll be a step back, even if it is for CN. From the sounds of your posts and reactions to others' opinions you clearly aren't very up for the job!

You don't get addicted after smoking two cigarettes.

Why Arsene would pursue Suarez for 40m+ and not splash out 35 for Higuain is beyond me. Suarez has too much baggage to be worth the same as Cavani.

I always get crap change reports, how do you guys do it!

Were having so many breaks I think new season starts after Christmas.

Potentially. There's a whole lot of people in my year taking those exams!

You just proved my point. It was not my strongest team! Savour the victory Zell, you earned it!