Haden Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 (edited) Epic Xpert of history! MadDog VS! Xpert BEGIN! MadDog Picture a manager sitting next to a tactics screen Learning from your games to become a much better manager Now picture a 3 billion dollar midfield machine Who can block bust all over your attacking duster scene! Try to Duel with me Nikos, ya must be Psycho I'll bring back Barcelona tactics and take a bite of your ball I'm Always so on the top of my game, I get the possesion My balls in the goal, waiting for me to Murder! ya I rocked the champions league and the DGA You rock as many titles as that schlep Haden Next time you're filling up those jowls with 3-5-2 Check the trade, see me Amblin to my next big match report I produce tactics and made games for all ages You produce Oscar making one of two faces Maybe next time I visit, you'll be a bit more gracious Now kiss my possession stats and just bask in my greatness! Nikos That was a Close Encounter of the defensive kind But there won't be a pretty ending this time Half your billions should go to del Bosque Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance I'm the master, of suspense, so intense No defense against Eights once he presents My skill is enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance You're more horrible than Domestercool acting in League 1 Come on, fish defenders and real defenders to stir the fears up I squeezed screams out of chocolate sweepers I'm the best mamma-jamma ever stood behind the screen Damage panderers and haunt you like the last Liverpool defender Eights Cut! Gimmie a Tylenol, stop rhyming, y'all MadDog you got no style dawg, I'm the king of tactics There's only one league I know you from And I've seen more good games when I stubbed my toe in one You tried to fight in the cup but couldn't do that The league wouldn't let you join cause your tactics were too fat Look it up, it's a true fact, Wikipedia that Now allow me to attack Nikos the hack Due to the leagues a failure's what I label you It looked like some sell-out bullshit manager Haden would do Ask anybody "What's your favorite naming part?" No one's gonna say "What's his name, from Star Wars refernce part?" Tactics that I write ain't the... Cleanest (Fuck!) But when I grip the game I'm the... Meanest (Dick!) Eights is a... Genius A bad motherfucker from the wallet to the trophy Odwin Genius is a powerful word, but there's no reason to use it 'Less you're talking about the Odwin Then there's really nothing to it Every thing I do is visionary Every single game a painting made exactly how I wanna make it Do another take and get it right, 127 times I'll make you learn to love me, I'm the bomb, drop ultra-violent rhymes Like Clockwork, make you all hurt, beat Haden in Season 1 Season 12. is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles Haden That's enough, I've heard enough crap from all of you Why don't I come down there and show you what a real star can do? I swoop low with the telephoto, no Odwin, I work solo If there's one thing I've learned, bitch, this game is about motherfucking money I make that dollar, y'all, motherfucking money Even make Carzola make some motherfucking money I set up shop and got a few drops of that Got Milk money Rose to The the top now I got that socks made of silk money I ain't got that guilt money, I don't give a fuck I take my checks to the bank and I sign 'em with my nuts I give the people what they love, while the critics say I'm evil Got no time to read reviews, while I'm working on the sequel Got a gift from above, and the eyes of an eagle When it comes to blowing up, no director is my equal http://www.xperteleven.com/?lid=427282 Starting date: start of October when we have enough numbers, join now! Edited September 17, 2016 by Haden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tales Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 (edited) I have joined. Looking forward to this a lot. Edited September 18, 2016 by Tales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan-likes-trees Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I AM SO READY Goodbye Winston Gardens Enter Winston Warriors Eyeing up my team... looking good! Got the strongest midfielder in the league so far... Lets get this recruitment drive going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 It's on. It's on like motherfunking Donkey Kong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drahkon Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I signed up and joined the league. No clue what to do but I'll see when the season starts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 It's pretty simple; the more strikers you have, the more goals, and the more you win. Just pack your front line with attackers and you'll win with ease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Fuck it. I'm in. Let's not pretend I have anything better to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted September 21, 2016 Author Share Posted September 21, 2016 We are up to 6 so we can officially start the league but I think 10 is a nice number to aim for! I am rather low on time nowadays but if anyone would like to try and recruit a few more people that would be great. If Nikos joins it should only be three that are needed unless you guys want me to hold out for more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Let's try and hold out for 10. 6 isn't very many. Do we accrue money while we wait for other mangers to join via the weekly bonus and press releases? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikos9 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 If Nikos joins it should only be three that are needed I'm in, just two spaces left now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan-likes-trees Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Ma boy Roger Federer will be signing up soon! @Ellmeister @DuD @Zell @The Peeps @Rowan @Aqui1a @MilaGi @Lucas3693 @Dedede @Agent Gibbs @Esequiel @Fierce_LiNk @Jimbob @gaggle64 (List pilfered from an old thread). Some big names absent! Surely @The_Peeps and @Zell and @Ellmeister will be returning? Let's try and hold out for 10. 6 isn't very many. Do we accrue money while we wait for other mangers to join via the weekly bonus and press releases? Looks like we can - but maybe we should agree not to? Since some managers could end up starting on 5 mill, others on 1.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Too late! Return of the Bob have already started their lucrative preseason tour of Asia! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tales Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 (edited) In my opinion we should stay small, with one division around 10 teams or less. The Lower League wasn't exactly known for it's activity. The only teams that fought for the promotions were the ones in the promotion spots. So I think we should start when we have enough for one medium sized one division league. Ten teams sounds great. Edited September 24, 2016 by Tales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 I've signed up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerFederer Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Hi everyone, Roger Federer here. What a long time it has been! I have won precisely zero grand slams in the period between the previous league stopping and the new league starting! Is this a coincidence, do you think? Looking forward to playing some football! Yours, As always, The resplendent, The majestic, Roger Federer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan-likes-trees Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 In my opinion we should stay small, with one division around 10 teams or less. The Lower League wasn't exactly known for it's activity. The only teams that fought for the promotions were the ones in the promotion spots. So I think we should start when we have enough for one medium sized one division league. Ten teams sounds great. I think either this, or if we got up to 14 (currently on 11) then two leagues of 7 might be quite good. I had some good times in the mid league when Winsotn were rising to glory - I think we've got enough competition to justify two leagues. If not though - I think we should start it very soon - we're on 11 now - I think any more would make for seasons that are a bit too long to be enjoyable and exciting. Then again, it would feel weird not to have Ell and Peeps present! Roger federer points out that he and bob's real names are Joe H. And myself and Haden are one and the same Dan L's! #conspiracytheories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted September 25, 2016 Author Share Posted September 25, 2016 I will wait until we have 12 for now, I think one league will be better unless somehow it gets to 14. Anyone up for doing some reports could be shared out they always add some fun to proceedings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerFederer Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Hi everyone! Roger Federer here, Dan has mentioned above that my so-called 'real name' is 'Joe H', but this is merely a nom de guerre. My real name is in fact, as should be obvious, Roger Federer. Thanks, Your Friend in football and in life, Roger Federer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted September 26, 2016 Author Share Posted September 26, 2016 We are currently stuck at 11 managers. I will give it to the weekend to see if any other Peeps or Odd people want to join us? If you know anyone obvious that we are missing just yEll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 11 managers would work. One team just doesn't play each match day which we've done previously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 @Haden lololololololololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted September 30, 2016 Author Share Posted September 30, 2016 OK we are up to 12! I will set the league up this weekend, what do you guys think two leagues of 6 or a big league of 12? I am thinking of a big league of 12 but happy to go with two leagues of six if voted for. @Haden lololololololololol It will be different when the league starts my friend :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tales Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 If the plan is to have more than one season, my vote is for two leagues for shorter seasons. One league if this is likely to be one time thing. I'm not sure what people signed up for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted September 30, 2016 Author Share Posted September 30, 2016 More than one season was the idea I think Xpert is all about the long term vision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 I'm only in for one season, so I'd prefer one big league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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