Ellmeister

I was so so so excited!

Nah we both clean. Not sure how much I want to say on a forum of people I've never met :p Basically, its something common. Can't have sex for like a month though >_>

You die/kill yourself so much Paj. Why won't you just stay alive?

Forgot to put that part of my story in. DUDE. He was all cool about it, though he told me condoms are only like 80-90% effective, I thought they were at least 98% (when they don't tear obviously).

Just had to get my member out to a doctor. Wasn't sure whether I was hoping doctor would be a dude, for like common ground sakes, or woman, for not being slightly weird getting my member out in front of a guy sakes. Don't worry ladies, Ellmember is fine.

I was first last season?! I thought I was amongst middle/ relegation prospects for beginning of season. Interesting and complimentary table :p

Who are the top 5? I'm assuming that's VIP information?

Same as Cube, +8, but +7 overall. Danny Ling is retiring next season Think I'll keep him in team for a few games because he is such a legend in the Elites' stadium.

I did it with pokemon levelled at 63/64 I think.

I completely agree about what you said on your team Flinky. I just think a 0-0 or 1-1 score would have been fairer on the game really. Hopefully it is 1-0 to us in your home leg. We go on to win it in penalties :p

Merf, Giggs' touch was brilliant. Bosingwa was crap. Should have been a penalty. Great save by Van Der Sar from Torres' header. Hernandez had NO shots at all, so we did well keeping him quiet.

I always wonder how Zell wins, he barely posts compared to most (IMO) and yet manages to be on the winning team. Clever :p

Basically, you get a "change report" tomorrow that will show you who has gone up (or down) in skill. If they go up (usually with anyone over 10+ depending on factors) their form will drop, so it is a good idea to train them. Anyone under 10 may go down or stay same. Any prizes you may have won in league will be given to you in econ and that's about it.

Bayern Bru, officially the yo-yo club of the N-Europe League? Guys look at this: The number 666 in games won drawn and lost. If you add goals for, goals against and goal difference (31+33+2)=66 Points - Games played... 24-18=6 Position in the table= 6 DEVIL

So far, Tales, Jay7, Dyson and Maddog have shown interest. Need more people than that! :p Also, just someone posted a press release under the name Elminster. Too close to mine, I was here first!

First one was okay, second one seemed more arrogant.

500mb is unlimited really. Yeah HTC are great, I looked at the HD but it was TOO big for me. Would be fine for others though I'm sure.

Some of those shots were pretty impressive, but I concur with Chair, they are probably dicks in real life with their jock-like arrogance. I may just be basing this on most American TV programs I've seen though and the sterotypical actions of the characters in them!

Or anything showing you're a dirty Arsenal fan? People might just want to destroy your car because of that :p (I'm joking, sorry about your car damage)

I'm in please. Can we send targets in the during the day for the following night phase?

Everyone gave kudos to Cube, but I was the one who helped start it all as well :p I must admit Diageo, you infuriated me with your nonsensical babbling and I wanted you lynched, mafia or not in the end :p I was convinced Heroic was making up rubbish because he didn't vote for Diageo and kept thinking I was doing random things. I liked my role, but unfortunately it was hard to piece anything together at first. I'm not sure whether I played my role well Peeps, hopefully I wasn't too stupid where you gave me clues!

Crouch is an idiot. Anyone see Inter's first goal? Apparently in 25 seconds. AMAZING. Unfortunate for Spurs, but Crouch really is the cause of that, and lol at Schalke thrashing Inter 5-2.

Vote: Tales I can't see any signs of Matt Parkman in the write-up, or any inkling that you are him. Where do you appear in the write up? Heroic, you really are a fool if you think I had something to do with roleblocking. I've come out with information that got Diageo lynched and have never done anything else but show information.

So, Tales and Zell, who are you?

New Mini-Competition So now that the season has finished, once the new season is set and the reports have come in, people can look at who they think will be relegated or promoted at the end of the next season or win. People can PM me who they think will go up and down from each league/ predict the three champions. I'm not sure which. It will have to be done by the beginning of the first game, so Haden when you know what date the new season starts I'll make people more aware then. I'll add a prize, maybe 1 month VIP or something for the winner/closest predictions. Could people state whether they'd be up for this and whether they would prefer to predict relegation and promotion or the champions (and maybe last place?), please