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Haha that would be awesome. Charge her for manslaughter for every person who dies of UV poisoning, or charge her for the destruction of crops during a drought.

 

"Well, it's your property isn't it? You shouldn't have just left it there to cause that damage..."

 

I dare a government to do this. Sue her for Solar Eclypses as well while we are at it, and for making it too bright to stare at.

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Jonnas that's the crap. THE CRAP. You posted over an hour after him and didn't even edit your post. LOLWTFBLOOOOOM-like-a-flower.

 

Probably insta-edited it. Within the first minute it doesn't show up.

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Thought you all may be interested to know.

 

I am now the legal owner of the Earth's Atmosphere and the Orbit around it. Which means i can charge you for breathing MY air. And, i get to charge all them peeps who own satellites orbiting the Earth as well.

 

And, my mate legally owns everything 5 miles down below the Earth's crust. Which means, he is legally obligated to charge for us all to live on the crust.

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Thought you all may be interested to know.

 

I am now the legal owner of the Earth's Atmosphere and the Orbit around it. Which means i can charge you for breathing MY air. And, i get to charge all them peeps who own satellites orbiting the Earth as well.

 

And, my mate legally owns everything 5 miles down below the Earth's crust. Which means, he is legally obligated to charge for us all to live on the crust.

 

Could you please move your atmosphere as it's forcing itself into my lungs against my will. I will take legal action if necessary.

 

:laughing:

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Could you please move your atmosphere as it's forcing itself into my lungs against my will. I will take legal action if necessary.

 

:laughing:

 

Where would you like me to put it. If i can't move it, would you like to be in an air-tight capsule provided free of charge.

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Jonnas that's the crap. THE CRAP. You posted over an hour after him and didn't even edit your post. LOLWTFBLOOOOOM-like-a-flower.

 

I didn't see the second page. Had to happen sometime.

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