Posted October 16, 2006 I've noticed a few of you like to talk about your sexual conquests. Do it in here so we sadder members don't have to be constantly reminded we aren't getting any. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 16, 2006 At this moment. Impressive, Snake. I had sex a long time ago. It was quite good, maybe I'll even do it again sometime. It's a mini adventure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 16, 2006 The lonely kind of sex doesn't count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 16, 2006 Every day for sixteen years. Now go get a life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 This thread makes me upset... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 fuck this thread. Well that's one way to get some. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 About 10-12 minutes ago. My hands killing now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 the internet is no way to broadcast your made up lifestyle to others in the hope that someone will believe you. oh wait it is. i had sex with cameron diaz. she was into biting which was quite pleasant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 Who knows? Maybe today? maybe tomorrow? the day after that? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 Well that's one way to get some. hhaha. That was kinda funny in my Eve muddled state. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 Who knows? Maybe today? maybe tomorrow? the day after that? :p Just don't drop the soap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 Yesterday. Next time will no doubt be next week when I see my girlfriend again... Unless anything comes of the girl I just met in a club tonight. Who was welsh. and VERY hot. and wanted my number </boasting> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 Chris' chick is quite hot actually. I seens her in his display picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 Chris' chick is quite hot actually. I seens her in his display picture. You are on my MSN list? oh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 yesterday, she still smelt of you chris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 yesterday, she still smelt of you chris. Well I do smell good. Cheers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 I dont like to boast but I was getting it daily some times twice a day but my GF now has a full time job so now its maybe once or tWice a week. Platty gets upset with me cos I am get loads and he is not! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 For a thread I expected to get locked instantly due to the fact it was blatantly conceived out of satire, this has seen a fair few replies. Love stallions, all of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 It was that long ago since the last time, fucked if I can remember. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 Well...Ill say I didnt need/expect there to be any serious replies. I guess people will never suprise me. With that in mind; Im still at it. Same session as yesterday. Still doin it. Humpin' My gerbils gonna get bored soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 It would seem like I have a FF. So I'm hitting it almost every day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites