EEVILMURRAY

After one dungeon and some continued fapping about, if the series wants to follow this formula - this is the game Breath of The Wild ought to have been. There's actually stuff to do in many a place, with much less running across boring expanses. Some of the shrines seem more basic than others (teach me the ways of the bow several hours in, please), but on the whole is more variety than before, even if it's mainly fetch quests. I've got 2 full circles of stamina which is helping nicely. Good game? yes. Great game? I guess. Worthy of all perfect scores and enough ejaculation to fill every Olympic swimming pool on Earth? No way. But certainly an improvement. It's curious as to where the series will go now, it shouldn't be set in Hyrule next time unless there's some giant continental shift which makes the landscape totally different, and something more substantial than many lil puzzle boxes sacrificing the number of temples/dungeons etc. Also new mechanics, as opposed to just renaming magnesis and giving it some tweaks. Termina could be a good frame to work from (but more than 4 dungeons before y'all start) [I do wish the clothing mechanic would fuck off though, sure you can alter the appearance, but maybe some sort of badge/enhancement system as you explore to allow for extra abilities as opposed to having to pause and switch to your cold/heat resisting trousers, or Zora armour if you get anywhere near water... I don't have enough shit to upgrade them all]

I've been meaning to ask, is there a quicker way to fuse weapons than having to select the piece, drop it on the floor and then use fusion? It's a bit clunky

I was meaning you pay the fairy and then she molests you. (not the game, although like yourself I felt it fucked me over also...)

Sounds like you've been brainwashed to the max to the point that I'm confused. ANYWAYS! I caved to curiosity and watched a small video on shield surfing, mainly because I barely used it/could never do it half the time in previous game, but this is something I think will be essential:

I get that, but if they're going to fist Zelda this month they might as well do the Oracle games

C'maahn Nintendo... You've already released these in former console iterations... Far more worthy games of release on this. Priorities guys...

See, you only think that because you were told because you paid for it what happened was acceptable.

I always got irked when it asked "is it down and out?" As the poor creature fainted in front of him.

I think because I'm aiming for stamina more than hearts I'm having my anus handed to me more. Plus it seems that they've really amped up the defence power on enemies, whilst giving me fuck all. They go from no armour to tridents on their heads and sucking hits like a sponge and dealing hits like a tank I need to get some of those flower broads some music so they can pimp me out. Better than them asking for money and then molesting me as they did in the previous game.

"OOWAAAH TAKEN DOWN IN ONE HIT"

Don't forget Lick, it's so powerful people make Gastly forget it before it becomes a Haunter. Just to be fair to everyone else.

Well:

Well... Enjoying is a bit of a strong word

I'll see about these dungeons sometime, still messing about. The abundance of stuff is good, it's just a shame you've got to run miles between each thing Get into the Depths, you'll love it.

My circle of L shoulder button commands is complete!

Here it is And another fine achievement..

How much time you willing to invest? If enough, watch 'em all. Except Dragonball GT, which many people disliked and wasn't canon in following the manga, (I didn't think it was that bad to be honest), but Dragonball Super officially took over as the continuation of the series. Think like what Disney did to Star Wars by releasing their dogshit movies, except people were happier about GT being scrubbed.

I did a great thing in a shrine where I had to make a plank and 4 wheels - this will not come as a spoiler to anyone - but instead I fused one wheel on either side to the wheel next to it, making for a great movement. I did record it so I'll post it later.

The fuck?! Cut that shit out and hit hard!

They'll be lucky if I go anything beyond a plank and 4 wheels! I may be wrong in this as it's early days, but I think the residence of Hyrule have been lazier than I gave them credit for... Question on horses: Who else got those Delfino vibes?

You don't like opal?

Not those kinds O_O

so Hyrule is based on some broad who got plowed by some animal dude. Interesting...

Some thoughts after about 20 shrines and not a lot of main questing yet... Horses: spoiler free summary - it's still got a long way to go. No idea what these reviewers have been playing.