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Hmm, I see Nintendo attaching a spring in that, so that when you beat a game the Wii makes a summersault.

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Hmm, I see Nintendo attaching a spring in that, so that when you beat a game the Wii makes a summersault.

 

Word is that the Wii: summersault game (literally) will be included in Wii:sports. :p

 

*hazy flashback. Rewinds to E3 2006 press conference*

 

"No console serves any purpose by itself. However, ours can perform summersaults and pole vaults."

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Its the wii's alternative to the PS2's drug storage, my friend stored weed in the back of his, strange stoner dude...

 

Yeah, my mate hides his sigs in his.

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Actually, I've came to the conclucion that the new Wii flap is a slot for inserting your penis inside it... its like masturbating, but better.

 

I was going to say that, but it's not for masturbation.

It's were you make babies with the Wii. It's made of some soft, warm polisome that mirrors skin. You know you always wanted to have your way with this little piece of sexy technology:wink:

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It's actually a mini petri dish so that you can do experiments on mini creatures. you slide it output your thing on, slide it in. The blue light is actually a projector which projects it straight into your eyes...


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