Britprog Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here And help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She Lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." He sighed................ "Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Guest Stefkov Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 that was hilarious, laughed for quite a while
Konfucius Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Very good joke. :D:D Strange enough an hour ago I remembered a blonde joke that I heard a few month (years?) ago, but the joke is not really funny.
Dieter Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Sorry to be a cock but that's even well-known in Belgium.... And we don't even have uncapped data traffic
AshMat Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 heard this joke before, but in david beckham format
Stocka Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 haha quality. How do you keep a blonde busy for a couple of hours? ...Stick here in a round room and say there's a dildo in the corner. i'm sure you all know that one
Guest Stefkov Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 im sure you all know, How do you know a blondes been on the computer? theres tipp-ex on the screen.
kingboo Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Definition of cruel: Put a blind man in a round room and say your dinners in the corner
Guest Stefkov Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 definition of stupidity: kicking a ball through a window and asking for it back
Stocka Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 im sure you all know, How do you know a blondes been on the computer? theres tipp-ex on the screen. ahahahhaha didn't know that one either. Quality cheers.
Bren Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 definition of cruel : Putting a bomb under a person in a wheelchair and shouting RUN!
Mr_Odwin Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Definition of this thread ... I dunno ... something funny about it being locked and everyone being told to take it to the other joke thread.
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