The Official Boast You Had Sex Thread

[The3rdChildren]

I've noticed a few of you like to talk about your sexual conquests. Do it in here so we sadder members don't have to be constantly reminded we aren't getting any.

[Cubechris]

Yesterday.

[ReZourceman]

Yesterday.

 

At this moment.

[weeyellowbloke]

At this moment.

 

Impressive, Snake.

 

I had sex a long time ago. It was quite good, maybe I'll even do it again sometime. It's a mini adventure.

[Shino]

The lonely kind of sex doesn't count.

[rokhed00]

Every day for sixteen years.

Now go get a life.

[Cube]

This thread makes me upset...

[Dan_Dare]

fuck this thread.

[weeyellowbloke]

fuck this thread.

 

Well that's one way to get some.

[Caris]

About 10-12 minutes ago.

 

My hands killing now.

[Nintendork]

the internet is no way to broadcast your made up lifestyle to others in the hope that someone will believe you.

oh wait it is.

 

i had sex with cameron diaz. she was into biting which was quite pleasant.

[Guest Jordan]

Who knows?

Maybe today? maybe tomorrow? the day after that? :p

[Dan_Dare]

Well that's one way to get some.

 

hhaha. That was kinda funny in my Eve muddled state.

[Cubechris]

Who knows?

Maybe today? maybe tomorrow? the day after that? :p

 

Just don't drop the soap.

[BGS]

Yesterday. Next time will no doubt be next week when I see my girlfriend again...

 

Unless anything comes of the girl I just met in a club tonight. Who was welsh. and VERY hot. and wanted my number </boasting>

[Nintendork]

Chris' chick is quite hot actually. I seens her in his display picture.

[Cubechris]

Chris' chick is quite hot actually. I seens her in his display picture.

 

You are on my MSN list? oh.

[Sanchez]

yesterday, she still smelt of you chris.

[Cubechris]

yesterday, she still smelt of you chris.

 

Well I do smell good. Cheers.

[Oli1983uk]

I dont like to boast but I was getting it daily some times twice a day but my GF now has a full time job so now its maybe once or tWice a week. Platty gets upset with me cos I am get loads and he is not!

[The3rdChildren]

For a thread I expected to get locked instantly due to the fact it was blatantly conceived out of satire, this has seen a fair few replies.

 

Love stallions, all of you.

[Jon]

It was that long ago since the last time, fucked if I can remember.

[KKOB]

die thread die!

[ReZourceman]

Well...Ill say I didnt need/expect there to be any serious replies.

 

I guess people will never suprise me. With that in mind;

 

 

Im still at it. Same session as yesterday. Still doin it. Humpin'

 

My gerbils gonna get bored soon.

[DiemetriX]

It would seem like I have a FF. So I'm hitting it almost every day.