Glen-i

You know what, BBC? I take it back. Your news segments aren't unbearably cringe... It could be a lot worse.

Not even a little bit sorry for the last second of GBA Mario Circuit, @RedShell. Not even a teeny tiny bit! 4th place was far too important! I had one epic comeback on WiiU Mario Circuit though. It's the kind of comeback that legends are spoken of. 'And thus Glen-i was thoroughly screwed over by @Dcubed and his 2 evil henchmen, Wii and some other bloke and was plunged into the abyss of last place. Lady Karma decided that this fate was too cruel and thus aided him in his epic 1 minute journey to 1st place. With his trusty Bullet Bill and much needed perfectly timed lightning bolt, he reached glory and thoroughly pointed and laughed at DCubed. And there was much rejoicing.' Oh, and @nekunando's lag makes for great highlight viewing!

I'm not so sure. I can totally see how people would get a upset if some random bloke started playing this while you're trying to pay respects. Especially if the jerk doesn't use headphones. You definitely have to be mindful of others. Or just don't play it in those kinds of places.

It's almost like there wasn't much thought behind it... I was playing proper Pokemon on the bus and I never felt so isolated. I play 3DS on public transport all the time and I've never felt so blatant.

What!? But I need the digital one cheap! I blame Pokemon GO for this. Bloody thing has made me have the worst week...

Not many things made me want to punch the TV screen, but this got me damn close. Hearing TV presenters and news interviewees talk about this is damn cringe-worthy and borderline depressing. There were these two people interviewed, and they said something along the lines of "We've never played a Pokemon game before, but this looked like so much fun. A lot of people have been saying it's the best Pokemon game ever and I can see why" I actually feel insulted for Pokemon Black/White. It was an odd way to phrase it but she has a point. People have tried to mug others using those lure points. Then again, common sense will win over in the end. I hope... I mean, there's one bloke who got himself hurt because he was playing it while Skateboarding. So who knows? Oh, and let's not gloss over the fact that this place had to do this. Just a little bit disrespectful.

Are you really arguing with Serebii about whether a Pokemon image is fake or not? You've got guts, I'll give you that.

Are you really arguing with Serebii about whether a Pokemon image is fake or not? You've got guts, I'll give you that.

Not gonna lie, those poses are freaking hilarious. As long as doesn't result in abominations like Ash-Greninja, I'm OK with it. Also, riding Sharpedo is nothing new, ORAS did it. One of the very few things that I actually thought was cool about it. You glossed over the most important thing though. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A HAT! This changes everything!

Not gonna lie, those poses are freaking hilarious. As long as doesn't result in abominations like Ash-Greninja, I'm OK with it. Also, riding Sharpedo is nothing new, ORAS did it. One of the very few things that I actually thought was cool about it. You glossed over the most important thing though. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A HAT! This changes everything!

How dare you make me smirk at such a obvious pun! Get out! BBC once again confirming that they can make me cringe with 100% effectiveness by talking about anything gaming related, especially so with Pokemon. God dammit! If you're gonna talk about it, don't refer to the damn things as "Virtual Creatures" without adding a clarification like "Called Pokemon" at the end. It makes it sound super lame. Which is the opposite of Super Cool, the hip-hop style trainer in Wii Fit taught me that. You know, if I ever see a group of people playing this, it's going to be very hard to resist the urge to go up to them, rock out my Kecleon 3DS and play a proper Pokemon game and no doubt blow someones mind with how much depth a single battle has. I think I'll go with Rotation Battles and really mess with them. Oh, and no Gen 1 Pokemon, of course. If anything, it could make for a really funny photo.

How dare you make me smirk at such a obvious pun! Get out! BBC once again confirming that they can make me cringe with 100% effectiveness by talking about anything gaming related, especially so with Pokemon. God dammit! If you're gonna talk about it, don't refer to the damn things as "Virtual Creatures" without adding a clarification like "Called Pokemon" at the end. It makes it sound super lame. Which is the opposite of Super Cool, the hip-hop style trainer in Wii Fit taught me that. You know, if I ever see a group of people playing this, it's going to be very hard to resist the urge to go up to them, rock out my Kecleon 3DS and play a proper Pokemon game and no doubt blow someones mind with how much depth a single battle has. I think I'll go with Rotation Battles and really mess with them. Oh, and no Gen 1 Pokemon, of course. If anything, it could make for a really funny photo.

I shouldn't have read that review, it's making the wait even more unbearable! Only 3 days before I'm dragging N-Europe behind with my obsessive need to do every single quest before moving on to the next rank! And only 3 days before we do impossible crap like this! Digging the new banner, @RedShell! Mostly because it features me. (Because who else here mains Sword & Shield the way I do?)

I shouldn't have read that review, it's making the wait even more unbearable! Only 3 days before I'm dragging N-Europe behind with my obsessive need to do every single quest before moving on to the next rank! And only 3 days before we do impossible crap like this! Digging the new banner, @RedShell! Mostly because it features me. (Because who else here mains Sword & Shield the way I do?)

It's totally a teddy bear. One of it's abilities is called "Fluffy" after all. Intrigued about that ability. Can't wait to see what that's about. Suffice to say I'm also curious about the "Disguise" ability, I wonder how similar (Or not similar) it is to Zoroark's Illusion? So far, I've always liked the final evolution of every Bear Pokemon (Especially Pangoro), so I've got high hopes for Kiterguma, who will promptly get a name change over here. Oh, definitely. But the thought of a teddy bear that could break your back just by giving you a big fluffy hug is also pretty disturbing.

It's totally a teddy bear. One of it's abilities is called "Fluffy" after all. Intrigued about that ability. Can't wait to see what that's about. Suffice to say I'm also curious about the "Disguise" ability, I wonder how similar (Or not similar) it is to Zoroark's Illusion? So far, I've always liked the final evolution of every Bear Pokemon (Especially Pangoro), so I've got high hopes for Kiterguma, who will promptly get a name change over here. Oh, definitely. But the thought of a teddy bear that could break your back just by giving you a big fluffy hug is also pretty disturbing.

You joke, but you just reminded me. I knew there was a game that did this on the 3DS. And did it a million times better. Those games are great! And actually have some depth!

You joke, but you just reminded me. I knew there was a game that did this on the 3DS. And did it a million times better. Those games are great! And actually have some depth!

In! Timed perfectly to get the better Bro!

In! Timed perfectly to get the better Bro!

But it's so blue and shiny and zoomed in hilariously close! HOW COULD I NOT!? I finished Zero Time Dilemma yesterday. In keeping with the overall theme of the game, I'm gonna leave whether I recommend it or not up to you. You decide your own fate this time! Should I play this game?

But it's so blue and shiny and zoomed in hilariously close! HOW COULD I NOT!? I finished Zero Time Dilemma yesterday. In keeping with the overall theme of the game, I'm gonna leave whether I recommend it or not up to you. You decide your own fate this time! Should I play this game?

That's sad. The 3DS Hyrule Warriors is way better than the WiiU one. Provided you have a new 3DS of course. I think so? It gives you Linkle, Skull Kid, Toon Link, King Daphnes, Tetra and Ganondorf's Trident. It gives you none of the other 3DS exclusive stuff though. The Wind Waker Map, the 8 or so new story levels and the on-the-fly character switching. But the DLC is £10.79 on it's own, so if you don't care about the 3DS one, but want the DLC, just get that.

That's sad. The 3DS Hyrule Warriors is way better than the WiiU one. Provided you have a new 3DS of course. I think so? It gives you Linkle, Skull Kid, Toon Link, King Daphnes, Tetra and Ganondorf's Trident. It gives you none of the other 3DS exclusive stuff though. The Wind Waker Map, the 8 or so new story levels and the on-the-fly character switching. But the DLC is £10.79 on it's own, so if you don't care about the 3DS one, but want the DLC, just get that.

80p for OlliOlli? That's the skateboarding game right? Well, I've gotta give it a go at that price!