The Wii funny thread.

[DiemetriX]

Instead of everyone making a thread to tell somthing funny about Wii or a Wii joke, I made this one. Now fill it with sillyness

 

I'll start:

[gj15987]

My my some girls would LOVE that controller lol

 

Ok, the jokes i have seen so far:

 

When you play Nintendo Wii, you really feel like urine the game.

 

Seems Nintendo are really planning on being number 1 this time.

 

Well I guess Nintendo are just glad that they've been able to finally let it out.

[Flaight]

Weeing is a good thing. It has inspired the world over according to the recorded history of humankind. The following are some of those statues to symbolize this historical fact. The most well known example is in Brussels in Belgium, the Peeing Boy and Girl. Other examples to follow.

 

 

 

 

Also, Rodan's statue of a Thinker may be mistaken for a Pooing Boy, but thankfully Nintendo wasn't fooled by that.

[Nintendork]

God, not another one.

It's as bad as that Chuck Norris fad a few months back..

 

Blah blah blah Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.. pity he's never cried.

[Tellyn]

My goodness Nintendork, you love to whine.

 

EDIT: I joke, don't kill me!

[Fields]

If we can be serious for a moment, I think Wii is going to be a commerial failure, unless they slash the prices. Then the sales would whizz up, and Nintendo will be number 1 again!

 

[Nintendork]

TellyN, I'm not whining dude.

It's just a name though.. the console is still the same but overnight everyone is hyped up and freaking out and making loads of threads to an extent where they have to be consolidated into one crazy spaz joke thread.

 

The only Wii joke that has made me laugh is the one that had the two i's bent over and Nintendo screwing over the Nintendo fans.

 

field's post above is a prime example.. lets be serious then he comes out with some 50s style slap stick. It really is as someone pointed out earlier- infantile.

 

Once okay, but after that it gets tiresome.

[Fields]

field's post above is a prime example.. lets be serious then he comes out with some 50s style slap stick. It really is as someone pointed out earlier- infantile.

So you came into a thread about wee jokes and expected some intelligent humour?

 

This is my favourite Wii joke, stolen from another forum:

 

 

[Konfucius]

I also did a little "comic" how they came up with the name

 

[Helmsly]

Not a 'wee' joke but I thought this was funny: http://foshata.com/?fsh=VSA

[DiemetriX]

good one Helmsly

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

The funny:

 

http://www.ffenril.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/Wii.swf

[Nintendork]

lol wii flaps, you got the 2nd laugh out of me.

[Jay]

[|Laguna|]

 

Unsure if this has allready been posted due to the plethora of Wii threads but this video is just...strange.

Is he serious? Is he retarded? Is he just taking the piss?

[DiemetriX]

[DCK]

Heheh, yeah that one is brilliant. I love the Firefox version too

[Hero-of-Time]

Some guys on gamefaqs have been making vids on this site. This is one of the funnier ones.

 

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1132060

[Howcro]

Not a funny, but quite a good mock up of playing Mario on Wii

[DiemetriX]

comedy gold

[Guest Stefkov]

hehe i thought of one about the dvd playback dongle..you knwo whats coming...

end of advert..."just insert your dongle into the wii hole on the front and off you go!"

[SpinesN]

The funny:

 

http://www.ffenril.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/Wii.swf

 

It's times like this I wish I had actually paid attention in french class :p

[Daroh]

Whats to know? its just the french theme tune to Noddy, the man with the red and yellow car *do do do doooo*

But aparently they changed his name from Noddy to yes in france...?

[DiemetriX]

Conzer posted this in another thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX1z7WReg7U

Really really good

[Hero-of-Time]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBm9ZfFEVH4&search=wii