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What would you do if you woke up with your head sewn to the carpet?


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I think we're missing something, if you woke up with your head SEWN to the carpet I'd reckon I'd be in a ton of pain first and the carpet was soaked in blood... though It might make for a good face plaster then I guess. Then I'd guess I'd probably look for a tapeplayer or TV as obviously I'm in some sort of Saw like trap and would be wondering what the frak I did to get on Jigsaws bad side...

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I'd be horrified.

 

Do you know the kind of shit I've been doing on my carpet? I don't want my face anywhere near it, let alone sewed to it.

 

That poor carpet. What did it ever do to you? It's going to need treatment to get over the cruelty you've bestowed upon it. :nono::laughing:

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